Gump Posted August 3, 2015 Share #1 Posted August 3, 2015 We were traveling over the weekend and had to make several stops to let piper do her business. It took her a good 15 minutes of sniffing and wandering before she finally humped up and took a dump. After all that she was 10 feet away from the car. What's the big doggy deal about where one poops? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share #2 Posted August 3, 2015 So what if someone drug you across the state in the back of the car. And when you least expected it, stopped that car at some random spot, opened the door, pushed you out of the car and told you to poop. Just how long would it take you?Think a bout it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 3, 2015 Share #3 Posted August 3, 2015 Give them a break. Deciding on where to poop is about the only thing they get ever to decide. It is the highlight of their day. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 3, 2015 Share #4 Posted August 3, 2015 You can cut out all the waiting simply by not stopping the car.Piper will find a place to poop and you won't have to wait, either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2015 Share #5 Posted August 3, 2015 So what if someone drug you across the state in the back of the car. And when you least expected it, stopped that car at some random spot, opened the door, pushed you out of the car and told you to poop. Just how long would it take you?Think a bout itI'd just go in the car, especially if it was yours.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share #6 Posted August 3, 2015 I'd just go in the car, especially if it was yours....Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2015 Share #7 Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Little known fact, but there are actually tiny toilets at the base of almost every blade of grass. The doggies are looking for one that is not being used by an ant or earthworm or beetle. Edited August 3, 2015 by jsharr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share #8 Posted August 3, 2015 Little know fact, but there are actually tiny toilets at the base of almost every blade of grass. The doggies are looking for one that is not being used by an ant or earthworm or beetle. From the SquareDude's School of Funny....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2015 Share #9 Posted August 3, 2015 From the SquareDude's School of Funny.......You don't know shit about funny obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share #10 Posted August 3, 2015 You don't know shit about funny obviously.I may not know shit but I know funny when I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2015 Share #11 Posted August 3, 2015 I may not know shit but I know funny when I see it. You must have a shit load of mirrors then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 4, 2015 Share #12 Posted August 4, 2015 You can cut out all the waiting simply by not stopping the car.Piper will find a place to poop and you won't have to wait, either.Easy to clean up and if cleaned correctly, no residual odor. Now....a half gallon of milk, on the other hand....that spells doom for the vehicle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #13 Posted August 4, 2015 Easy to clean up and if cleaned correctly, no residual odor. Now....a half gallon of milk, on the other hand....that spells doom for the vehicle.So a quart is recoverable, eh? A gallon is definitely bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2015 Share #14 Posted August 4, 2015 So a quart is recoverable, eh? Apparently. Either that, or eu de fromage takes longer than a week in the sun to develop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2015 Share #15 Posted August 4, 2015 I'm really glad you specified that this was about the dog.I was beginning to worry about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #16 Posted August 4, 2015 Think of it as the equivalent of reading a book,newspaper, or your smart phone while on the throne....the dog is just following typical toity behavior. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #17 Posted August 4, 2015 Here you go Zackny. I came back from holiday just to educate you on this important matter. http://www.livescience.com/42317-dogs-poop-along-north-south-magnetic-lines.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2015 Share #18 Posted August 4, 2015 Here you go Zackny. I came back from holiday just to educate you on this important matter. http://www.livescience.com/42317-dogs-poop-along-north-south-magnetic-lines.html Thanks Wilbur! I wonder if it's just a coincidence that Pipers ass always faces north when she poops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share #19 Posted August 4, 2015 Here you go Zackny. I came back from holiday just to educate you on this important matter. http://www.livescience.com/42317-dogs-poop-along-north-south-magnetic-lines.htmlGoing to have to conduct my own research. I need to go to the store and get an official Dog Poop Clipboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2015 Share #20 Posted August 4, 2015 Going to have to conduct my own research. I need to go to the store and get an official Dog Poop Clipboard.....and a compass...i wonder if there's any grant money available.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2015 Share #21 Posted August 4, 2015 ....and a compass...i wonder if there's any grant money available.....?I'd bet there is, there is for everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share #22 Posted August 4, 2015 ....and a compass...i wonder if there's any grant money available.....?The road in front of by house is 1* off magnetic north. The cross street (I'm on the corner) runs at a 90* angle to that. I can figure out north with a blindfold on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2015 Share #23 Posted August 4, 2015 I'd bet there is, there is for everything else.Sweet! That would beat working for a living.... The road in front of by house is 1* off magnetic north. The cross street (I'm on the corner) runs at a 90* angle to that. I can figure out north with a blindfold on.So when you got to do field research, you plan on taking your road and the cross street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share #24 Posted August 4, 2015 So when you got to do field research, you plan on taking your road and the cross street?The dog poops in the backyard. I got this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #25 Posted August 4, 2015 The road in front of by house is 1* off magnetic north. The cross street (I'm on the corner) runs at a 90* angle to that. I can figure out north with a blindfold on.You wear a blindfold when you take a dump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share #26 Posted August 4, 2015 You wear a blindfold when you take a dump?I (respectfully) suggest you accept some of you own advice.......http://squarewheelscycling.com/index.php?/topic/22978-quote-of-the-daycurly-howard/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 4, 2015 Share #27 Posted August 4, 2015 I have this same problem in public men's rooms. I check all the unoccupied stalls to determine the cleanest ones. Then out of the cleanest ones, I have to decide which stall will least likely be subject to a visit in an adjoining stall. Then, of course, there is the toilet paper and seat cover availability to consider. Takes a while to decide, sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 5, 2015 Share #28 Posted August 5, 2015 You wear a blindfold when you take a dump?And out in the street, no less! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 5, 2015 Share #29 Posted August 5, 2015 Report - Day 1First poop, started out SSE, rotated mid-poop to ESESecond poop, WestConclusion, @Wilbur and his scientific north-south magnetic line poop report is crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 5, 2015 Share #30 Posted August 5, 2015 Report - Day 1First poop, started out SSE, rotated mid-poop to ESESecond poop, WestConclusion, @Wilbur and his scientific north-south magnetic line poop report is crap. Either that, or you SUCK at following directions. It would however have been fun to see you blindfolded, trying to listen to your talking compass, taking a dump in the middle of the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 5, 2015 Share #31 Posted August 5, 2015 Either that, or you SUCK at following directions. It would however have been fun to see you blindfolded, trying to listen to your talking compass, taking a dump in the middle of the street. One word for you............ reading comprehension 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 5, 2015 Share #32 Posted August 5, 2015 Two pages about dog poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2015 Share #33 Posted August 5, 2015 Two pages about dog poop. So what are you saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 5, 2015 Share #34 Posted August 5, 2015 Two pages about dog poop. If you're a dog, it's sort'a important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 5, 2015 Share #35 Posted August 5, 2015 Two pages about dog poop. Once this thread is done, I am going to put it in a paper sack, light it, set it on your porch and ring your doorbell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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