Popular Post Kzoo 24,027 Posted January 13 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 13 So you may have noticed that there have been no Meter scores the last couple of days. There was an issue with the reverse capacitor connected to the rectum gauge (uses to quickly ID crap posts). Well, I decided to tear into the machine and fix the issue myself. I think I got the rectum thing cleaned out but after reassembling the machine I was left with a few extra wires. This thing is going to have to go in for service. In the mean time I suggest all semi-official scoring be conducted manually by @jsharr. Thanks, Kzoo out. 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites
BR46 9,394 Posted January 13 Share #2 Posted January 13 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: So you may have noticed that there have been no Meter scores the last couple of days. There was an issue with the reverse capacitor connected to the rectum gauge (uses to quickly ID crap posts). Well, I decided to tear into the machine and fix the issue myself. I think I got the rectum thing cleaned out but after reassembling the machine I was left with a few extra wires. This thing is going to have to go in for service. In the mean time I suggest all semi-official scoring be conducted manually by @jsharr. Thanks, Kzoo out. Just a little electrical tape and it will be good as new 1 Link to post Share on other sites
maddmaxx 28,161 Posted January 13 Share #3 Posted January 13 Is this a parody thread? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kzoo 24,027 Posted January 13 Author Share #4 Posted January 13 6 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Is this a parody thread? In a sense. Link to post Share on other sites
Razors Edge 13,226 Posted January 13 Share #5 Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Kzoo said: In the mean time I suggest all semi-official scoring be conducted manually by @jsharr. Funny! I was going to recommend @jsharr to help suck that rectum thing clean, but I guess he can do both equally as well! Link to post Share on other sites
Kzoo 24,027 Posted January 13 Author Share #6 Posted January 13 7 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Funny! I was going to recommend @jsharr to help suck that rectum thing clean, but I guess he can do both equally as well! Hey n00b, do you have reading comprehension issues? The rectum thing was taken care of right off. I'm assuming it was your parodies that gummed it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Razors Edge 13,226 Posted January 13 Share #7 Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Hey n00b, do you have reading comprehension issues? The rectum thing was taken care of right off. I'm assuming it was your parodies that gummed it up. I have a general sense how well you do things, so having jsharr roll in there and do the job right is really what the point was. Link to post Share on other sites
Kzoo 24,027 Posted January 13 Author Share #8 Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: I have a general sense how well you do things, so having jsharr roll in there and do the job right is really what the point was. Not only do you not have a general sense, you have no sense. BMBM Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 43,614 Posted January 13 Share #9 Posted January 13 Please cut and paste the following message to any parody Da Meter says "10.00" Link to post Share on other sites
TrentonMakes 5,678 Posted January 13 Share #10 Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Kzoo said: ...after reassembling the machine I was left with a few extra wires. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Thaddeus Kosciuszko 10,820 Posted January 13 Share #12 Posted January 13 4 hours ago, Kzoo said: but after reassembling the machine I was left with a few extra wires. This thing is going to have to go in for service. I would suggest saving yourself money and time, and don't bother to send it in for service. Fire it up. Simply tell everybody you just invented The Wireless Parody Meter. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
maddmaxx 28,161 Posted January 13 Share #13 Posted January 13 30 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: I would suggest saving yourself money and time, and don't bother to send it in for service. Fire it up. Simply tell everybody you just invented The Wireless Parody Meter. It's always been witless wireless 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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