Mr. Silly Posted January 16, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 16, 2015 A younger chap lives next door. I told him my name but he insisted on calling me Joe. He seemed pleasant enough until I let him know that I am thinking of moving my driveway to his side. :confused: All that is over there are a bunch of annoying wrens and rodent type pests. Legally, there is nothing he can do to stop me. There's useless koi pond and a bunch of weeds over there that act as our line border but are 75% on his side. He got this crazed look in his eye like he was going to kill me and dispose of my body. Right now I think the only thing keeping me alive is how time consuming it can be to plan a proper untraceable offing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 16, 2015 Best of luck with this. I have a few questions. 1. What does "corgal" mean? 2. Are you sure he is a guy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 16, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 16, 2015 This is why you're the best. Jsharr take notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 16, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 16, 2015 Give the guy some Little Debbie snack cakes. That should smooth things over quite well. He is a sucker for junk food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 16, 2015 Share #5 Posted January 16, 2015 Give the guy some Little Debbie snack cakes. That should smooth things over quite well. He is a sucker for junk food. The Murse will be home soon, better have his sandwich ready. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted January 16, 2015 Best of luck with this. I have a few questions. 1. What does "corgal" mean? 2. Are you sure he is a guy? 1. Fixed it 2. The VW Cabriolet in the driveway left me wondering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 16, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 16, 2015 You're just jealous because you don't have an Etienne Aigner cabriolet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 16, 2015 You're just jealous because you don't have an Etienne Aigner cabriolet. I thought you sold that and bought an old Buick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 16, 2015 Share #9 Posted January 16, 2015 The Murse will be home soon, better have his sandwich ready. Actually, we are having sandwiches tonight. I am making roasted red pepper sammies with basil, lettuce, motz and chipotle mayo. I have no problem with my role of providing nice dinners for my husband. It's what I do best. Well, second to mountain biking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2015 Share #10 Posted January 16, 2015 motz? Is that made from fork oil and chain lube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 16, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 16, 2015 I have no problem with my role of providing nice dinners for my husband. It's what I do best. I kinda doubt that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 16, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 16, 2015 I kinda doubt that. I did say ...second to mountain biking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 16, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 16, 2015 Actually, we are having sandwiches tonight. I am making roasted red pepper sammies with basil, lettuce, motz and chipotle mayo. I have no problem with my role of providing nice dinners for my husband. It's what I do best. Well, second to mountain biking. What's motz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 17, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 17, 2015 motz? Is that made from fork oil and chain lube? What's motz? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 17, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 17, 2015 DH insists on using that bastardized term for mootsarella. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 17, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 17, 2015 Where's the meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 17, 2015 Share #17 Posted January 17, 2015 Wait until he goes to work, assuming he's ambitious enough to have a job. Then go to the home improvement store and buy a bunch of black paint and a Wagner Power Painter. Paint your lawn with the black paint so it looks like a driveway. Sit in your lawn chair on the front lawn with a cold beer, timing it to be out there when he comes home. Smile and wave cheerfully as he drives up and sees your new 'driveway'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 17, 2015 Wait until he goes to work, assuming he's ambitious enough to have a job. Then go to the home improvement store and buy a bunch of black paint and a Wagner Power Painter. Paint your lawn with the black paint so it looks like a driveway. Sit in your lawn chair on the front lawn with a cold beer, timing it to be out there when he comes home. Smile and wave cheerfully as he drives up and sees your new 'driveway'. I dislike you Sir. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share #19 Posted January 19, 2015 Wait until he goes to work, assuming he's ambitious enough to have a job. Then go to the home improvement store and buy a bunch of black paint and a Wagner Power Painter. Paint your lawn with the black paint so it looks like a driveway. Sit in your lawn chair on the front lawn with a cold beer, timing it to be out there when he comes home. Smile and wave cheerfully as he drives up and sees your new 'driveway'. I would do that but I think knows a bunch of prisoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 19, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 19, 2015 Do your whole yard with this stuff. He will flip out when you just start parking in the grass at random places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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