AirwickWithCheese Posted October 29, 2015 Share #1 Posted October 29, 2015 They said you weren't home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted October 29, 2015 Share #2 Posted October 29, 2015 Hello, how are you?Have you been all rightThrough all those lonely, lonely lonely lonely nights?That's what I'd sayI'd tell you everythingIf you'd just pick up that telephone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 29, 2015 Share #3 Posted October 29, 2015 I have not talked to you in long while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share #4 Posted October 29, 2015 I have not talked to you in long while. This I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted October 29, 2015 Share #5 Posted October 29, 2015 I know my call will be excepted.There's no chance of being disconnected.On the Hot Line, Hot Line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 29, 2015 Share #6 Posted October 29, 2015 Well there's flooding down in TexasAnd all the telephone lines are down. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 29, 2015 Share #7 Posted October 29, 2015 Don't leave me hanging on the telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted October 29, 2015 Share #8 Posted October 29, 2015 And the operator says forty cents more,for the next... three... minutes....pleeeeeze. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 29, 2015 Share #9 Posted October 29, 2015 Operator, well could you help me place this call? Hey, WTH doesn't classic rock radio play Jim Croce? Not rock? Close enough, dammit! If they can play Billy Joel they can damn well play Jim Croce. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted October 29, 2015 Share #10 Posted October 29, 2015 Hey, WTH doesn't classic rock radio play Jim Croce? Not rock? Close enough, dammit! If they can play Billy Joel they can damn well play Jim Croce. I think he's too low-key. Try B-101. I remember a friend in college picked up a CD on my roommate's desk and said "Who's Jim Croce?" (pronounced it as rhyming with "dose"). I don't think he appreciated how we laughed at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 29, 2015 Share #11 Posted October 29, 2015 I wanna livewith a cinnamon girlI could be happythe rest of my lifeWith a cinnamon girl.A dreamer of picturesI run in the nightYou see us together,chasing the moonlight,My cinnamon girl.Ten silver saxes,a bass with a bowThe drummer relaxesand waits between showsFor his cinnamon girl.A dreamer of picturesI run in the nightYou see us together,chasing the moonlight,My cinnamon girl.Pa sent me money nowI'm gonna make it somehowI need another chanceYou see your baby loves to danceYeah...yeah...yeah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted October 29, 2015 Share #12 Posted October 29, 2015 Here's the sadist phone call song bar none. "Please don't cry, I'll say goodbye. and I wont call you anymore". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 29, 2015 Share #13 Posted October 29, 2015 I think he's too low-key. Try B-101. I remember a friend in college picked up a CD on my roommate's desk and said "Who's Jim Croce?" (pronounced it as rhyming with "dose"). I don't think he appreciated how we laughed at him. Bastard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 29, 2015 Share #14 Posted October 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted October 30, 2015 Share #15 Posted October 30, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted October 30, 2015 Share #16 Posted October 30, 2015 "Touching The Untouchables" Hello to you, my sweet young friendsHave you got money perhaps you could lend?I wash my leather face in the afternoon sunMy shirt's torn, my time's near doneTouching the untouchables but they don't knowRespect the disrespectables, but in the end you knowYou turn away, what can I say?Spend my nights in the telephone boothI make sure I leave the phone off the hookThere are no Jones' and I pay no rentI have to stand straight because my back's so bentTell my secretary I ain't takin' any calls,And if you want to find me, just ask the boys...Down at the wall...That's where I'll be...Oh...Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohPark bench and cigarettesCan you help me get off this fence?Can't you see, I'm just an old manTryin' hard, do what I canTouching the untouchables but they don't knowRespect the disrespectables, but in the end you knowYou turn away, what can I say?You'll never, never knowYou'll never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted October 30, 2015 Share #17 Posted October 30, 2015 I wanna livewith a cinnamon girlI could be happythe rest of my lifeWith a cinnamon girl.A dreamer of picturesI run in the nightYou see us together,chasing the moonlight,My cinnamon girl.Ten silver saxes,a bass with a bowThe drummer relaxesand waits between showsFor his cinnamon girl.A dreamer of picturesI run in the nightYou see us together,chasing the moonlight,My cinnamon girl.Pa sent me money nowI'm gonna make it somehowI need another chanceYou see your baby loves to danceYeah...yeah...yeah.One of my all time favorites. Oh yes...the telephone. No one answered and I hate leaving messages. I'll call back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted October 30, 2015 Share #18 Posted October 30, 2015 "Touching The Untouchables"Business As Usual was the first album I ever bought (well, it was a cassette). That was one of the best songs (that wasn't a hit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FX_James_7.9 Posted October 30, 2015 Share #19 Posted October 30, 2015 [Phone rings..Clink of receiver being lifted]"Hello..?""Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd.Will you accept the charges from United States?"[clunk! of phone being put down]"Oh, He hung up! That's your residence, right? I wonder why he hung up?Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer?"[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]"Hello?""This is United States calling, are we reaching...[interrupted by phone being put down]"See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering."[whirr of connection being closed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted October 30, 2015 Share #20 Posted October 30, 2015 {Phone rings, repeatedly...Clink of receiver being lifted} We're so sorry, Uncle Albert, but we haven't done a bloody thing all day. We're so sorry, Uncle Albert, but the kettles on the boil and we're so easily called away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 31, 2015 Share #21 Posted October 31, 2015 This happened once before didn't it Cheese? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted October 31, 2015 Share #22 Posted October 31, 2015 Jim Croce, Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels (very much a favorite, done with his buddy Maury Muehleisen) Operator, well could you help me place this call?See, the number on the matchbook is old and fadedShe's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend RayA guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated Isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all thatAnd give me the number if you can find itSo I can call just to tell 'em I'm fine and to showI've overcome the blow, I've learned to take it wellI only wish my words could just convince myselfThat it just wasn't real, but that's not the way it feels Operator, well could you help me place this call?Well, I can't read the number that you just gave meThere's something in my eyes, you know it happens every timeI think about a love that I thought would save me Isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all thatAnd give me the number if you can find itSo I can call just to tell 'em I'm fine and to showI've overcome the blow, I've learned to take it wellI only wish my words could just convince myselfThat it just wasn't real, but that's not the way it feelsNo, no, no, no - that's not the way it feels Operator, well let's forget about this callThere's no one there I really wanted to talk toThank you for your time, ah, you've been so much more than kindAnd you can keep the dime Isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all thatAnd give me the number if you can find itSo I can call just to tell 'em I'm fine and to showI've overcome the blow, I've learned to take it wellI only wish my words could just convince myselfThat it just wasn't real, but that's not the way it feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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