Allen ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #1 Posted January 13, 2021 I was laying in bed wide awake at three a.m. and rather than just lie there I decided a glass of chocolate milk would hit the spot. Fumbled the gallon pulling it out of the fridge. Sploosh! The jug split wide open when it hit the floor. So instead enjoying my chocolate milk and going back to bed I just finished mopping the kitchen and am fully awake now. Think I’ll make breakfast since I’m not going to get back to sleep. Maybe even some hash browns. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #2 Posted January 13, 2021 I think with a gallon you should be allowed! I once spilled a jug in the back of my car and it still stunk quite a while later. It was a mell of a hess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2021 42 minutes ago, Allen said: I was laying in bed wide awake at three a.m. and rather than just lie there I decided a glass of chocolate milk would hit the spot. Fumbled the gallon pulling it out of the fridge. Sploosh! The jug split wide open when it hit the floor. So instead enjoying my chocolate milk and going back to bed I just finished mopping the kitchen and am fully awake now. Think I’ll make breakfast since I’m not going to get back to sleep. Maybe even some hash browns. Sonofabitch!!!!! Sorry dude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #4 Posted January 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: I think with a gallon you should be allowed! I once spilled a jug in the back of my car and it still stunk quite a while later. It was a mell of a hess. Not as bad as the bottle of Belgian Triple that I brewed and gifted to a coworker once. The abv was around 12% and the yeast was a feisty strain. He didn’t want to have the bottle found in his desk so he put it in the back seat of his car. In June. He said I should have warned him that it could explode. I reminded him that he didn’t tell me of his plan and not my responsibility. No more beer for you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2021 Share #5 Posted January 13, 2021 Sorry, the closest emoji we had was drool or sad face. No crying emoji. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #6 Posted January 13, 2021 6 hours ago, Allen said: I was laying in bed wide awake at three a.m. and rather than just lie there I decided a glass of chocolate milk would hit the spot. Fumbled the gallon pulling it out of the fridge. Sploosh! The jug split wide open when it hit the floor. So instead enjoying my chocolate milk and going back to bed I just finished mopping the kitchen and am fully awake now. Think I’ll make breakfast since I’m not going to get back to sleep. Maybe even some hash browns. I keep eggs refrigerated in the styrofoam 12-pack I buy them in and, as I use up the eggs, try to space them apart and arrange them in the carton so they're less likely to break if I drop the carton. I've never dropped my eggs but I've dropped stuff I haven't bothered to package carefully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #7 Posted January 13, 2021 9 hours ago, Old No. 7 said: Not as bad as the bottle of Belgian Triple that I brewed and gifted to a coworker once. The abv was around 12% and the yeast was a feisty strain. He didn’t want to have the bottle found in his desk so he put it in the back seat of his car. In June. He said I should have warned him that it could explode. I reminded him that he didn’t tell me of his plan and not my responsibility. No more beer for you. My workplace would fire you for even having beer in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 14, 2021 Share #8 Posted January 14, 2021 Just reading your story made me cry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 14, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 14, 2021 Big boys don’t cry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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