Randomguy Posted January 21, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 21, 2015 I am thinking that jsharrtt has. I have had a couple sharts in my life, other than when I come here and jsharrt is posting. Once, I was walking to meet a date when I first came to NYC and had to fart, but sharted instead. Gross! There was a pharmacy across the street, I bought a small bag of baby wipes, then went into a restaurant's restroom and threw the underwear out and cleaned up, then met my date for a nice night. I told her that I was out of clean underwear when she asked why I wasn't wearing any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 21, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 21, 2015 By" ever", do you mean "this week"? If so, then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 21, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 21, 2015 I've never done that. If there is any doubt that it might be more than just gas, I don't let it pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted January 21, 2015 I've never done that. If there is any doubt that it might be more than just gas, I don't let it pass. It was quite a surprise both times for me! I imagine that once I hit 85 or so that I will be sharting more often than I will want to admit. It will happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 21, 2015 I've never done that. If there is any doubt that it might be more than just gas, I don't let it pass. Control freaks like you piss me off. Live dangerously I say. When you concentrate on not sharting, you get so focused you cannot see the world around you. This can be dangerous. I may have shit my pants, but at least I did not run into a gate. Just saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 21, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 21, 2015 It was quite a surprise both times for me! I imagine that once I hit 85 or so that I will be sharting more often than I will want to admit. It will happen to you. At the rate my body is breaking down, if I make it to 85 which isn't likely, sharting will be the least of my problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted January 21, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 21, 2015 not yet, but I was damn near close a few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted January 21, 2015 At the rate my body is breaking down, if I make it to 85 which isn't likely, sharting will be the least of my problems. I think we all shart when we die, just like pregnant chicks when they push out offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #10 Posted January 21, 2015 I think we all shart when we die, just like pregnant chicks when they push out offspring. Do chickens shart when laying eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 21, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 21, 2015 I think we all shart when we die, just like pregnant chicks when they push out offspring. I think we should be warned about this ahead of time. It was gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted January 21, 2015 I think we should be warned about this ahead of time. It was gross. We should all slap our mothers for being disgusting during this bileogical event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 21, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 21, 2015 Yes, yes I have. It wasn't gas. And it wasn't solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 21, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 21, 2015 Yep. kinda like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted January 21, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 21, 2015 This is almost like asking if you ever masturbate. You either admit to having done it, or lie about it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #17 Posted January 21, 2015 This is almost like asking if you ever masturbate. You either admit to having done it, or lie about it. Have you ever sharted while fapping? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted January 21, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 21, 2015 Have you ever sharted while fapping?No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share #19 Posted January 21, 2015 Have you ever sharted while fapping? Not yet, but the day is young. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 21, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 21, 2015 No. This is almost like asking if you ever masturbate. You either admit to having done it, or lie about it. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #21 Posted January 21, 2015 Not yet, but the day is young. That's the spirit! Go get'em, Tiger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share #22 Posted January 21, 2015 That's the spirit! Go get'em, Tiger! The funny thing is that there are probably a dozen porn sites that only offer sharting-while-masturbating videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2015 Share #23 Posted January 21, 2015 The funny thing is that there are probably a dozen porn sites that only offer sharting-while-masturbating videos. I did not realize I had that much competition... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 11, 2018 Share #24 Posted October 11, 2018 This is a good thread to go with the new “Farts” thread. I shart is basically a fart gone wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2018 Share #25 Posted October 11, 2018 On 1/21/2015 at 2:16 PM, jsharr said: By" ever", do you mean "this week"? If so, then yes. this is still true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2018 Share #26 Posted October 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, Longjohn said: This is a good thread to go with the new “Farts” thread. I shart is basically a fart gone wrong. one man's wrong is another man's Thursday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 11, 2018 Share #27 Posted October 11, 2018 This thread is Comedy Gold guys ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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