Popular Post Forum Administrator Posted January 30, 2020 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 30, 2020 The teacher told him to return to his seat and he said, "kiss my ass." He comes into my office and I asked he what happened. He told me that he thought he said something funny, but the teacher got mad at him. I asked if he ever heard someone laugh when they hear that. He said, "My dad says it to my mom all the time and she laughs." 3 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted January 30, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 30, 2020 Luckily my son is old enough to know better than to repeat what I say. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 30, 2020 Share #3 Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Forum Administrator said: The teacher told him to return to his seat and he said, "kiss my ass." He comes into my office and I asked he what happened. He told me that he thought he said something funny, but the teacher got mad at him. I asked if he ever heard someone laugh when they hear that. He said, "My dad says it to my mom all the time and she laughs." And what did mom say when you called her to come bail the cute little tyke out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted January 30, 2020 Share #4 Posted January 30, 2020 My daughter could make a sailor blush. But since she has a speech impediment, it's really freaking cute when she calls people an ass hole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted January 30, 2020 Share #5 Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: And what did mom say when you called her to come bail the cute little tyke out? You act serious on the phone and wait until you get off the phone before you bust out laughing. I've got the talking to educator routine down pact. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 30, 2020 Share #6 Posted January 30, 2020 I remember when the neighbor boy were going down our stairs (parents too) the oldest with blocked or pushed the younger one..and out came "fuck you"...he heard that from the two brothers next door..they were in their late 20's...Oh yeah dad had a little conversation there..the little guy was maybe 5 or 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted January 30, 2020 Share #7 Posted January 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, petitepedal said: I remember when the neighbor boy were going down our stairs (parents too) the oldest with blocked or pushed the younger one..and out came "fuck you"...he heard that from the two brothers next door..they were in their late 20's...Oh yeah dad had a little conversation there..the little guy was maybe 5 or 6. Graham was around 3, we got a note from daycare saying Graham got agitated and when they asked him what was wrong, he said the other kids were being to fucking loud. Said they talked to him about appropriate language then they admitted that they laughed after they left the room and were also impressed with his ability to use it correctly. And yes, we still have the note. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 30, 2020 Share #8 Posted January 30, 2020 that's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 30, 2020 Share #9 Posted January 30, 2020 Did you get out of the hot tub or did he get in the hot tub for this conversation? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 30, 2020 Share #10 Posted January 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, jsharr said: Did you get out of the hot tub or did he get in the hot tub for this conversation? Almost nomination worthy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 30, 2020 Share #11 Posted January 30, 2020 Just now, Kzoo said: Almost nomination worthy Almost kiss my ass. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 30, 2020 Share #12 Posted January 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, jsharr said: Almost kiss my ass. I going to tell on you. @Forum Administrator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 30, 2020 Share #13 Posted January 30, 2020 27 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I going to tell on you. @Forum Administrator... I did not bring a swimsuit, so if he calls me in, I am going skinny dipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share #14 Posted January 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: I did not bring a swimsuit, so if he calls me in, I am going skinny dipping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 30, 2020 Share #15 Posted January 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Forum Administrator said: Nominated and I know just how you feel. I have to see me naked every day. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted January 31, 2020 Share #16 Posted January 31, 2020 My niece was about 5 and was pouting when they arrived at a holiday dinner. MIL asked her what was wrong. "Daddy told me I can't say 'damn it' here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 31, 2020 Share #17 Posted January 31, 2020 My parents would swear in Dutch so I would too as my wife & kids had no idea what I was saying. Then my daughter started doing it too. Never paid it much mind as English speakers don’t know what she’s saying until my cousin, his wife & kids were visiting from Holland and heard her swear in Dutch. The look of surprise on their faces was awesome. Yeah she learned that from her mom... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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