AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Share #1 Posted April 22, 2018 1. Never, and I do mean never, mow your lawn on Sunday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Popular Post Share #2 Posted April 22, 2018 2. Please do not mow 10 feet in my yard as a courtesy. Especially do not do this if you are a lawn scalper. It's disrespectful and mowing in my yard does not mean I have succeeded land to you by default. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 22, 2018 Share #3 Posted April 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: 2. Please do not mow 10 feet in my yard as a courtesy. Especially do not do this if you are a lawn scalper. It's disrespectful and mowing in my yard does not mean I have succeeded land to you by default. A tasteful hedge, with some thorns in it, might cut down on this... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted April 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Further said: A tasteful hedge, with some thorns in it, might cut down on this... I was supposed to replace my entire lawn with wildflowers but I ate too many moonpies this winter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 22, 2018 Share #5 Posted April 22, 2018 @Kzoo does the best he can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted April 22, 2018 3. When you have large Sunday family gatherings, Do NOT park your automobile in front of the neighbor's house with 2 wheels on the lawn. This could start a squabble you will not win. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted April 22, 2018 4. Your wife may sunbathe on the edge of my property but not on Sundays. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted April 22, 2018 5. Leave my bumblebees alone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted April 22, 2018 6. You'll notice your too bright Duke Power pole light disturbs the perfect balance of my 5,000 lightscaping. Perhaps this is why the neighborhood children always break the light while you are at work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 22, 2018 Share #10 Posted April 22, 2018 7. Don't live next to a high maintenance neighbor. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 22, 2018 Share #11 Posted April 22, 2018 How many rules are in the #1 rule? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted April 22, 2018 11 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: 7. Don't live next to a high maintenance neighbor. I would be your Thorny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted April 22, 2018 Share #13 Posted April 22, 2018 8. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS invite me to you parties. Otherwise they have a 10PM curfew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #14 Posted April 22, 2018 Just now, Tizeye said: 8. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS invite me to you parties. Otherwise they have a 10PM curfew. 8:00 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted April 22, 2018 Your children may play on my swingsets if they are quiet and respectful. Use the garden gate and leave no trace. Unopened box of Moonpies left on front porch makes a suitable thank you. My vintage all-American steel swingset is better than yours, we both know this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted April 22, 2018 If one of Sam's $20 Jawz hyperflite frisbees inadvertently lands in your substandard yard, it is to be returned promptly and with a smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 22, 2018 Share #17 Posted April 22, 2018 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: 2. Please do not mow 10 feet in my yard as a courtesy. Especially do not do this if you are a lawn scalper. It's disrespectful and mowing in my yard does not mean I have succeeded land to you by default. This is the most intelligent post you have ever made. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted April 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Road Runner said: This is one of the most intelligent posts you have ever made. All my posts are legendary gems. For you to infer anything less is discourteous. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 22, 2018 Share #19 Posted April 22, 2018 Who is the harlot in your avatar? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #20 Posted April 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Who is the harlot in your avatar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted April 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Who is the harlot in your avatar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 23, 2018 Share #22 Posted April 23, 2018 That is some weird shit. However, I felt compelled to like it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share #23 Posted April 23, 2018 Just now, Road Runner said: That is some weird stuff. However, I felt compelled to like it. no cursing, especially on Sunday. I am watching Ozzie and Harriet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 23, 2018 Share #24 Posted April 23, 2018 What did Ozzie do for a living? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share #25 Posted April 23, 2018 20 minutes ago, Road Runner said: What did Ozzie do for a living? People management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 23, 2018 Share #26 Posted April 23, 2018 My favorite neighbor would never be home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 23, 2018 Share #27 Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Further said: My favorite neighbor would never be home. I've had neighbors like that. You're right. They are the best neighbors! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 23, 2018 Share #28 Posted April 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Further said: My favorite neighbor would never be home. Unless I need to ask them something, like the time I needed to ask my neighbor how to lock my garage door when the power was out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share #29 Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Kirby said: Unless I need to ask them something, like the time I needed to ask my neighbor how to lock my garage door when the power was out. You visited MomKirby today. Where is my Story of Today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted April 23, 2018 Share #30 Posted April 23, 2018 I sometimes mow on the weekends but I do it 11 am or later in case a neighbor is sleeping in. I've heard neighbors mowing as early as 8 am which is just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share #31 Posted April 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, MickinMD said: I sometimes mow on the weekends but I do it 11 am or later in case a neighbor is sleeping in. I've heard neighbors mowing as early as 8 am which is just wrong. Saturday morning is American tradition and a beautiful sound. Do not mow on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 23, 2018 Share #32 Posted April 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You visited MomKirby today. Where is my Story of Today? It wasn't a visit worthy of a story, although we did try two new kinds of cookies today - limited editions from Tate's Bake Shop. One was an Orange and Cream cookie and one was Coconut Lime. They were both good, but the Orange and Cream was definitely superior. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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