Popular Post Razors Edge ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted May 13, 2019 Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!” Ba-Dump-Bump! 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #2 Posted May 13, 2019 Texas sheep lie too! Bahhhhstards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted May 13, 2019 Share #3 Posted May 13, 2019 Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #4 Posted May 13, 2019 And Justice For All Pink Panther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Randomguy Posted May 13, 2019 Share #6 Posted May 13, 2019 When Couch goes on vacation without Ylva. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 13, 2019 Share #7 Posted May 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: When Couch goes on vacation without Ylva. Nominated 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Randomguy Posted May 14, 2019 Share #9 Posted May 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: When Couch goes on vacation without Ylva. I cannot believe that no one liked this nearly perfect match for the Mulva/Couch dynamic. Shocked. At least Kzoo recognized it. Apologize at once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 7, 2020 Share #10 Posted May 7, 2020 bamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 7, 2020 Share #11 Posted May 7, 2020 Al Pacino in Justice For All -- watch it. That's not my dog?!? It sure looked like my dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted May 7, 2020 Share #12 Posted May 7, 2020 On 5/13/2019 at 12:16 PM, Randomguy said: When Couch goes on vacation without Ylva. You mean “When Couch goes on vacation in Canada without Ylva.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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