The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 26, 2019 Share #1 Posted February 26, 2019 Wish me luck. I'm doing it for the children. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 26, 2019 Share #2 Posted February 26, 2019 Yeah. Can I come watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 26, 2019 Share #3 Posted February 26, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted February 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Airehead said: Yeah. Can I come watch? It's going to be a disgusting thing to watch. As a friend, I highly suggest you not watch this. It's seriously gross. But, I'll get the details and text them to you later. Couch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted February 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Page Turner said: Jesus Chicken. Couch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 26, 2019 Share #6 Posted February 26, 2019 31 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: It's going to be a disgusting thing to watch. I would certainly hope so. Questions: Why? You said another. How many have there been? Flats or drummies? What else are you supposed to consume? Can you ask that the wings be well done enough to be crispy? Can you insist on extra sauce? Do you expect to win? What will you win? Can you demand that they call you Asshole of Satan's ass's asshole when you are described before, during, and after the contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I would certainly hope so. Questions: Why? You said another. How many have there been? Flats or drummies? What else are you supposed to consume? Can you ask that the wings be well done enough to be crispy? Can you insist on extra sauce? Do you expect to win? What will you win? Can you demand that they call you Asshole of Satan's ass's asshole when you are described before, during, and after the contest? What? Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2019 Share #8 Posted February 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: What? Couch When I got to NYC, I fell in with a crowd who used to do Pub Trivia every week. Our team was filled with people who possessed much useless knowledge, and so would very often win between $25 - $50 off of our bar tab collectively. It was fun. Anyway, one chick on our regular group worked for some federation of competitive eating or other, they put on the big events, complete with television coverage and announcers that apparently were the Phil Ligett and Paul Sherwin of disgusting contests. Good luck, AoSAA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #9 Posted February 27, 2019 Jeremiah's? Wise Guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #10 Posted February 27, 2019 Good luck. Hats off to the people in Buffalo, etc. that made wings a big deal! I remember in the 50's and 60's when I'd go to the supermarket with my father, uncle, and cousin to pick up cheap virtually-throw-away chicken parts that no one wanted: mostly wings and necks. We used them as cheap bait in the Chesapeake Bay where we'd run a "Trotline" to catch crabs, which can be made with package-sized string about 100 feet or more long where the string is floated by running it through the handles of empty, capped cans and bottles, spaced about 10-15 feet apart, and strings about 5 feet long with bait tied to the end are suspended about every 5 feet along the 100 ft-long floated-string. You row or small-quiet-electric motor move your boat along the string and feel for extra weight on each of the suspended, baited strings. Extra weight is a crab! You then slowly raise the string while someone else in the boat holds a net very steady a couple feet below the surface to scoop the crab up when it's raised a little above it, too interested in the food to notice the motion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #11 Posted February 27, 2019 time lapse of couch?v 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bikeman564™ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #14 Posted February 27, 2019 16 hours ago, Randomguy said: You said another. How many have there been? ed zachery what I was wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #15 Posted February 27, 2019 good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #16 Posted February 27, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted February 27, 2019 Share #17 Posted February 27, 2019 49 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: ed zachery what I was wondering I was wondering is this a contest where you just eat another chicken wing, or it another contest where you eat chicken wings? Couch wasn't very clear about this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2019 Share #18 Posted February 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, 12string said: I was wondering is this a contest where you just eat another chicken wing, or it another contest where you eat chicken wings? Couch wasn't very clear about this. No, and how do you judge a wing has been eaten? Some jackbonnets would probably take a bite and say they 'ate' the wing rather than eating it all. This screams abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #19 Posted February 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, Randomguy said: No, and how do you judge a wing has been eaten? Some jackbonnets would probably take a bite and say they 'ate' the wing rather than eating it all. This screams abuse. Couch just grabs a live chicken and bites a wing off. He pretends he is Ozzy and the chicken is a bat. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted February 27, 2019 5 hours ago, 2Far said: Jeremiah's? Wise Guys? Maybe. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 27, 2019 Share #21 Posted February 27, 2019 6 hours ago, MickinMD said: Good luck. Hats off to the people in Buffalo, etc. that made wings a big deal! I remember in the 50's and 60's when I'd go to the supermarket with my father, uncle, and cousin to pick up cheap virtually-throw-away chicken parts that no one wanted: mostly wings and necks. We used them as cheap bait in the Chesapeake Bay where we'd run a "Trotline" to catch crabs, which can be made with package-sized string about 100 feet or more long where the string is floated by running it through the handles of empty, capped cans and bottles, spaced about 10-15 feet apart, and strings about 5 feet long with bait tied to the end are suspended about every 5 feet along the 100 ft-long floated-string. You row or small-quiet-electric motor move your boat along the string and feel for extra weight on each of the suspended, baited strings. Extra weight is a crab! You then slowly raise the string while someone else in the boat holds a net very steady a couple feet below the surface to scoop the crab up when it's raised a little above it, too interested in the food to notice the motion. I have many positive memories of trot lining with chicken parts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #22 Posted February 28, 2019 The contest has been cancelled. I'm going to a comedy show instead. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Share #23 Posted February 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: The contest has been cancelled. I'm going to a comedy show instead. Couch Are you going to eat the wings off the comedians rubber chicken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #24 Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Couch_Incident said: The contest has been cancelled. I'm going to a comedy show instead. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #25 Posted February 28, 2019 We aren't going to the comedy show now, either. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Share #26 Posted February 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: We aren't going to the comedy show now, either. Couch I will quit posting so you can go bite the wings off something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #27 Posted February 28, 2019 28 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: We aren't going to the comedy show now, either. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted February 28, 2019 Share #28 Posted February 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: We aren't going to the comedy show now, either. Couch Maybe just go out for wings ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #29 Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, jsharr said: I will quit posting so you can go bite the wings off something. Nah. Post away dude. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #30 Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Further said: Maybe just go out for wings ? Maybe. But that will probably be cancelled too. My life is a wreck. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 28, 2019 Share #31 Posted February 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: My life is a wreck. Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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