Popular Post Parr8hed Posted January 18, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 18, 2019 I've been in Cali for the past week. There for some conferences. Went to a gym out there and some hot chick asked me if I would watch a machine for her. She was running back and forth between squatting and leg extensions. So thinking I am going to get laid I say sure, why not? Well of course some wanna be bad ass comes up to me and says he's gonna use the leg extension machine. I tell him fine. Then dude starts to freak out on me. Asking me if I think he's an Asshole. I say yep, I sure do and start to walk out. A date isn't worth all of this. So the hot chick follows me out and I am chatting her up. Wouldn't you know it, Mr Asshole comes walking out and get's in my face. Saying he wishes I would call him an asshole again. I am ready to get this POS out of here so I act like I am going to hit him. Dude freezes up and actually pisses his pants! It was all pretty funny. Some people are just wound too tight. 3 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Road Runner Posted January 18, 2019 Popular Post Share #2 Posted January 18, 2019 Next thing you know, he'll probably report you for peeing in the shower. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 18, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 18, 2019 Sure, a second parody after mine got very little love. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 18, 2019 Share #4 Posted January 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Sure, a second parody after mine got very little love. Excellent. A great Cheese imitation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted January 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Sure, a second parody after mine got very little love. Sorry man. I have been busy, I did do a quick scroll and didn't see anything right off the bat. I thought I was in the clear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 18, 2019 Share #6 Posted January 18, 2019 He could probably tell you were ex Navy and a murse and took pity and allowed you to back out gracefully. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 18, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 18, 2019 33 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: I've been in Cali for the past week. There for some conferences. Went to a gym out there and some hot chick asked me if I would watch a machine for her. She was running back and forth between squatting and leg extensions. So thinking I am going to get laid I say sure, why not? Well of course some wanna be bad ass comes up to me and says he's gonna use the leg extension machine. I tell him fine. Then dude starts to freak out on me. Asking me if I think he's an Asshole. I say yep, I sure do and start to walk out. A date isn't worth all of this. So the hot chick follows me out and I am chatting her up. Wouldn't you know it, Mr Asshole comes walking out and get's in my face. Saying he wishes I would call him an asshole again. I am ready to get this POS out of here so I act like I am going to hit him. Dude freezes up and actually pisses his pants! It was all pretty funny. Some people are just wound too tight. Shhhh! I told my wife I had a mishap working out too hard and peed myself! ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 18, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: He could probably tell you were ex Navy and a murse and took pity and allowed you to back out gracefully. Don't make fun of real sailors boat boy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 18, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Sorry man. I have been busy, I did do a quick scroll and didn't see anything right off the bat. I thought I was in the clear. Actually yours was moar funnier than mine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 18, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 18, 2019 details, man! Did you get laid? How did it make you feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 19, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 19, 2019 10.00. Screw you Maxx 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 19, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 19, 2019 You're just running with the imitation cheese thing aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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