Randomguy Posted October 14, 2020 Share #1 Posted October 14, 2020 If not, you should check this out: Vagina weightlifting is a thing ShareTweet How ya going ya big legendary b*stards? Ozzy Man Reviews is back again with another fantastic video for you to shake your bloody head at. And this time, we’re delving into the esoteric world of vaginal weightlifting. Yeah, nah, it’s not a load of sh*t, vaginal weightlifting is, according to this chick on the internet, real – and as an added bonus it improves the sex-life of anyone who practises it. And why the f**k not, there’s got to be something erotic about using your vag to pick your man up and swing him around by his sex pistol… Right, so let’s get started with some introductions here, Kim Anami is a sex and relationship coach, and one of her key bits of ad-vice is to train the clunge so that it’s strong enough to rip fence-posts out of the ground. Deadset, she trains Arnold Shwarzabeaver up to five times a week – and have a look at her, she f**ken carries her surfboard with that thing. Credit: Extreme Love Show She says, “It strengthens the pelvic floor muscle, it eliminates urinary incontinence, but it also increases the ability to enjoy sex. Women can ejaculate across the room with a strong PC muscle.” Yeah, rightio, settle down love, there’s no need to call in the clean-up crew every time you have a little fun. Credit: Kim Anami Having said that, she does warn the blokes that she’s heard tell of another woman with a super-snatch who put three men in hospital because she didn’t know her own strength. Now, we know some of you blokes out there might be into that, but it’s a safe bet no one wants their dick ripped off by an overzealous furburger. Anyway, she wants to spread the word about the benefits of a staunch whisker biscuit and she’s even gotten her friend into it. So what are you waiting for, get onto that sh*t, and like Kim, you too may soon be able to use your hoo-ha to lift “skateboards, coconuts, all kinds of tropical fruit and French crockery.” Credit: Kim Anami Final thought: Bloody hell! With her warning about putting blokes in hospital and the fact she calls her weightlifting vaginal kung-fu, it’s pretty clear that she’s giving new meaning to the phrase ‘the power of the pussy!’ F**ken good on ya, Kim. Sure, some sheila in the video calls you crazy, but you do you. You do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 14, 2020 Share #2 Posted October 14, 2020 Did you change your username just for this post? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 14, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted October 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Forum Administrator said: Did you change your username just for this post? Just trying to spread the word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 14, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted October 14, 2020 Here is the video: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted October 14, 2020 Share #5 Posted October 14, 2020 I fear that changing our names has emboldened you into an even more random version of your former self. I will be reverting to my former, tame and predictable name forthwith. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 14, 2020 Author Share #6 Posted October 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, roadsue said: I fear that changing our names has emboldened you into an even more random version of your former self. I will be reverting to my former, tame and predictable name forthwith. Dammit! This post would have been posted with any name I have used or will ever use. Now you are making my vagina hurt, plus I am surprised you didn't choose some other English languagey name to compete with my current name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted October 14, 2020 Share #7 Posted October 14, 2020 Just now, Dangling Participle said: Dammit! This post would have been posted with any name I have used or will ever use. Now you are making my vagina hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 14, 2020 Share #8 Posted October 14, 2020 No. Bad. In the crate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 14, 2020 Share #9 Posted October 14, 2020 I don't have a vagina. Do those exercises work with scrotums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 14, 2020 Share #10 Posted October 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mr. Tickle said: I don't have a vagina. Do those exercises work with scrotums? Only one way to find out. Give us a full report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 14, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted October 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mr. Tickle said: I don't have a vagina. Do those exercises work with scrotums? I am sure they must. Getting that marble thing up there will be a challenge, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 14, 2020 Share #12 Posted October 14, 2020 ...I suspect testosterone doping in this vaginal strength competitor. It's sad what people will do to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 14, 2020 Share #13 Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, BuffJim said: Only one way to find out. Give us a full report. Dangling a 50 pound weight from my nut sack worked great! You should give it a try. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted October 15, 2020 Share #14 Posted October 15, 2020 44 minutes ago, Mr. Tickle said: Dangling a 50 pound weight from my nut sack worked great! You should give it a try. You held back at 50. I guess I hold the record at 75. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 15, 2020 Share #15 Posted October 15, 2020 55 minutes ago, Mr. Tickle said: Dangling a 50 pound weight from my nut sack worked great! You should give it a try. Listen to the voice of experience here. No. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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