Mr. Silly Posted June 17, 2014 Share #1 Posted June 17, 2014 Jake from State Farm keeps calling me at 3 AM asking me what I am wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted June 17, 2014 Share #2 Posted June 17, 2014 Jake sounds like a hideous woman.. He called me the other day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted June 17, 2014 Share #3 Posted June 17, 2014 Jake sounds like a hideous woman.. He called me the other day! ..that might have been Couch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 17, 2014 Share #4 Posted June 17, 2014 Are you wearing sexy khaki pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted June 17, 2014 Share #5 Posted June 17, 2014 When I get a call for a wrong number and they ask who this is I now say ,"It's Jake... from State Farm." Got a pretty good laugh from one guy; most people just hang up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 17, 2014 Share #6 Posted June 17, 2014 Jake from State Farm is only up at 3 AM because of his addiction to hookers and blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 17, 2014 Share #7 Posted June 17, 2014 Blow isn't affective during normal business hours? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted June 17, 2014 Share #8 Posted June 17, 2014 Jake from State Farm is only up at 3 AM because of his addiction to hookers and blow. That is so sad - why people choose to see this as an addiction, I mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 17, 2014 Share #9 Posted June 17, 2014 Blow isn't affective during normal business hours? Define "normal". Your normal and Jake's normal are probably very very different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 17, 2014 Share #10 Posted June 17, 2014 Blow isn't affective during normal business hours? The hooker's only blow during their normal work hours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 17, 2014 Share #11 Posted June 17, 2014 That is so sad - why people choose to see this as an addiction, I mean. Habit, addiction, predilection, hobby, dalliance, they are all just words, Choose one that best fits your personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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