Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 27, 2017 Geez, people, sometimes you have to think just a second or two. I hate to have to break it to you, but when you can't believe your eyes it may be just because someone said an unbelievable thing that very obviously was not meant to be believed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted September 27, 2017 I forgot to add the angry emoticon, so here you go: At any rate, before someone comes here and tries to tell us that some things cannot be played with, fuck you. If this is your attitude, perhaps the internet is not for you, there is no topic that shouldn't be mentioned just to appease you. ***I say this all in the nicest, most respectable way I can muster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 27, 2017 My ass at night is big and bright, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: My ass at night is big and bright, I knew this already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted September 27, 2017 Share #6 Posted September 27, 2017 BS. Everyone know you are not allowed to put anything on the internet that is not true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: I knew this already. the correct response is "clap, clap, clap, clap" You lose 17,383 potato points and your Coolidge watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: the correct response is "clap, clap, clap, clap" You lose 17,383 potato points and your Coolidge watch. I really do wish people had baboon asses, it would be pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #9 Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: I really do wish people had baboon asses, it would be pretty funny. Baboons love magic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Indy said: BS. Everyone know you are not allowed to put anything on the internet that is not true. I forgot this, I guess. Where is Cheese, anyway? He has the Anne Frank avatar, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 27, 2017 Share #11 Posted September 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I forgot to add the angry emoticon, so here you go: At any rate, before someone comes here and tries to tell us that some things cannot be played with, fuck you. If this is your attitude, perhaps the internet is not for you because your brain isn't understanding things properly, there is no topic that shouldn't be mentioned just to appease you. ***I say this all in the nicest, most respectable way I can muster under the circumstances. Show me on this doll where the internet hurt you. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Show me on this doll where the internet hurt you. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted September 27, 2017 Ok, I reacted, thinking you all know me like most of you know me. I apologize. Don't think there are any off-limits topics, though, I meant that part of it. Plus, I find Anne Frank to be incredibly sexy in a conceptual way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted September 27, 2017 Share #14 Posted September 27, 2017 I’m guessing you gained weight and/or your thong shrunk in the wash that’s causing the chafing and overtightness that prompted this post? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #15 Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: I’m guessing you gained weight and/or your thong shrunk in the wash that’s causing the chafing and overtightness that prompted this post? Nominated for POTD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: I’m guessing you gained weight and/or your thong shrunk in the wash that’s causing the chafing and overtightness that prompted this post? I did gain weight! I am only drinking water today until dinner because I am a big fat pig that cannot be trusted with food. A thread got pulled where I said that Anne Frank was a whiny little bitch for having the audacity to want to live when some very fine people in charge wanted her to not live. The context was misunderstood and I got my butthurt over it like the person who got my thread pulled got butthurt over it. Now we all have baboon asses like jsharrt's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #17 Posted September 27, 2017 What was this thread about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 27, 2017 Share #18 Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I did gain weight! I am only drinking water today until dinner because I am a big fat pig that cannot be trusted with food. I lost ten pounds in the last month. I have no appetite at the moment. 124# this morning. I miss my bike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #19 Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: What was this thread about? Just about me being perceived as a fascist asshole, instead of just as the lovable asshole I normally am. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 27, 2017 Share #20 Posted September 27, 2017 This reminds me of a recent conversation I had with someone where we discussed how individuals on a forum can easily interpret things differently, based on each person's background and their understanding or lack thereof of the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #21 Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: This reminds me of a recent conversation I had with someone where we discussed how individuals on a forum can easily interpret things differently, based on each person's background and understanding or lack thereof of the OP. What? This sounds very far-fetched. I blame Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #22 Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Just about me being perceived as a fascist asshole, instead of just as the lovable asshole I normally am. Could you be a lovable fascist asshole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 27, 2017 Share #23 Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I blame Cheese. The forum could use a little Cheese right now. We are missing the straw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 27, 2017 Share #24 Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Just about me being perceived as a fascist asshole, instead of just as an asshole. I got the irony that you were trying to convey, as we enter into a time of living in a police state. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #25 Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Could you be a lovable fascist asshole? Why not? It worked for Trump, after all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #26 Posted September 27, 2017 19 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I lost ten pounds in the last month. I have no appetite at the moment. 124# this morning. I miss my bike. I found the 10 you lost. At least you aren't gaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 27, 2017 Share #27 Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I found the 10 you lost. At least you aren't gaining! Sadly, I fear muscle loss is happening as well. My legs looked less pumped up this morning. FUCK! Tomorrow, I will start to turn it back around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted September 27, 2017 Share #28 Posted September 27, 2017 51 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I knew this already. I was going to just take his word for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted September 27, 2017 Share #29 Posted September 27, 2017 48 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: What was this thread about? About 20 words too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted September 27, 2017 Share #30 Posted September 27, 2017 23 minutes ago, az_cyclist said: Tomorrow, I will start to turn it back around. Hey, that’s the same lie I tell myself every day too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 27, 2017 Share #31 Posted September 27, 2017 58 minutes ago, jsharr said: Nominated for POTD. I second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 27, 2017 Share #32 Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: About 20 46 words too long FIFY But who's counting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted September 27, 2017 Share #33 Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: FIFY But who's counting? Not me. That number was a rectal extraction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 27, 2017 Share #34 Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: Not me. That number was a rectal extraction That's why I'm here. To correct your failures. It's what I do best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 27, 2017 Share #35 Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: Not me. That number was a rectal extraction 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: That's why I'm here. To correct your failures. It's what I do best. If I were you, I would stay away from his rectal miscues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 27, 2017 Share #36 Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Anne Frank said: If I were you, I would stay away from his rectal miscues. Advice noted and taken. From now on he can wallow in his misguided rectal miscues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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