jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Share #1 Posted March 2, 2015 How will you and those that you care for celebrate Texas Independence Day today? I will drive around my oil wells in my white convertible Cadillac Coupe De Ville, making sure to dodge the Longhorn cattle, while shooting off my six guns and chugging whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 2, 2015 Share #2 Posted March 2, 2015 I might have to take a healthy dump later today. I'll do that in honor of Texas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 2, 2015 Share #3 Posted March 2, 2015 ... ...I plan to spend at least part of today reassembling a very nice Italian made Rauler bicycle cycle which will probably not be completed in time for me to ride it in the local "Californians Who Celebrate Texas Independence Day" parade. I blame this entirely on my own poor sense of timing in the planning of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Share #4 Posted March 2, 2015 I will put beans in my chili.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted March 2, 2015 Page, is this you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 2, 2015 Share #6 Posted March 2, 2015 I'll have some beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 2, 2015 Share #7 Posted March 2, 2015 We do not celebrate anything Texas in Oregon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 2, 2015 Share #8 Posted March 2, 2015 Page, is this you? ...yes, but that is a different bike, and certainly not Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted March 2, 2015 We do not celebrate anything Texas in OregonI was hoping that you would do some Lone Star Shralpin! Go Big or Go Home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Share #10 Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) I don't have any intricate plans. At my age I keep all plans simple.What was the question again? Edited March 2, 2015 by maddmaxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 2, 2015 Share #11 Posted March 2, 2015 I was hoping that you would do some Lone Star Shralpin! Go Big or Go Home!It's a rest day. No schralpin plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted March 2, 2015 It's a rest day. No schralpin plans.How about some air shralpin? It is like air guitar, but instead you ride your air bike around the office. Table top off the copier onto the bosses desk. That sort of thing. Sing Deep in the Heart of Texas or The Yellow Rose of Texas while you do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 2, 2015 Share #13 Posted March 2, 2015 ....jsharr, in order to make amends for my poor planning re the parade bike, I will now whistle a "The Eyes of Texas are Upon You/Deep in the Heart of Texas" medley, followed by playing all of my Kinky Friedman CD's. I know it's not a parade, but it's what i got here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted March 2, 2015 Share #14 Posted March 2, 2015 Not a real big celebration. I figure I'll just kick the shit out of some hippy on the way home tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted March 2, 2015 Share #15 Posted March 2, 2015 How will you and those that you care for celebrate Texas Independence Day today? I will not celebrate Texas Independence Day, unless they are declaring their independence from the United States of America. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #16 Posted March 2, 2015 I will not celebrate Texas Independence Day, unless they are declaring their independence from the United States of America. We have before and we may well again. You should celebrate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted March 2, 2015 Share #17 Posted March 2, 2015 It's all just talk unless you do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 2, 2015 Share #18 Posted March 2, 2015 It's all just talk unless you do it again. ...I'll start believing it when they invade Juarez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #19 Posted March 2, 2015 It's all just talk unless you do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Share #20 Posted March 2, 2015 Why do people hate Texas so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Share #21 Posted March 2, 2015 Why do people hate Texas so much? Oh.......texas. Damn my bad eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #22 Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Why do people hate Texas so much? Envy I guess. And by Envy, I mean most Texicans, yours truly inclusive, are a bunch of loud, brash, opinionated arrogant assholes. Edited March 2, 2015 by jsharr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 2, 2015 Share #23 Posted March 2, 2015 Why do people hate Texas so much? Envy I guess. And by Envy, I mean most Texicans, yours truly inclusive, are a bunch of loud, brash, opinionated arrogant assholes. ...I actually like South Texas, down near the Mexican border, a great deal. But yeah, some of the big belt buckle guys give off an aroma of douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted March 2, 2015 Share #24 Posted March 2, 2015 Why do people hate Texas so much? Mostly because of its full of Texans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 3, 2015 Share #25 Posted March 3, 2015 I've only been to Texas once, San Antonio for a conference. I liked it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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