jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 16, 2019 and a raging case of flatulence? I hope the ownership installs a fart patio to go along with the name change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted April 16, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 16, 2019 We have asparagus on the menu tonight, so I might be a funny smelling peeer tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted April 16, 2019 Share #3 Posted April 16, 2019 No. I did not eat asparagus last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 16, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 16, 2019 Nope. I reek of rosy haze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 16, 2019 Share #5 Posted April 16, 2019 29 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: No. I did not eat asparagus last night. This. My pee smells like rose water with a hint of lavender 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottie said: Nope. I reek of rosy haze. 33 minutes ago, Zephyr said: This. My pee smells like rose water with a hint of lavender 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 16, 2019 How close to the bowl do you have to put your nose in order to smell your pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #8 Posted April 16, 2019 ...now that I am a member of a Vegan cycling forum, I feel so much healthier and better about my personal commitment toward saving he planet that I have decided funny smelling pee is a small price to pay. I will say that I ate over a pound of fresh asparagus, lightly steamed and chilled, last night over the course of about an hour. My pee stank so badly I had to go out in the backyard to pee, lest I pass out in the bathroom. The asparagus was delicious, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: How close to the bowl do you have to put your nose in order to smell your pee? Some of us are more sensitive than others you see. BTW, yours reeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Road Runner said: How close to the bowl do you have to put your nose in order to smell your pee? ...I could smell the asparagus pee last night peeing from the top of a ten foot stepladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #11 Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Some of us are more sensitive than others you see. BTW, yours reeks. In the future, I will refrain from peeing in your general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 16, 2019 Share #12 Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Does anyone else have funny smelling pee this morning? and a raging case of flatulence? I'm sure lots of people do, but not me. Now yesterday... different story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted April 16, 2019 Share #13 Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: and a raging case of flatulence? I hope the ownership installs a fart patio to go along with the name change? You can request the farting section or the non-farting section. If you choose the farting section you are not required to fart but if you choose the non-farting section you better not fart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted April 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, Longjohn said: You can request the farting section or the non-farting section. If you choose the farting section you are not required to fart but if you choose the non-farting section you better not fart. ACTFS Always Choose The Farting Section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 16, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 16, 2019 I notice this is a urine thread. I generally don't post in urine threads -- unless there is some mention of poo. Please mention poo so I can live with myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Dottie said: I notice this is a urine thread. I generally don't post in urine threads -- unless there is some mention of poo. Please mention poo so I can live with myself. That is a pretty shitty situation to be in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 16, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: That is a pretty shitty situation to be in. I knew I could count on you! The flatulence thing was probably enough -- but this seals the deal. I appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Dottie said: I knew I could count on you! The flatulence thing was probably enough -- but this seals the deal. I appreciate it. Never trust a fart, esp. in one of my threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 16, 2019 Share #19 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Never trust a fart, esp. in one of my threads. How could one? They're ephemeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Dottie said: How could one? They're ephemeral. You watch your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted April 16, 2019 Share #21 Posted April 16, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 16, 2019 Share #22 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: You watch your mouth. Are you insinuating that your parting of the gods are persistent? Lingering? Death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 16, 2019 Share #23 Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Dottie said: How could one? They're ephemeral. Does that mean runny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted April 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Does that mean runny? This is about my farts, not my sharts. Do try to keep up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 16, 2019 Share #25 Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: This is about my farts, not my sharts. Do try to keep up. One man's farts may be another man's sharts... or something like that. #quotestoliveby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #26 Posted April 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Page Turner said: I ate over a pound of fresh asparagus, lightly steamed and chilled, last night over the course of about an hour. My pee stank so badly I had to go out in the backyard to pee, lest I pass out in the bathroom. Please. Asparagus the details. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: One man's farts may be another man's sharts... or something like that. #quotestoliveby Some things are not meant to be shared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted April 16, 2019 Share #28 Posted April 16, 2019 What the flock was $20 worth in the 1800s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted April 16, 2019 Share #29 Posted April 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...now that I am a member of a Vegan cycling forum, I feel so much healthier and better about my personal commitment toward saving he planet that I have decided funny smelling pee is a small price to pay. I will say that I ate over a pound of fresh asparagus, lightly steamed and chilled, last night over the course of about an hour. My pee stank so badly I had to go out in the backyard to pee, lest I pass out in the bathroom. The asparagus was delicious, though. POTW! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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