Popular Post Shu Fang Bastard ★ Posted March 20 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 20 Naturally, Wilbur is my favorite forum member even though he is Canadian. So, when should I expect my Porsche? My birthday is in a few days and I'm not getting any younger. Couch 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 21 Share #2 Posted March 21 When you get it, I’d be glad to paint your porch. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Fang Bastard ★ Posted March 21 Author Share #3 Posted March 21 48 minutes ago, BuffJim said: When you get it, I’d be glad to paint your porch. You can paint my porch. Tude wants it painted this summer and there is no way in hell I'm going to do it. I can't be trusted. Couch 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted March 21 Share #4 Posted March 21 Wilbur respects and holds you in high esteem. Enough that he would never be so rude as to give you a Porsche. Porsche automobiles are fussy high-maintenance vehicles. @Wilbur doesn’t treat his friends like that! Wilbur will give you a used skateboard so you can learn self reliance. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted March 21 Share #5 Posted March 21 Just remember his money is Canadian… you would be better off buying a Porsche with chocolate gold coins. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Fang Bastard ★ Posted March 21 Author Share #6 Posted March 21 26 minutes ago, Parsnip Totin Jack said: Wilbur respects and holds you in high esteem. Enough that he would never be so rude as to give you a Porsche. Porsche automobiles are fussy high-maintenance vehicles. @Wilbur doesn’t treat his friends like that! Wilbur will give you a used skateboard so you can learn self reliance. Wilbur owes me a damn Porsche. Stop Porsche-Blocking me. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 21 Share #7 Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Shu Fang said: Wilbur owes me a damn Porsche. Stop Porsche-Blocking me. Couch True, but the list of people is long. I will contact you when you are getting close! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Fang Bastard ★ Posted March 21 Author Share #8 Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: True, but the list of people is long. I will contact you when you are getting close! Fine. But I don't want one of the Canadian Porsches with the wrong speedometer. We don't use those ungodly kilometers down here! Couch 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Fang Bastard ★ Posted March 21 Author Share #9 Posted March 21 I somehow hope Hank is reading this thread in the heavens. Rick 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21 Share #10 Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: True, but the list of people is long. I will contact you when you are getting close! I will settle for a second hand Silverado if it gets me on the list. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted March 21 Share #11 Posted March 21 9 hours ago, Shu Fang said: Naturally, Wilbur is my favorite forum member even though he is Canadian. So, when should I expect my Porsche? My birthday is in a few days and I'm not getting any younger. Couch My birthday was in January. He baught me a rusted out, purple Gremlin with a windows that don't roll up. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wilbur ★ Posted March 21 Popular Post Share #12 Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said: My birthday was in January. He baught me a rusted out, purple Gremlin with a windows that don't roll up. Hey, that color was hard to find! 1 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 21 Share #13 Posted March 21 8 hours ago, Shu Fang said: Fine. But I don't want one of the Canadian Porsches with the wrong speedometer. We don't use those ungodly kilometers down here! Couch Real Americans buy real American cars trucks. Please apply for Canadian citizenship ASAP and then perter Wilbur for that commie car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 21 Share #14 Posted March 21 13 hours ago, Shu Fang said: Naturally, Wilbur is my favorite forum member even though he is Canadian. So, when should I expect my Porsche? My birthday is in a few days and I'm not getting any younger. Couch Can I have your Canadian Porsche when you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 21 Share #15 Posted March 21 9 hours ago, Shu Fang said: I somehow hope Hank is reading this thread in the heavens. Rick I think he is ghostwriting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 21 Share #16 Posted March 21 8 hours ago, jsharr said: I will settle for a second hand Silverado if it gets me on the list. I will settle for a 34 year old Yugo. Yugos were vastly underrated, you see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 21 Share #17 Posted March 21 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: I will settle for a 34 year old Yugo. Yugos were vastly underrated, you see. As documented and reposted here for you: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 21 Share #18 Posted March 21 38 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: As documented and reposted here for you: Jay seems less than super-impressed. Money can't buy taste, it seems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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