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share a video clip or a joke or something, something that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

please.  Like this:

I don't know if it's true but I read somewhere that the actors playing the centurion guards at the end did not have the script and they didn't know the lines.  They were just instructed not to laugh.  I think that's awesome.

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So, it turns out that the Massachusetts State Zoo is as much a research organization as it is a traditional zoo.  They study ageing there and they have a collection of very old, no one knows how old, porpoise there as well as the traditional animals like tigers and lions.

There is a gentleman who has a contract with the zoo to collect and truck baby seagulls to the zoo to feed the porpoise.  One day on his trip he unloads the truck and proceeds down the path to the aquarium but suddenly a lion steps out of the bushes and approaches him.  He freezes in place and the lion lays down on the path and looks at him while licking his chops.  Two handlers come out of the bushes, take a quick look at the situation and then one says, "don't worry, Alfred is as tame as can be so long as you don't run.  Just step over him and be about your business.  The gentleman takes his crate, steps over the lion and proceeds down the trail.  About 50 yards down the trail several men dressed in black and armed with guns jump out of the bush and put him under arrest.

He was charged with violations of the Mann Act.  It seems he was guilty of carrying young gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises.

And that's the truth.

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1 minute ago, maddmaxx said:

So, it turns out that the Massachusetts State Zoo is as much a research organization as it is a traditional zoo.  They study ageing there and they have a collection of very old, no one knows how old, porpoise there as well as the traditional animals like tigers and lions.

There is a gentleman who has a contract with the zoo to collect and truck baby seagulls to the zoo to feed the porpoise.  One day on his trip he unloads the truck and proceeds down the path to the aquarium but suddenly a lion steps out of the bushes and approaches him.  He freezes in place and the lion lays down on the path and looks at him while licking his chops.  Two handlers come out of the bushes, take a quick look at the situation and then one says, "don't worry, Alfred is as tame as can be so long as you don't run.  Just step over him and be about your business.  The gentleman takes his crate, steps over the lion and proceeds down the trail.  About 50 yards down the trail several men dressed in black and armed with guns jump out of the bush and put him under arrest.

He was charged with violations of the Mann Act.  It seems he was guilty of carrying young gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises.

And that's the truth.

Ouch.....

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26 minutes ago, jsharr said:

I'll see you, and raise.  There is something really funny about people laughing when they're not supposed to.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/debbie-downer/3505987

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