Popular Post BuffJim Posted January 20, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 20, 2018 So I will tell them to you. You all know about week 1 of my audit. I got frostbite. This was week 2. In the parlance of Internal audit, the auditee is the client. Well the client has BO. I don’t know his shower habits but he stinks. I went to Mississippi with him in October and he smelt the same. The Internal Audit rep was cool, so no frostbite the week. But the client had some infectious disease, and I’m starting to feel sickly. I don’t want a cold or the flu. We found a boatload of mistakes at our last stop near Portland Maine. And my suitcase zipper busted, so I had to buy duck tape to patch things up. Then this morning our UK affiliate notified they had a compliance violation, so we have to notify the UK authorities. That always goes over well. The life of a guest auditor is not all it’s cracked up to be. On the positive side I have 8 new tiny shampoos and 8 new shiny Holiday Inn pens. This made me feel rich. 6 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 20, 2018 Share #2 Posted January 20, 2018 Is it BBO? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 20, 2018 Share #3 Posted January 20, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 20, 2018 Share #4 Posted January 20, 2018 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 20, 2018 Share #5 Posted January 20, 2018 I'm pretty sure the "client" was trying to get you sick just for spite. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 20, 2018 Share #6 Posted January 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, BuffJim said: So I will tell them to you. You all know about week 1 of my audit. I got frostbite. On the positive side I have 8 new tiny shampoos and 8 new shiny Holiday Inn pens. This made me feel rich. Today a co-worker told how someone could not select an AutoCAD drawing file from our public e-commerce store. E-commerce search interface had been changed completely and more user-friendly (which I learned 4 days ago but thousands of employees had not been informed before release to public)....except no one could choose any AutoCAD drawing for purchase. Someone on project team, outside of the product dept. owners, made a blanket decision to make all AutoCAD files inaccessible. It will not be simple fix. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 20, 2018 Share #7 Posted January 20, 2018 Just get a grip on your towel Jim. You did get a towel or 2 yes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc2000 Posted January 20, 2018 Share #8 Posted January 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, shootingstar said: It will not be simple fix. If you have decent IT support, it should be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 20, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted January 20, 2018 29 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Just get a grip on your towel Jim. You did get a towel or 2 yes? 2? I was gone 6 nights. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 20, 2018 Share #10 Posted January 20, 2018 33 minutes ago, jdc2000 said: If you have decent IT support, it should be. A different work colleague who is same team as I, and he has programming skills plus knowledge of multiple software integration ... it's not his design project. However he works directly as a technical liaison with 2 different IT groups to ensure the integration works. There are different contract parties that do certain integrations...this most definitely uses multiple software ....it will search and pull information and data products from different tools...not from 1 single repository. It is a combined ArcGIS/ESRi geospatial software + enterprise document management platform + Microsoft CRM Dynamix (or its replacement which Dynamix not being supported by Microsoft..) + web service application (whatever the latter is.) The products are stored in different storage tools. But for other products, it's accessible and buyable. jdc I am a super user ..I do business process analysis, UAT, business change management and corporate training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted January 20, 2018 Share #11 Posted January 20, 2018 Alternate version...After all, nobody can get enough of the Soggy Bottom Boys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc2000 Posted January 20, 2018 Share #12 Posted January 20, 2018 1 hour ago, shootingstar said: It is a combined ArcGIS/ESRi geospatial software + enterprise document management platform + Microsoft CRM Dynamix (or its replacement which Dynamix not being supported by Microsoft..) + web service application (whatever the latter is.) It sounds like they are more than just simple files then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 20, 2018 Share #13 Posted January 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, jdc2000 said: It sounds like they are more than just simple files then. People can choose products, drop into shopping basket and pay via Visa, etc. The public Internet ecommerce platform is split into 2 different modes --1 is simple document /file searching and 2nd option is to choose products through geolocation attributes on digital map with GIS layers, ie. drawing a geospatial polygon or typing product identifying code, or a real address. I have no clue on earth how the address part works..but it pulls from our data warehouse .. One day a GIS team member can explain it. He's been great for our team since our other 2 IT folks don't have ESRI /GIS software knowledge. We just know .in detail about taxonomies and metadata that's part of ArcGIS product. I work for govnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc2000 Posted January 20, 2018 Share #14 Posted January 20, 2018 So custom created files based on user input data selection. That would be a little more difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 20, 2018 Share #15 Posted January 20, 2018 Are we allowed to speak Greek in this thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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