JerrySTL ★ Posted October 9, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 9, 2013 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/penis-stuck-in-toaster-firefighters_n_4064927.html?utm_hp_ref=tw Must have been a cherry pop-tart in there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 9, 2013 RG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 9, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 9, 2013 I guess Parr8 really will hit it with just about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 9, 2013 Are you still using the toaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 9, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 9, 2013 I don't understand why firefighters had to come and remove the guy's penis from his toaster. Are they experts in penis extractions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 9, 2013 You raise a good question my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 9, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 9, 2013 said it before and I'll say it again... you city folk crack me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 9, 2013 I don't understand why firefighters had to come and remove the guy's penis from his toaster. Are they experts in penis extractions? Hell, just plug it in, I'm sure the guy will figure out how to get his penis out quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 9, 2013 I don't understand why firefighters had to come and remove the guy's penis from his toaster. Are they experts in penis extractions? I think you'd have more confidentiality going to an emergency room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 9, 2013 Share #10 Posted October 9, 2013 the London fire department showed up and showed him a picture of Magret Thatcher and the toaster just fell right off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 9, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 9, 2013 I think you'd have more confidentiality going to an emergency room. the toaster was still plugged in, so he could only get 3 feet from the kitchen counter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #12 Posted October 9, 2013 the toaster was still plugged in, so he could only get 3 feet from the kitchen counter That is why I keep a couple screw drivers in the junk draw by the toaster. I can easlity disassemble the toaster when I get my penis stuck in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 9, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 9, 2013 Toaster Strudel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Share #14 Posted October 9, 2013 The toaster. Is it available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #15 Posted October 9, 2013 The toaster. Is it available? Are you lonely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #16 Posted October 9, 2013 said it before and I'll say it again... you city folk crack me up Unlike you country folk, we aren't allowed to keep sheep around for those lonely moments like you country folk are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Share #17 Posted October 9, 2013 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 9, 2013 Share #18 Posted October 9, 2013 Unlike you country folk, we aren't allowed to keep sheep around for those lonely moments like you country folk are. How the hell does one use a sheep to make toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 9, 2013 Share #19 Posted October 9, 2013 How the hell does one use a sheep to make toast? Methane (farts) is flammable....all you need is a lighter and some bread, voila, toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #20 Posted October 9, 2013 RG? Like nobody else here has violated their toaster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #21 Posted October 9, 2013 Like nobody else here has violated their toaster... I make my toast over an open flame. I just cannot bring myself to stab my junk with a stick and hold it over an open flame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #22 Posted October 9, 2013 Bwhahahaha! This thread is labeled as "HOT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 9, 2013 Share #23 Posted October 9, 2013 Bwhahahaha! This thread is labeled as "HOT!" That was a default setting. It looks like almost all posts were hot. I changed it to 50 replies before it's marked as hot now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #24 Posted October 9, 2013 No... if any thread is hot, it should be one about a man getting his penis stuck in a toaster. It is hot on two different levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax13 Posted October 9, 2013 Share #25 Posted October 9, 2013 said it before and I'll say it again... you city folk crack me up I was gonna say something highly inappropriate but changed my mind....the toaster is a bit wierd...everyone knows one should use a micro wave for that activity....or as in the country a water melon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 9, 2013 Share #26 Posted October 9, 2013 I was gonna say something highly inappropriate but changed my mind....the toaster is a bit wierd...everyone knows one should use a micro wave for that activity....or as in the country a water melon I thought the most erotic household appliance was the vacuum cleaner. These kids and their new-fangled ideas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #27 Posted October 9, 2013 Like nobody else here has violated their toaster... I just got home from work. I checked on my toaster and it had that 'come hither' look. Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #28 Posted October 9, 2013 I just got home from work. I checked on my toaster and it had that 'come hither' look. Hmmm... Dude, do you have chrome toaster? Your were coming onto yourself I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #29 Posted October 9, 2013 I'm only posting in hopes this gets to the 50 replies so it can be HOT again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #30 Posted October 9, 2013 I am okay with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #31 Posted October 9, 2013 Done! Dude, do you have chrome toaster? Your were coming onto yourself I bet. My toaster is white. Not that I am prejudice against other toasters I just like my toaster white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 9, 2013 Share #32 Posted October 9, 2013 Done! My toaster is white. Not that I am prejudice against other toasters I just like my toaster white. Do you prefer that your toaster is clean shaven or hairy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #33 Posted October 9, 2013 Are talking about toasters or "toasters"? I am confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #34 Posted October 9, 2013 Foreplay is necessary for toaster sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #35 Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #36 Posted October 9, 2013 Oddly enough... "Toaster porn" has a lot of hits on google. (Yes, I am only posting to get to the magic 50 to make this thread hot again.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #37 Posted October 9, 2013 Why is his dick coming out of his abdomen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #38 Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 9, 2013 Share #39 Posted October 9, 2013 Something for the normal people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted October 10, 2013 Share #40 Posted October 10, 2013 More toaster porn... Someone else better start posting to get this to 50 posts or I am going to go 4chan on you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 10, 2013 Share #41 Posted October 10, 2013 Dude, you already got your neighbors house surrounded and your wife is going to do more than add oil to your brake fluid when she finds your search history, unless you were dumb enough to search toaster porn on a school computer, which you may be, seeing as how you drive an Aztec. I wish Hugh and Charlie were here to help me debase you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 10, 2013 Share #42 Posted October 10, 2013 I still don't understand how he got his penis in a toaster to start with. Mine is not huge, but I have never seen a toaster slot big enough for me to make this work. Not that I have ever contemplated it, of course. But even if my penis thickness was the size of a slice of bread or a poptart, I still wouldn't see the allure of a toaster. OTH, someone with a dick that small might have a lot of mental problems as a result, so I guess I shouldn't judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 10, 2013 Share #43 Posted October 10, 2013 Wait - we don;t have a Hugh Jorgan any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 10, 2013 Share #44 Posted October 10, 2013 Wait - we don;t have a Hugh Jorgan any more? Hopefully he will return. Big members like him are hard to come by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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