Dottleshead ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 3, 2019 Seahawks. Cowboys. Dallas. Saturday. Prime Time. The House That Jerry Built. Perfect. I will pull/root/cheer/scream/swear/fart for the winner in their next game -- regardless of who that is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 3, 2019 I'll be glued to the TV Sat and Sun. I'm looking at the easy, free, online fantasy football games with prizes during the playoffs - like a paid trip for 2 to the 2020 Super Bowl + $1000 spending money +accompanied by a former/current NFL player and his guest to the game and dinner. I'll post it in a new thread when I'm done searching for them by Thurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted January 3, 2019 Just win, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 3, 2019 Share #4 Posted January 3, 2019 When do the Steelers play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, Kzoo said: When do the Steelers play? This fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #6 Posted January 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, Kzoo said: When do the Steelers play? I think they have an 11:30 tee time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: When do the Steelers play? seldom if ever. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 3, 2019 @Dottles regardless of the outcome Jerry Jones is still the anti Christ of footballing and the Dallas Cowboys therefore will still suck, even if they bring home a Lombardi trophy. This condition will continue until Jerry Jones sits down, shuts up, signs checks and lets his GM and Head Coach run the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 3, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 3, 2019 32 minutes ago, Kzoo said: When do the Steelers play? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 3, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 3, 2019 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 3, 2019 Meh, the only game which counts is being played on Monday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 3, 2019 I already picked the Cowboys over the oh so disappointing Seahawks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #13 Posted January 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, 2Far said: Meh, the only game which counts is being played on Monday. I gotta remember to set my DVR. I assume that will be milked for every ounce of commercials possible and will end after I am asleep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 3, 2019 Share #14 Posted January 3, 2019 57 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I already picked the Cowboys over the oh so disappointing Seahawks. Cowboys/Colts has a good ring to it. I think that they will take Houston AGAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 3, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Parr8hed said: Love this. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted January 3, 2019 I think the Dallas/Seattle game pits two very evenly matched teams against one another. They are both very similar. We match up equally just about everywhere but, all things considered, I like my Seattle team only because I think we have the proven quarterback. I normally don't boil it down to quarterback play but in this case I think it makes a difference. I stay committed to rooting for the winner in the next round regardless of which team wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, Dottles said: I stay committed to rooting for the winner in the next round regardless of which team wins. WTF would you EVER root for Dallas????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: WTF would you EVER root for Dallas????? Because he is American and the Cowboys are America's Team! Go Team America, F Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted January 3, 2019 Share #19 Posted January 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Parr8hed said: Cowboys/Colts has a good ring to it. I think that they will take Houston AGAIN. I'm not terribly confident the Texans defense can keep the Stratford High kid tearing up their defense. He's playing very well of late, and our defensive backs have a tendency to suck. The Texans offense is geared toward kicking field goals. If I were a betting man, I'd put my bucks on the Dolts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 3, 2019 Share #20 Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, Ltdskilz said: I'm not terribly confident the Texans defense can keep the Stratford High kid tearing up their defense. He's playing very well of late, and our defensive backs have a tendency to suck. The Texans offense is geared toward kicking field goals. If I were a betting man, I'd put my bucks on the Dolts. They are playing awfully good on both sides of the ball. Luck is making some amazing plays. But he is also doing stupid stuff as well (like that pick 6 in the last game). If he (and the colts) don't beat themselves with stupid turnovers I really feel like they will go far. But it's the NFL. Any given SUnday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Razors Edge said: WTF would you EVER root for Dallas????? 