Nate Posted July 23, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 23, 2014 Met some chicks last night who are either going or thinking about going. Only one of them is my age, the rest are significantly younger and they are all hippies. We met at happy hour at O'Mally's Tavern, which is a restored chicken coop... really interesting. Surprised they actually passed the health inspection. Can't say that I'm not a little concerned about the group. Glad that I have already committed and paid to gas up their microbus. If I met the group earlier I may have changed my mind and missed out on an opportunity. The trip still sounds amazing and we will be experiencing rural Indiana, county fairs, bowling alleys, Dairy Queen, etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 23, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 23, 2014 Don't drink the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 23, 2014 2.2 (Feeling generous) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted July 23, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 23, 2014 "Indiana, Indiana Indiana we're all for you IU!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted July 23, 2014 2.2 (Feeling generous) this isn't a rant, this is a parody its a whole different genre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 23, 2014 this isn't a rant, this is a parody its a whole different genre Still rated on 1-10 scale, dingleberry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted July 23, 2014 Don't drink the water. I'm taking bottled water and my own TP. I know they sell it there, but I like Pennsylvania buttwipe. I don't think I'd like the foreign kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted July 23, 2014 Share #8 Posted July 23, 2014 Hippies don't eat at Dairy Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 23, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 23, 2014 2.2 (Feeling generous) You are wacked, KT The Parody-Meter registered a solid 7.0 on this one. Good parody topic was selected - existing text was well utilized- and it had a beat you could dance to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 23, 2014 You are wacked, KT The Parody-Meter registered a solid 7.0 on this one. Good parody topic was selected - existing text was well utilized- and it had a beat you could dance to. I'm using human criteria. You forgot to convert from hobbit criteria to human criteria before scaling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 23, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 23, 2014 Hippies don't eat at Dairy Queen They also don't use T.P........... have a good time thinking of that one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted July 23, 2014 Still rated on 1-10 scale, dingleberry. what? this is a hand-crafted custom style parody! This shit ain't easy, you know. I had to parody my fingers down to the bone for you chuckleheads, and all you got is a 2.2 out of 10???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted July 23, 2014 Hippies don't eat at Dairy Queen what are they going to do , starve to death? of course they eat at Dairy Queen! what else is there to eat in rural Indiana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 23, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 23, 2014 Hippies don't eat at Dairy Queen Or use tp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 23, 2014 what? this is a hand-crafted custom style parody! This shit ain't easy, you know. I had to parody my fingers down to the bone for you chuckleheads, and all you got is a 2.2 out of 10???? Be thankful. As I said, I was being generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 23, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 23, 2014 Be thankful. As I said, I was being generous. I don;t think the words KT and generous can be used in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 23, 2014 I don;t think the words KT and generous can be used in the same sentence. You must have reading comprehension issues....they weren't mentioned in the same sentence. I never mentioned "KT" or "kingtermite" in that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 23, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 23, 2014 You must have reading comprehension issues....they weren't mentioned in the same sentence. I never mentioned "KT" or "kingtermite" in that sentence. If nobody has smacked you up-side-da-head yet today, you are over due. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #19 Posted July 23, 2014 If nobody has smacked you up-side-da-head yet today, you are over due. Should I do it and tell myself it was from you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 23, 2014 Share #20 Posted July 23, 2014 Should I do it and tell myself it was from you? As long as it hurts....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 23, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 23, 2014 Holy Crap, Kzoo! It's all in fun. You don't have to hit so HARD! F-ing A! I need to go to Urgnt Cae beuse I think I have a conckushun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 23, 2014 Share #22 Posted July 23, 2014 Holy Crap, Kzoo! It's all in fun. You don't have to hit so HARD! F-ing A! I need to go to Urgnt Cae beuse I think I have a conckushun. Don't forget to get a lollypop on your way our of the ER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 23, 2014 Share #23 Posted July 23, 2014 this isn't a rant, this is a parody its a whole different genre I quite liked it, and immediately thought "hippie orgy". I think if you add hippies to a microbus with weed, then there would be road-scissoring within a very short time frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #24 Posted July 23, 2014 I think if you add hippies to a microbus with weed, then there would be road-scissoring within a very short time frame. That's how I figure to get through Ohio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted July 24, 2014 Share #25 Posted July 24, 2014 "Indiana, Indiana Indiana we're all for you IU!"" What a freaking load of crap. IU SUCKS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 24, 2014 Share #26 Posted July 24, 2014 Met some chicks last night who are either going or thinking about going. Only one of them is my age, the rest are significantly younger and they are all hippies. We met at happy hour at O'Mally's Tavern, which is a restored chicken coop... really interesting. Surprised they actually passed the health inspection. Can't say that I'm not a little concerned about the group. Glad that I have already committed and paid to gas up their microbus. If I met the group earlier I may have changed my mind and missed out on an opportunity. The trip still sounds amazing and we will be experiencing rural Indiana, county fairs, bowling alleys, Dairy Queen, etc. Group sex in a microbus flying down rt. 66 sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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