jsharr ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Share #1 Posted July 13, 2017 When I retire to sharting life, it would be nice to be able to "drop an anchor" or go down for servicing and cleaning etc. Wiping and enemas freaks me out. I will have to get over this but what courses should I plan on. Nothing deeper than say 6 inches? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 13, 2017 Share #2 Posted July 13, 2017 Yay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Share #3 Posted July 13, 2017 What is the lowest form of deck crew I can assign? I mean, the kind that doesn't get fed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted July 13, 2017 Share #4 Posted July 13, 2017 Well done, young man. Well done. If I wasn't such a dofus, I would totally add the "Wiser's slow clap" gif to this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted July 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wilbur said: What is the lowest form of deck crew I can assign? I mean, the kind that doesn't get fed. i think any of the guys on the poop deck or lower would work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Well done, young man. Well done. If I wasn't such a dofus, I would totally add the "Wiser's slow clap" gif to this post. From your lips to @Kzoo's ears (Just between you and me, I still have doubts about whether or not he even has a real parody meter. I often think he just makes shit up, which in this case would be fitting.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 13, 2017 Share #7 Posted July 13, 2017 Quote How do I get sharted? Go camping with Boy Scouts? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted July 13, 2017 Share #8 Posted July 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: Go camping with Boy Scouts? Go drink some more of the Ouzoade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 13, 2017 Share #9 Posted July 13, 2017 And the Parody Meter says..... 10.00 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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