Popular Post Allen ★ Posted March 21 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 21 The rail of the dock is a poor place to set one's phone. 1 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21 Share #2 Posted March 21 Maybe you could remote into it and create a fish doorbell? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 21 Share #3 Posted March 21 6 minutes ago, Allen said: The rail of the dock is a poor place to set one's phone. I would assume the lake is frozen, so it just landed on the ice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted March 21 Share #4 Posted March 21 years ago I went w/ my friend & his dad on their boat. My friend had one of those belt phone holders where you rotate it 90° to remove it. Well he bent over on the dock to pick up a line, phone rotated, fell, bounced off dock, then splash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen ★ Posted March 21 Author Share #5 Posted March 21 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: I would assume the lake is frozen, so it just landed on the ice? Georgia dock I tried calling it. Went straight to voice mail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 21 Share #6 Posted March 21 Just now, Allen said: Georgia dock I tried calling it. Went straight to voice mail. Be thankful no one answered!!!! You'd have to drain that lake 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21 Share #7 Posted March 21 I used to manage a boat rental business. Current boss and some friends had a boat and would always stop by the dock. I like this as both their girlfriends were hot and did not wear modest bikinis. Lance, the not boss friend carried a pager. That should tell you when this was. Anywho, one day his pager was going crazy while he was out of his boat. Boss friend Gust got tired of the noise and grabbed the pager and threw it out into the lake. When Lance got back Gust told him that the lake called his pager or some such. I do not recall all the details as Cheryl was wearing a thong bikini. It was white. She was tall, thin, very tan and had blonde hair. She was also a model at the time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21 Share #8 Posted March 21 3 minutes ago, Allen said: Georgia dock I tried calling it. Went straight to voice mail. I don't blame it for not answering one of those fishing calls! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 21 Share #9 Posted March 21 So I suppose you lost all your contacts and now have an excuse for not inviting us to your house warming party. I understand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21 Share #10 Posted March 21 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: So I suppose you lost all your contacts and now have an excuse for not inviting us to your house warming party. I understand. I can just hear the heartfelt "oops" as @Allen watched the phone sink into the depths. His smile told the whole story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 21 Share #11 Posted March 21 47 minutes ago, jsharr said: I do not recall all the details as Cheryl was wearing a thong bikini. It was white. She was tall, thin, very tan and had blonde hair. She was also a model at the time. Did you happen to keep her number? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted March 21 Share #12 Posted March 21 53 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: years ago I went w/ my friend & his dad on their boat. My friend had one of those belt phone holders where you rotate it 90° to remove it. Well he bent over on the dock to pick up a line, phone rotated, fell, bounced off dock, then splash I did a similar thing but it was the toilet after I took a leak & was bending over to flush. Gross as hell but I saved the phone… 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21 Share #13 Posted March 21 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Did you happen to keep her number? She was the long term GF of my boss and very good friend. She will be in town next month and we are all getting together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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