Ltdskilz Posted October 19, 2018 Share #1 Posted October 19, 2018 Anybody here ever been given Ketamine for anesthesia? Now I know where the guys who wrote the Matrix came up with that sheot. I was there. I was believing that our human form was all fakery and that in reality we were all inanimate forms in flowing streams of different colored molecules. Dumbo's mushroom trip had nothing on mine. Having missed out on the fun of taking LSD in college, this was quite the unnerving experience. I'm just glad no one I knew was in the room to hear the weird stuff coming out of my mouth. I'm glad to be back on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #2 Posted October 19, 2018 Welcome back, earth being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #3 Posted October 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ltdskilz said: I'm glad to be back on earth. Maybe you aren't. Might still be trippin and thinking you are back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #4 Posted October 19, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ltdskilz said: Anybody here ever been given Ketamine for anesthesia? Now I know where the guys who wrote the Matrix came up with that sheot. I was there. I was believing that our human form was all fakery and that in reality we were all inanimate forms in flowing streams of different colored molecules. Dumbo's mushroom trip had nothing on mine. Having missed out on the fun of taking LSD in college, this was quite the unnerving experience. I'm just glad no one I knew was in the room to hear the weird stuff coming out of my mouth. I'm glad to be back on earth. I don't know what they gave me before my hip op, but my wife says I was completely lucid and comical. I have no recollection of anything after being wheeled into pre-op & hearing someone softly snoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #5 Posted October 19, 2018 I told my wife that the hat was to keep aliens from reading my mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted October 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, 2Far said: I told my wife that the hat was to keep aliens from reading my mind. Wise choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2018 Share #7 Posted October 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, 2Far said: I told my wife that the hat was to keep aliens from reading my mind. And you think they'd find something worth reading? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 19, 2018 Share #8 Posted October 19, 2018 “I learned more about psychology in the five hours after taking these mushrooms than in the preceding 15 years of studying and doing research in psychology.” — Timothy Leary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #9 Posted October 19, 2018 20 minutes ago, 2Far said: I told my wife that the hat was to keep aliens from reading my mind. I hope you had a pair of these on then, or you were still very much at risk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 19, 2018 Share #10 Posted October 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, jsharr said: ....want !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #11 Posted October 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, No One said: ....want !! 3 minutes ago, No One said: ....want !! 3 minutes ago, No One said: ....want !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #12 Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Always Wong said: And you think they'd find something worth reading? ? That's their problem, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #13 Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: I hope you had a pair of these on then, or you were still very much at risk. Well, I was having hip surgery, so I was commando at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #14 Posted October 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, 2Far said: Well, I was having hip surgery, so I was commando at that point. Yeah, that is how they get you every time. Wait until your shields are down and then sneak in the backdoor. You sir, were most likey definitely probed assaulted by aliens. And the anesthesia just masked it even more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted October 19, 2018 Share #15 Posted October 19, 2018 8 hours ago, 2Far said: I told my wife that the hat was to keep aliens from reading my mind. Obi Wan Far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 20, 2018 Share #16 Posted October 20, 2018 I love this place, the overflow of sympathy from the Cafe is typically underdone on the whelm side of things: the guy comes in, his reputation before him, and spills his guts, actually comes out as a dope fiend, and all you can do is mock? Shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 20, 2018 Share #17 Posted October 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, pedalphile said: ...and all you can do is mock? Shame on you! ...I am dead inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted October 25, 2018 Before Special K - Right tibia and fibula (I'm not sure this is the way it came from the manufacturer): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share #19 Posted October 25, 2018 After Special K, and General Anesthesia (thank goodness) and Surgery: There's a hardware store in there: (My apologies for the bad photography. I couldn't control the lighting.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 26, 2018 Share #20 Posted October 26, 2018 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 26, 2018 Share #21 Posted October 26, 2018 How did it get broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 26, 2018 Share #22 Posted October 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: How did it get broken? He was stoned out of his gourd on ketamine and tried to kick a parked car out of his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share #23 Posted October 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, jsharr said: He was stoned out of his gourd on ketamine and tried to kick a parked car out of his way. I recall it being something like that. It certainly required the same amount of intelligence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted October 26, 2018 Well, I was moving the daughter's 125cc Vespa type moto to put it on a trailer. I was having some fun, or so I thought. I hit the rear brakes and I hit some hay or horse shit or something and the rear wheel started sliding out. Dumbo here over-corrected and caused the moto to whip about and the sides of the moto where one puts the feet decided to wreck havoc on my wee bones. Not very sexy. And yes, it hurt like hell. I must admit, it's a very weird feeling when the foot no longer responds to commands from the brain, knee, and leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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