Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 20, 2020 After my hip surgery they had me in physical therapy four times learning how to walk and do stairs wearing only a hospital gown. Before they took me the fifth time they asked me if I would like a pair of pajama bottoms. I said “You have pajama bottoms? Why didn’t someone tell me?” The rest of the people in PT had already been mooned. 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #2 Posted November 20, 2020 Not for me, but for the ladies here, I will only say this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #3 Posted November 20, 2020 This should score well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2020 Share #4 Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: This should score well. Maybe. Sometimes the Meter is cranky sticks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #5 Posted November 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Maybe. Sometimes the Meter is cranky sticks. I think a conditional "10.00" score should be penciled in for now. If the Cranky Meter doesn't come up with a new score - say in the next 24 hrs - the conditional score will be considered final. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2020 Share #6 Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, Razors Edge said: I think a conditional "10.00" score should be penciled in for now. If the Cranky Meter doesn't come up with a new score - say in the next 24 hrs - the conditional score will be considered final. Think all you want. You don't make the rules. They are set in The Manual. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2020 Share #7 Posted November 20, 2020 There is a juxtaposition of person between the title and the text that is causing Da Meters vacuum tubes to over heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #8 Posted November 20, 2020 29 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Think all you want. You don't make the rules. They are set in The Manual. So, you're updating the manual with the proposed and far superior process I suggested? Good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2020 Share #9 Posted November 20, 2020 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #10 Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: no You're waiting for the photos too???? NTTIAWWT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #11 Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: They are set in The Manual. Is that kept in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s front steps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #12 Posted November 20, 2020 I will give this a 4 but I bet it could up to a 6 or 8 if the right nurse came into the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #13 Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I will give this a 4 but I bet it could up to a 6 or 8 if the right nurse came into the room. Is Parr8 "technically" a nurse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #14 Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Is Parr8 "technically" a nurse? Hey, whatever pitches your tent. No judgement from me, you sicko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #15 Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Hey, whatever pitches your tent. No judgement from me, you sicko. But it's gotta help you determine whether it gets a 6 or 8 result! We're interested in even the most insignificant stuff around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2020 Share #16 Posted November 20, 2020 And the Parody Meter says............... 4.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted November 20, 2020 Share #17 Posted November 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Longjohn said: After my hip surgery they had me in physical therapy four times learning how to walk and do stairs wearing only a hospital gown. Before they took me the fifth time they asked me if I would like a pair of pajama bottoms. I said “You have pajama bottoms? Why didn’t someone tell me?” The rest of the people in PT had already been mooned. Back in 2016 when I was in the hospital with pancreatitis (about 2 1/2 weeks), I arrived at the hospital in a T-shirt, shorts, and sandals. (it was August) I wore the shorts for at least 1 week before WoBG brought me another pair of shorts to wear. No way was I going to just wear the hospital gown. I didn't need to expose myself to anyone.. My room mate for one of the weeks... only his gown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Share #18 Posted November 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says............... 4.00 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2020 Share #19 Posted November 20, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Bikeguy said: Back in 2016 when I was in the hospital with pancreatitis (about 2 1/2 weeks), I arrived at the hospital in a T-shirt, shorts, and sandals. (it was August) I wore the shorts for at least 1 week before WoBG brought me another pair of shorts to wear. No way was I going to just wear the hospital gown. I didn't need to expose myself to anyone.. My room mate for one of the weeks... only his gown. The only thing I was wearing was a brand new pair of bibs and a jersey. They cut that off me in the ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Nurse Goodbody, she was my favorite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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