Dirtyhip Posted September 15, 2020 Share #1 Posted September 15, 2020 I am willing to bet $1000 that the heavy duty stapler will already be jammed up and I will have the needle nose pliers out by 8:30. My email informed me that our copier is currently broken and awaiting service. There will be no power in my building on my first day back. No idea what I am expected to do on my first day back. Everything is weird. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #2 Posted September 15, 2020 how long have you been away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #3 Posted September 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Tomorrow, I work I say that almost every "wok" day, but then I find 101 other reasons to not actually follow through on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 15, 2020 Share #4 Posted September 15, 2020 No power? So no air conditioning or air filtration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #5 Posted September 15, 2020 I’m glad I don’t have to go to work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 15, 2020 Share #6 Posted September 15, 2020 A tax paying member of society again. ‘bout time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #7 Posted September 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: A tax paying member of society again. ‘bout time. Wait???? She hasn't been paying taxes???? How is she getting away with that? Give us your tricks!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted September 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: how long have you been away? Long enough to want to go back. Money is good. 5 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Wait???? She hasn't been paying taxes???? How is she getting away with that? Give us your tricks!!! I have still been paying taxes on income. We pay our taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #9 Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Long enough to want to go back. Money is good. I have still been paying taxes on income. We pay our taxes. There are no other taxes besides income tax? Damn, you and Kzoo must have hella crazy tax attorneys. I do assume the non-1%ers don't get the best tax breaks so that might explain the discrepancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share #10 Posted September 15, 2020 31 minutes ago, Kirby said: No power? So no air conditioning or air filtration? Oh, right. I will have to work remotely. Maybe I can convince them to let me go through email That should take a day. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #11 Posted September 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Oh, right. I will have to work remotely. Can you fix the stapler that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #12 Posted September 15, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Long enough to want to go back. Money is good. I wouldn't "want to" go back. When I was off for three months recovering from surgery, I loved being home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 15, 2020 Share #13 Posted September 15, 2020 36 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Wait???? She hasn't been paying taxes???? How is she getting away with that? Give us your tricks!!! No income, no income tax. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #14 Posted September 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: No income, no income tax. Think about it. Property tax. Sales tax. Taxes on her other $$$. Whatever random ass taxes she is gonna/has paid as part of buying & selling her home. Etc. I daresay no one pays no taxes without the aid of a tax attorney(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 15, 2020 Share #15 Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, Razors Edge said: Property tax. Sales tax. Taxes on her other $$$. Whatever random ass taxes she is gonna/has paid as part of buying & selling her home. Etc. I daresay no one pays no taxes without the aid of a tax attorney(s). Shut Up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #16 Posted September 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Shut Up Sometimes I think you need to mix it up with us common folks for a short time. You'd see we actually are the "heartbeat of America" and keep the whole thing going forward. We can't/don't surround ourselves with lawyers and the like, so we have to deal with the real world, not the insulated from the hoi polloi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share #17 Posted September 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: No income, no income tax. Think about it. Who says I had no income during this time? Maybe I have side slings, and other interests. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #18 Posted September 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Who says I had no income during this time? Maybe I have side slings, and other interests. Side Sling Soaps - catchy name, you’re welcome. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #19 Posted September 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Kzoo said: A tax paying member of society again. ‘bout time. It's quite important that you gainfully employed folks keep the SS checks coming for the rest of us. Now if you could work a bit of overtime so we can have a cost of living raise that would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 15, 2020 Share #20 Posted September 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: Maybe I have side slings, and other interests. And your husband is ok with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted September 15, 2020 3 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: I wouldn't "want to" go back. When I was off for three months recovering from surgery, I loved being home I like money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share #22 Posted September 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: Side Sling Soaps - catchy name, you’re welcome. Catchy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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