Randomguy Posted June 11, 2014 Share #1 Posted June 11, 2014 What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted June 11, 2014 Share #2 Posted June 11, 2014 watch Oprah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted June 11, 2014 watch Oprah? I didn't say I wanted to throw up, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 11, 2014 Share #4 Posted June 11, 2014 What should I do? Experience other people's pains and emotions. Until then, you can only have sympathy for others. For example, if you wish to feel empathetic regarding your wife's struggle during the birth of your child, I suggest you get knocked up. If you are a prude and refuse to get knocked up, the only hope for you is to experience sympathy for your wonderful wife. I'm sure there are a ton of people here that would love to have sex with you. Ask around. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 11, 2014 Share #5 Posted June 11, 2014 I will NOT scissor with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 11, 2014 Share #6 Posted June 11, 2014 I will NOT scissor with you. Whom are you addressing in this statement? Can you be a bit clearer? There are some really dumb new people here and they may take your statement the wrong way. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted June 11, 2014 Share #7 Posted June 11, 2014 Experience other people's pains and emotions. Until then, you can only have sympathy for others. For example, if you wish to feel empathetic regarding your wife's struggle during the birth of your child, I suggest you get knocked up. If you are a prude and refuse to get knocked up, the only hope for you is to experience sympathy for your wonderful wife. I'm sure there are a ton of people here that would love to have sex with you. Ask around. Couch I've heard that passing a kidney stone is similar to the pain of childbirth. He could shove gravel up his junk and try to piss it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 11, 2014 Share #8 Posted June 11, 2014 I've heard that passing a kidney stone is similar to the pain of childbirth. He could shove gravel up his junk and try to piss it out... I've passed several stones in my day. I have yet to give birth to a child so I can't really compare it to childbirth. And trust me, I've tried getting knocked up ever since I was 10. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 11, 2014 Share #9 Posted June 11, 2014 Whom are you addressing in this statement? Can you be a bit clearer? There are some really dumb new people here and they may take your statement the wrong way. Couch Good point. I will NOT scissor with any of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 11, 2014 Share #10 Posted June 11, 2014 Good point. I will NOT scissor with any of you. It's not looking good, RG. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 11, 2014 Share #11 Posted June 11, 2014 Whom are you addressing in this statement? Can you be a bit clearer? There are some really dumb new people here and they may take your statement the wrong way. Couch There's only one dumb new person here......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 11, 2014 Share #12 Posted June 11, 2014 There's only one dumb new person here......... Hey, I'm not new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 11, 2014 Share #13 Posted June 11, 2014 There's only one dumb new person here......... I didn't want to be rude and single them out. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 11, 2014 Share #14 Posted June 11, 2014 I didn't want to be rude and single them out. Couch Ya, leave rude to us experts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBiker Posted June 11, 2014 Share #15 Posted June 11, 2014 I didn't want to be rude and single them out. Couch Why don't you like me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 11, 2014 Share #16 Posted June 11, 2014 What should I do? Put on some grungy clothes and go down to the street and beg for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 11, 2014 Share #17 Posted June 11, 2014 Good point. I will NOT scissor with any of you. Does that include me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 11, 2014 Share #18 Posted June 11, 2014 Why don't you like me? Man, you seriously desire attention, don't you? Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBiker Posted June 11, 2014 Share #19 Posted June 11, 2014 Man, you seriously desire attention, don't you? Couch Yes, especially from a guy with Couch as his handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 11, 2014 Share #20 Posted June 11, 2014 Why don't you like me? I like you, I offered you a cookie. Does that include me? I may be persuadable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted June 11, 2014 Share #21 Posted June 11, 2014 I'm sure we can find a medication with some side-effects that RG could take long-term that might give empathy. Anything that causes wild emotional and mood swings would probably do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 11, 2014 Share #22 Posted June 11, 2014 I'm sure we can find a medication with some side-effects that RG could take long-term that might give empathy. Anything that causes wild emotional and mood swings would probably do it. Estrogen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted June 11, 2014 Share #23 Posted June 11, 2014 Hell....there's always Dr. Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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