Lucy and I went to the park

[Mr. Silly]

Lucy took me to the park last night.

 

I haven't posted a picture of Lucy in a while so here she is.

[Mr. Silly]

Here's Lucy waiting for me to do my business next to the pond.

[Square Wheels]

Here's Lucy waiting for me to do my business next to the pond.

 

Does she put it in a little bag and take it with her?

[Mr. Silly]

Here Lucy waiting for me to drop another load in the middle of the path.

[Square Wheels]

That's a nice looking dog.  I pictured you to be more... yellow.

[Mr. Silly]

Does she put it in a little bag and take it with her?

 

Usually she won't.  She's pretty irresponsible.

[Kzoo]

That's a nice looking dog.  I pictured you to be more... yellow.

 

With a yellow hat.

[Mr. Silly]

I was dressed for the park.  No one wears a tophat to the park.

[Kzoo]

I was dressed for the park.  No one wears a tophat to the park.

 

Abe did.  If he could do it you can do it.

[Mr. Silly]

It was a different time then.

[Kzoo]

It was a different time then.

 

Why, what time do you go, after work?  I think Abe used to go after work as well.  He'd read and sign legislation during the day and greet visitors.  Late in the afternoon he'd stop by the War Department to see how his troops were doing then he'd head down to the park - always with his stovetop hat on.

[KrAzY]

Lucy is pretty!  how old is she?

[Mr. Silly]

Lucy turned 10 months old on Tuesday.  She is well aware that she is beautiful.

[KrAzY]

I also love that floppy ear:)

[Mr. Silly]

The floppy ear pains her.  She has an intimidating bark but no one take her seriously once they see the ear.

[Randomguy]

It looks like you always crouch.  Were you in an accident that prevents you from straightening your legs?

[Road Runner]

It looks like you always crouch.  Were you in an accident that prevents you from straightening your legs?

Kind of like his avatar.

[Randomguy]

Kind of like his avatar.

Well he could always be pooping, randombaby poops in her pants all the time.  Maybe he just likes to photograph himself when he is pooping in his pants so that he can later reveal "You know that picture when I had my arm around you?  I was pooping!".   He is like that.

[jsharr ★]

Who is the homo erectus standing upright with Lucy in the first pic?

[Mr. Silly]

That is me in the first pic too.  I was pooping there too.

[jsharr ★]

So, can you control when your legs collapse?

[Kirby]

Lucy is wonderful!  Very pretty and smart looking.  You need to post more pics of Lucy. 

[Randomguy]

That is me in the first pic too.  I was pooping there too.

I am more likely to shart in my pants than poop in them.  I sharted myself a little on the way to a date when I first arrived in NYC.  The nearest store was FAO Schwartz, so I cleaned up there and threw my underwear out and went on my date.  My date later asked why I wasn't wearing any underwear (I think it was the third date), I told her that I ran out and couldn't do a load of wash.