I got exposed

[Longjohn ★]

After my hip surgery they had me in physical therapy four times learning how to walk and do stairs wearing only a hospital gown. Before they took me the fifth time they asked me if I would like a pair of pajama bottoms. I said “You have pajama bottoms? Why didn’t someone tell me?” The rest of the people in PT had already been mooned.

[Razors Edge ★]

Not for me, but for the ladies here, I will only say this:

[maddmaxx ★]

This should score well.

[Kzoo]

1 hour ago, maddmaxx said:

This should score well.

Maybe.  Sometimes the Meter is cranky sticks.

 

[Razors Edge ★]

3 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Maybe.  Sometimes the Meter is cranky sticks.

 

I think a conditional "10.00" score should be penciled in for now.  If the Cranky Meter doesn't come up with a new score - say in the next 24 hrs - the conditional score will be considered final.

[Kzoo]

Just now, Razors Edge said:

I think a conditional "10.00" score should be penciled in for now.  If the Cranky Meter doesn't come up with a new score - say in the next 24 hrs - the conditional score will be considered final.

Think all you want.  You don't make the rules.  They are set in The Manual.

 

[Kzoo]

There is a juxtaposition of person between the title and the text that is causing Da Meters vacuum tubes to over heat.

 

[Razors Edge ★]

29 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Think all you want.  You don't make the rules.  They are set in The Manual.

 

So, you're updating the manual with the proposed and far superior process I suggested? Good!

[Kzoo]

no

[Razors Edge ★]

2 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

no

You're waiting for the photos too???? NTTIAWWT!

[Ralphie ★]

2 hours ago, Kzoo said:

They are set in The Manual.

Is that kept in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s front steps?

[jsharr ★]

I will give this a 4 but I bet it could up to a 6 or 8 if the right nurse came into the room.

[Razors Edge ★]

1 minute ago, jsharr said:

I will give this a 4 but I bet it could up to a 6 or 8 if the right nurse came into the room.

Is Parr8 "technically" a nurse?

[jsharr ★]

1 minute ago, Razors Edge said:

Is Parr8 "technically" a nurse?

Hey, whatever pitches your tent.  No judgement from me, you sicko.

[Razors Edge ★]

2 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Hey, whatever pitches your tent.  No judgement from me, you sicko.

But it's gotta help you determine whether it gets a 6 or 8 result!  We're interested in even the most insignificant stuff around here!

[Kzoo]

And the Parody Meter says............... 4.00

 

[Bikeguy]

6 hours ago, Longjohn said:

After my hip surgery they had me in physical therapy four times learning how to walk and do stairs wearing only a hospital gown. Before they took me the fifth time they asked me if I would like a pair of pajama bottoms. I said “You have pajama bottoms? Why didn’t someone tell me?” The rest of the people in PT had already been mooned.

Back in 2016 when I was in the hospital with pancreatitis (about 2 1/2 weeks), I arrived at the hospital in a T-shirt, shorts, and sandals.  (it was August)  I wore the shorts for at least 1 week before WoBG brought me another pair of shorts to wear.   No way was I going to just wear the hospital gown.   I didn't need to expose myself to anyone.. 

My room mate for one of the weeks... only his gown.  

[jsharr ★]

42 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

And the Parody Meter says............... 4.00

 

[Kzoo]

[Longjohn ★]

2 hours ago, Bikeguy said:

Back in 2016 when I was in the hospital with pancreatitis (about 2 1/2 weeks), I arrived at the hospital in a T-shirt, shorts, and sandals.  (it was August)  I wore the shorts for at least 1 week before WoBG brought me another pair of shorts to wear.   No way was I going to just wear the hospital gown.   I didn't need to expose myself to anyone.. 

My room mate for one of the weeks... only his gown.  

The only thing I was wearing was a brand new pair of bibs and a jersey. They cut that off me in the ambulance.

[Longjohn ★]

2 hours ago, jsharr said:

Nurse Goodbody, she was my favorite.