Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 3, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 3, 2017 I would like to suggest that instead of locking controversial threads, that SW should temporarily suspend them first. Upon suspension, anybody would have the opportunity to release the thread from the suspended state - for a small fee. The fee structure would release the thread for either 5 minutes or a full half hour. Anybody could release a thread, even somebody who just wanted to sit back, eat the popcorn, and watch the fireworks. And I'm not saying we don't have a bunch of instigators here would would do exactly that, no. The person who originally posted the controversial thread would have to pay $1 more than the usual rate. After all, he/she should have the greatest interest in releasing the suspended thread so why not milk the opportunity for all it's worth? And if that person doesn't think his thread is worth the extra dollar to release it, right away that's telling everybody they probably don't want to waste their money either because the topic is probably a pile of junk anyway. Once released, any number of Forumites could post whether they paid or not. The thread would stay released until people stopped paying. Then it would revert back to suspended status. After 30 minutes of suspended status we could safely assume nobody is interested anymore, and the thread would lock permanently. Oh, and if you've paid your annual dues to get a Premium Forum Membership then you get one extra minute each time you pay. After members make five payments to release a thread they get the sixth one free (membership hath its privileges, terms and conditions apply). I think the most difficult part of this whole plan is where SW is going to put all the cash, especially since he's already making money hand over fist here in the first place. Anyway, not our concern... On the plus side, this provides an immediate appeal for anybody who thinks a thread should not be locked. Stewing about it is bad your digestion! Unlock it! It just comes down to a decision of whether it's worth the money or not... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 3, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 3, 2017 I'll be rich, as soon as rg gets a job. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 3, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: I'll be rich, as soon as rg gets a job. If you keep moving his threads He'll be able to look for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 3, 2017 Share #4 Posted October 3, 2017 Tadpole, with all due respect that just might be the strangest thing you ever posted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted October 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Tadpole, with all due respect that just might be the strangest thing you ever posted. Give me time, you shameless flatterer! It's based on the simple principle that if people want something bad enough they will pay for it. That's why we still have quality products like the Pocket Hose and Chia Pets, isn't it? Secondly, it's just an adaptation from a business model based on a BBC documentary I once saw, where people could only debate after they coughed up the cash. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 3, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Give me time, you shameless flatterer! It's based on the simple principle that if people want something bad enough they will pay for it. That's why we still have quality products like the Pocket Hose and Chia Pets, isn't it? Secondly, it's just an adaptation from a business model based on a BBC documentary I once saw, where people could only debate after they coughed up the cash. Hummm is that what you said? I was too lazy to read the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 3, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 3, 2017 Do you think SW would have the balls to suspend me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 3, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: Do you think SW would have the balls to suspend me? SW has balls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 3, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 3, 2017 10 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Do you think SW would have the balls to suspend me? Yes 8 hours ago, parodybot said: SW has balls? No 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 3, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: Yes I am one of your vibrant posters. This would hurt your brand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 3, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 3, 2017 I shudder to think there would be no oversight committee. What's to prevent SW from calling everything controversial, so as to enrich himself beyond his already sizable fortune? I volunteer to be a paid member of this committee, and would even entertain receipt of gifts and donations to prevent SW from abusing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 3, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 3, 2017 And I'd be more than happy to watch Jim. for a small fee of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 3, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 3, 2017 30 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I am one of your vibrant posters. This would hurt your brand. I'd be lynched if I were to ban you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 3, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I'd be lynched if I were to ban you. <smooch> I would never push you to it. I like to dance near the danger zone, but not enter into it. HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 3, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 3, 2017 36 minutes ago, BuffJim said: to prevent SW from abusing you. What if some of us are masochists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 3, 2017 Share #16 Posted October 3, 2017 11 hours ago, parodybot said: SW has balls? Yes. Doesnt have custody of them though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 3, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: I am one of your vibrant posters. I giggled at your use of the word "vibrant". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 3, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 3, 2017 13 hours ago, Kzoo said: I was too lazy to read the whole thing. That's just the overview. The T&C is 27 pages of single spaced lawyer-ese, in 8 point font and involves first born children, internal organs and a chicken sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 3, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 3, 2017 1 minute ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: That's just the overview. The T&C is 27 pages of single spaced lawyer-ese, in 8 point font and involves first born children, internal organs and a chicken sacrifice. And you've read it? I don't have time for that. I have cans of paint in the basement that have labels that need read before Tadpole's treatise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share #20 Posted October 3, 2017 2 hours ago, BuffJim said: What's to prevent SW from calling everything controversial, so as to enrich himself beyond his already sizable fortune? The idea that most people rarely spend money on something they know is worthless. Everybody here knows that 97.62% of the content on this site is drivel, and therefore entirely worthless. If SW labeled everything controversial, he'd get fewer dollars because people would just give up and pay for nothing. He would make it too more difficult to get to the truly meaningful content. By being rather selective in suspending only certain threads, SW could actually increase interest by creating the perception that a thread is actually not drivel because people are paying to keep it going. Sorta like how people line up to pay too much money for the newest smart phone that really isn't all that much smarter. 1 hour ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: The T&C is 27 pages of single spaced lawyer-ese, in 8 point font and involves first born children, internal organs and a chicken sacrifice. Drat and Blast! There's always that one person who expects the Spanish Inquisition reads the Terms and Conditions! Pay no attention to that Ray of Sunshine behind the curtain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 3, 2017 Share #21 Posted October 3, 2017 14 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Do you think SW would have the balls to suspend me? Suspend you from what? I think he already has @Redfacedwalrushanging from some beams in his basement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 3, 2017 Share #22 Posted October 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: And you've read it? Aw hell no. But I’m familiar with the dude that wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 3, 2017 Share #23 Posted October 3, 2017 I read the first two sentences. TK will have to pay me a fee if he wants me to read any more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redfacedwalrus Posted October 3, 2017 Share #24 Posted October 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Suspend you from what? I think he already has @Redfacedwalrushanging from some beams in his basement. Hey! You leave me out of this! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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