I need one of you to translate this sign for me

[jsharr]

I think it is a warning that running is evil and may cause midgets to shoot fire out of their asses at you.

 

[JerrySTL]

If you have the runs from eating bad Chinese food, go to the bathroom before exploding.

[maddmaxx]

No running.  Children here.

[2Far]

11 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

No running.  Children here.

No running. Toxic fart zone. 

[Longjohn]

Running is evil.

[Page Turner]

1 hour ago, jsharr said:

 

...as a former graphic artist, here is my professional opinion :

The difference in size between the two stylized human figures is a simplified graphic representation of perspective. The figure on the right is the same person as the one on the left, but has run far enough down the road to appear smaller in perspective.  Thus the meaning now becomes clear to us.  If you run far enough down the road (or path, jogging track, whatever) to appear this much smaller to a fixed observer, you will experience pain, located in either your hip or in your lower back area.  The rest of it (the pictographic characters) simply say that running is stupid, and therefore not advised.

 

Happy I could help.  That's what I do here.

 

[Kzoo]

1 hour ago, Page Turner said:

 

...as a former graphic artist, here is my professional opinion :

The difference in size between the two stylized human figures is a simplified graphic representation of perspective. The figure on the right is the same person as the one on the left, but has run far enough down the road to appear smaller in perspective.  Thus the meaning now becomes clear to us.  If you run far enough down the road (or path, jogging track, whatever) to appear this much smaller to a fixed observer, you will experience pain, located in either your hip or in your lower back area.  The rest of it (the pictographic characters) simply say that running is stupid, and therefore not advised.

 

Happy I could help.  That's what I do here.

 

Please don’t take this personally, but that was stupid.  Maybe not really stupid but certainly moranic.

[Page Turner]

2 hours ago, Kzoo said:

Please don’t take this personally, but that was stupid.  Maybe not really stupid but certainly moranic.

...but not nearly as stupid as fucking up your back by running.

I guess this means that post will go un-nominated.  As usual here, genius is never recognized in time own time and place.

[Prophet Zacharia]

I interpreted this one to mean that heart transplants are being carried in the Subway, so use caution.

[Prophet Zacharia]

This might hurt worse than the OP:

[Prophet Zacharia]

Pay your f’ing fare?

[Slow_Guy_On_Bike]

12 hours ago, jsharr said:

I think it is a warning that running is evil and may cause midgets to shoot fire out of their asses at you.

 

Misbehaving children will be spanked (something I was intimately familiar with as a child). ??

[Prophet Zacharia]

[maddmaxx]

But have you run into this one yet?

[Prophet Zacharia]

27 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

But have you run into this one yet?

Yes!

[jdc2000]

53 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

But have you run into this one yet?

Yellowstone and Teton Parks have them for the Asian tourists.

 

[Prophet Zacharia]

On 6/29/2018 at 9:21 PM, jdc2000 said:

Yellowstone and Teton Parks have them for the Asian tourists.

 

Japan has them, primarily for the Chinese tourists, as I understand it.