KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Share #1 Posted October 24, 2018 Minding my own business and trying to get my job done for the day. one of my co-workers walks into my office and decides to pull up a chair for some unknown reason. This made me confused She started talking to me about one of the positions I hold in our store. This made me curious Before I knew it this Hungry Hungry Hippo of a lady is three Knuckles deep into my bowl of cookies that I bought. This made me extremely outraged and a little shocked. My question is, what is the time frame you're allowed to shank someone after they commit a crime. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 24, 2018 Share #2 Posted October 24, 2018 Your pellet gun would have been useful. Just sayin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 24, 2018 Share #3 Posted October 24, 2018 I was thinking paint ball gun. He has so many weapons you see. Nerf guns, flare guns, pellet guns, and somewhere in there I bet he even has some gun guns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 24, 2018 Share #4 Posted October 24, 2018 Just now, parodybot said: I was thinking paint ball gun. He has so many weapons you see. Nerf guns, flare guns, pellet guns, and somewhere in there I bet he even has some gun guns. On further consideration I think we’re back to knife play, stabs her hand right through pins it to the desk in her grasping for his cookies, like in Godafther part the first, later she sleeps with the fishes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted October 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, parodybot said: I was thinking paint ball gun. He has so many weapons you see. Nerf guns, flare guns, pellet guns, and somewhere in there I bet he even has some gun guns. 9mm and a shotgun, slingshot, knives(asorted sizes).. yup.. ready for anything ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 24, 2018 Share #6 Posted October 24, 2018 37 minutes ago, KrAzY said: 9mm and a shotgun, slingshot, knives(asorted sizes).. yup.. ready for anything ? I’m lucky to live in a country and society where it still safe to venture out or stay home as I please, armed only with my owne half wits, for now at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #7 Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, KrAzY said: three Knuckles deep into my bowl of cookies that I bought Next time bring Ex-lax chocolate chip cookies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted October 24, 2018 42 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I’m lucky to live in a country and society where it still safe to venture out or stay home as I please, armed only with my owne half wits, for now at least. Our country is safe, and we have a lot of half wits as well. I actually feel more safe in our country than some of the other ones have been to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 25, 2018 Share #9 Posted October 25, 2018 15 hours ago, pedalphile said: On further consideration I think we’re back to knife play, stabs her hand right through pins it to the desk in her grasping for his cookies, like in Godafther part the first, later she sleeps with the fishes. No one likes bloody cookies, except maybe vampires and then I am not sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 25, 2018 Share #10 Posted October 25, 2018 14 hours ago, pedalphile said: I’m lucky to live in a country and society where it still safe to venture out or stay home as I please, armed only with my owne half wits, for now at least. It is safe to venture out that way in Murica too, but you don't have to if you don't want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 25, 2018 Share #11 Posted October 25, 2018 14 hours ago, pedalphile said: armed only with my owne half wits Half? You're up to half? Must be the medication. ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 25, 2018 Share #12 Posted October 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Always Wong said: Half? You're up to half? Must be the medication. ? yes, and he has to call his doctor if it lasts more than 4 houres. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 25, 2018 Share #13 Posted October 25, 2018 3 hours ago, parodybot said: It is safe to venture out that way in Murica too, but you don't have to if you don't want to. HTF would a ‘bot know this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 25, 2018 Share #14 Posted October 25, 2018 3 hours ago, parodybot said: yes, and he has to call his doctor if it lasts more than 4 houres. Ah, thou art referencing my post of the day before yesterday, or Tuesday as we also know it, where I said sometimes my brain does feel effed, and I need to rest it: topical stuff I like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #15 Posted October 25, 2018 Is the story that she just wanted to eat some of your cookies and didn't simply ask if she could have a few? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #16 Posted October 25, 2018 you can't make this shit up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #17 Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, pedalphile said: HTF would a ‘bot know this? I take him around with me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 25, 2018 Share #18 Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Is the story that she just wanted to eat some of your cookies and didn't simply ask if she could have a few? Tom Pretty much: and what of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share #19 Posted October 26, 2018 9 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Is the story that she just wanted to eat some of your cookies and didn't simply ask if she could have a few? Tom Yes.. her fat fingers grabbed the cookies without her making any words with her mouth.. she stole my cookies damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 26, 2018 Share #20 Posted October 26, 2018 3 hours ago, KrAzY said: Yes.. her fat fingers grabbed the cookies without her making any words with her mouth.. she stole my cookies damnit So, you saying if her fat mouth had first axed your leave you’d have allowed her fat fingers on your cookies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted October 26, 2018 8 hours ago, pedalphile said: So, you saying if her fat mouth had first axed your leave you’d have allowed her fat fingers on your cookies? Ask and you shall have a cookie.. it's all good.. don't ask.. ya should be whooped. Taking without asking is not cool.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 26, 2018 Share #22 Posted October 26, 2018 14 hours ago, KrAzY said: Yes.. her fat fingers grabbed the cookies without her making any words with her mouth.. she stole my cookies damnit So, you're tell us you lost your cookies at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share #23 Posted October 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Always Wong said: So, you're tell us you lost your cookies at work? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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