3 hours ago, jsharr said: Because he is American and the Cowboys are America's Team! Go Team America, F Yeah! I'll make the sacrifice and put friendship ahead of sports allegiance. But I admit when I see shit like jsharr posts about America's Team -- it makes it hard -- real hard to do the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share #22 Posted January 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Razors Edge said: WTF would you EVER root for Dallas????? And honestly, I probably won't be in this position. And also because if I am put into that position, your Deadskins aren't available to root for. But then I would ask myself why would I ever root for the Deadskins anyway? For that matter, the whole NFC East can go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #23 Posted January 3, 2019 46 minutes ago, Dottles said: I'll make the sacrifice and put friendship ahead of sports allegiance. But I admit when I see shit like jsharr posts about America's Team -- it makes it hard -- real hard to do the right thing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 3, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 3, 2019 46 minutes ago, Dottles said: I'll make the sacrifice and put friendship ahead of sports allegiance. But I admit when I see shit like jsharr posts about America's Team -- it makes it hard -- real hard to do the right thing. Why do you hate America? Are you from Durkadurkastan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share #25 Posted January 4, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Why do you hate America? Are you from Durkadurkastan? It was a clever post but you can see how much disdain that little slogan has beseeched in the rest of us level headed and moral fan bases -- the other 31 non-Texas teams. You can blame Jerry for that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share #26 Posted January 4, 2019 How Jimmy and others perceive Dottles and ALL ASSHAT, NO CATTLE talking football: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLliJpGBLA8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted January 4, 2019 To speak the blasphemous words: Pete Carroll is a better coach than Jason Garrett. He may be an ugly bastard with that nose and all but at least he doesn't wear sweaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share #28 Posted January 4, 2019 I see the Cowboys took one of ours. Smart move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 4, 2019 Share #29 Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 10:40 AM, Dottles said: I think the Dallas/Seattle game pits two very evenly matched teams against one another. Cowboys vs. Seahawks odds, line: 2019 NFL Wild Card picks, Playoff predictions from proven model on 16-6 roll The Cowboys are favored by 2.5 points with an Over-Under of 42.5 points, but if you're going to make any picks on this postseason rematch, you need to see what the SportsLine advanced projection model has to say. The model simulates every NFL game 10,000 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 4, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 4, 2019 ...I don't "root". Pigs "root". I am more refined than 85% of the pigs I've known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share #31 Posted January 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Page Turner said: Cowboys vs. Seahawks odds, line: 2019 NFL Wild Card picks, Playoff predictions from proven model on 16-6 roll The Cowboys are favored by 2.5 points with an Over-Under of 42.5 points, but if you're going to make any picks on this postseason rematch, you need to see what the SportsLine advanced projection model has to say. The model simulates every NFL game 10,000 times. I'm sick of hearing how the Cowboys have improved... and how they beat the Saints (number one seed)! Wow. Well, Seattle has improved too and we beat the Chiefs (number one seed) with many 3rd stringers (on our o-line and in our secondary) in the game. Crickets. This is pure marketing bullshit and is yet another reason why I love beating Dallas. Toss out our game in September. It means nothing. For both teams, it was a galvanizing game and both teams went in the right direction afterwards. This game is going to come down to how much damage Elliott does to our defense (this is a legit concern), what version of Dak are we going to see (mediocre or bad), how their new "playmaking" defense (please note the quotes around this term -- I'm trying not to piss my pants) stands up to our rushing attack, and what coaching blunder Jason makes -- if any. As for the quarterback, I'll take Russell Wilson over Dak Prescott 10 times out of 10. Feel free to emblazon that on my forehead in gold if you like. I demand that make it at least gold, however. I'm not having a forehead plate with Russell Wilson's name on it made out of copper. And apart from one game in early September a few years ago, the Seahawks have had big Ds number. I don't feel confident about this game at all, but if I lived in Dallas, I wouldn't feel confident for my team either. I don't care that they got Amari Cooper now. We've now got a healthy Doug Baldwin. I certainly would not bet on the Seahawks (although I like spread) but I also would not bet against them. So finally for some real home cookin'. I really love to watch the balloon deflate in Dallas. No better show to watch. You know what else? Only dummies read pre-game hype articles about upcoming football games form 'experts' or from opponent's websites. I oughtta know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share #32 Posted January 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Page Turner said: ...I don't "root". Pigs "root". I am more refined than 85% of the pigs I've known. It's close. Real close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 5, 2019 Author Share #33 Posted January 5, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 1:43 PM, Parr8hed said: But it's the NFL. Any given SUnday.... This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 5, 2019 Share #34 Posted January 5, 2019 I guarantee the Pats will not lose this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 5, 2019 Share #35 Posted January 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Nominated said: I guarantee the Pats will not lose this weekend. ...because they are the real Team America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 5, 2019 Author Share #36 Posted January 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Nominated said: I guarantee the Pats will not lose this weekend. 2 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...because they are the real Team America. You guys don't play fair. I have to tolerate the Cowboys and the Patriots. It's enough to off myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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