Further Posted September 24, 2015 Share #1 Posted September 24, 2015 The Bellamy Brothers wrote three songs about me. I'm hopin to hold on for a fourth and fifth, maybe a sixth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzdvQOXxRD4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 24, 2015 Share #2 Posted September 24, 2015 There was a time when my hair was much longer than it appears in my avatar and came across some 'hippie haters'.It so happened I was taking a trip out to LA. I was just tooling along in my Chevrolet, toking on a number and digging on the radio.Just as I crossed the Mississippi line, I heard that highway start to whine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted September 24, 2015 I hope there was air in the spare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 24, 2015 Share #4 Posted September 24, 2015 I hope there was air in the spare.Well, wouldn't you know it, the spare was flat and I got uptight.There wasn't a filling stations in sight, so I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.When I'd gone as far as I could, I stopped the car right in front of this little bar - a red-neck looking joint.It was called the Dew Drop Inn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 24, 2015 Share #5 Posted September 24, 2015 Hippies smell. That's why!#Smelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2015 Share #6 Posted September 24, 2015 Hippies smell. That's why! #Smelly ... #hatespatchouli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 24, 2015 Share #7 Posted September 24, 2015 I agree that hippies smell like ass, plus they are hippies. So that is why. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2015 Share #8 Posted September 24, 2015 ...in the pope's speech to congress today, he mentioned Dorothy Day (she of the Catholic Worker). This from the Wikipedia entry for her: Day's account of the Catholic Worker movement, Loaves and Fishes, was published in 1963.Despite her anti-establishment sympathies, her judgment of the 60s counterculture was nuanced. She enjoyed it when Abbie Hoffman told her she was the original hippie, accepting it as a form of tribute to her detachment from materialism.[8] At the same time she disapproved of many who called themselves hippies. She described some she encountered in 1969 in Minnesota: "They are marrying young–17 and 18, and taking to the woods up by the Canadian border and building houses for themselves–becoming pioneers again." But she recognized in them the self-indulgence of middle-class affluence, people who had "not known suffering" and lived without principles. She imagined how soldiers returning from Vietnam would want to kill them, but thought what the "flower-people" deserved was "prayer and penance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #9 Posted September 24, 2015 Hippies smell. That's why!#SmellyPeople sometimes call me a hippy, but it cannot be so, because I do not smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 24, 2015 Share #10 Posted September 24, 2015 People sometimes call me a hippy, but it cannot be so, because I do not smellThat's a good thing!#Nixie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2015 Share #11 Posted September 24, 2015 People sometimes call me a hippy, but it cannot be so, because I do not smell That's a good thing! #Nixie ...anosmia is not a good thing at all. Well, maybe if you are forced to associate with hippies, but otherwise a curse. #wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #12 Posted September 24, 2015 People sometimes call me a hippy, but it cannot be so, because I do not smellArmpit hair?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #13 Posted September 24, 2015 Paige also has an interesting story about his travels that led him to California. He says it was because of a job via Tennessee but we all know he went out there for the dope and sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 24, 2015 Share #14 Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Armpit hair??Armpit hair/leg hair on a chick = gross. Sorry, forum ladies, I am conditioned by society, it is just the way that it is.Oh yeah, pubic hair is gross, too, you should probably just maintain a full deforestation program to please us menfolk. Thank you. Edited September 24, 2015 by Randomguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2015 Share #15 Posted September 24, 2015 Paige also has an interesting story about his travels that led him to California. He says it was because of a job via Tennessee but we all know he went out there for the dope and sex....#nttawwt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 24, 2015 Share #16 Posted September 24, 2015 People sometimes call me a hippy, but it cannot be so, because I do not smellI think you should see a doctor about why your nose isn't working the way it should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 24, 2015 Share #17 Posted September 24, 2015 I think you should see a doctor about why your nose isn't working the way it should.I will vouch for SQ, no foul odors whatsover. Plus, the hippie food she makes is delicious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #18 Posted September 24, 2015 Armpit hair/leg hair on a chick = gross. Sorry, forum ladies, I am conditioned by society, it is just the way that it is. Oh yeah, pubic hair is gross, too, you should probably just maintain a full deforestation program to please us menfolk. Thank you. What's with men and bald beav?? I for one like to hit the 'patch' and have no interest in the shaved thing. I used to like you RG -- now I like you but with a caveat. You've got bigger issues than I originally thought -- which is saying a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 24, 2015 Share #19 Posted September 24, 2015 What's with men and bald beav?? I for one like to hit the 'patch' and have no interest in the shaved thing. I used to like you RG -- now I like you but with a caveat. You've got bigger issues than I originally thought -- which is saying a lot. Man, I gotta say, nothing is more off-putting than seeing a gorilla naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #20 Posted September 24, 2015 Man, I gotta say, nothing is more off-putting than seeing a gorilla naked.But the pre-adolescence is hawt?? I need a patch, man. I'm a jungle guy. I hit the patch. It's what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 24, 2015 Share #21 Posted September 24, 2015 But the pre-adolescence is hawt?? I need a patch, man. I'm a jungle guy. I hit the patch. It's what I do.I don't think any people really equate a nicely hair-free chick with young girls, those are not remotely the same thing. You can beat about the bush as much as you want, but it won't change the fact that that is just nasty to most people. My friend Ron is like you, but he does questionable things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 24, 2015 Share #22 Posted September 24, 2015 My friend Ron is like you, but he does questionable things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2015 Share #23 Posted September 24, 2015 ... but he does questionable things....*perk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 25, 2015 Share #24 Posted September 25, 2015 ...*perk* This is that Ron that I told you about many times before. He likes massive bovine boobs and butt-sex. He is a funny guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted September 25, 2015 Share #25 Posted September 25, 2015 Well, wouldn't you know it, the spare was flat and I got uptight. There wasn't a filling stations in sight, so I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim. When I'd gone as far as I could, I stopped the car right in front of this little bar - a red-neck looking joint. It was called the Dew Drop Inn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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