Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 23, 2014 New bike and new tires for my fat bike. I love new shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 23, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 23, 2014 I don't see any bongs or gay ice cream in this thread, this makes me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted July 23, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 23, 2014 Are those studs???? Oh and what brand is the bike? I see no name. Maybe it is my old eyes.... Looks like fun...and I bet your hands don't hurt after the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted July 23, 2014 Are those studs???? Oh and what brand is the bike? I see no name. Maybe it is my old eyes.... Looks like fun...and I bet your hands don't hurt after the ride. Yup. Studded 4" Dilinger tires by 45 NRTH. I should be able to mob in these on the icy yuck. The bike is our new Haro. It's a sweet little dirt jump bike. The geometry is different than anything I have ever ridden in my life. That seat will goose ya. HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 23, 2014 Share #5 Posted July 23, 2014 Yup. Studded 4" Dilinger tires by 45 NRTH. I should be able to mob in these on the icy yuck. The bike is our new Haro. It's a sweet little dirt jump bike. The geometry is different than anything I have ever ridden in my life. That seat will goose ya. HAHA! Are you going to send us pumping video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted July 23, 2014 Are you going to send us pumping video? I need to have K tape me. He is much more interesting to watch though. He rocks that track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 23, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 23, 2014 I am intrigued by this bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted July 23, 2014 I am intrigued by this bike. Look at the tiny little front chain ring. HAHA and no front brake. Who needs brakes anyway? I just noticed that it matches the truck quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 23, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 23, 2014 I see no bike porn in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted July 23, 2014 I see no bike porn in this thread. What the heck are you talkin about? There are three porn pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 23, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 23, 2014 What the heck are you talkin about? There are three porn pics.All I see is a kiddie bike and some tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted July 23, 2014 IT'S NOT A KIDDIE BIKE! Everyone keeps sayin that. HAHA BTW, you should have seen me dump myself over the bars trying to ride one last Sunday. LOL. I somehow crossed up the front bars. It's a tricky machine. Very fast steering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 23, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 23, 2014 Look at the tiny little front chain ring. HAHA and no front brake. Who needs brakes anyway? I just noticed that it matches the truck quite well. The saddle is all jacked up. There is no way to hold a decent pace with that silly little chainring. There are no aero bars or even drops to get out of the wind. The saddle is all jacked up. You can't clip into those pedals. The saddle is all jacked up. Ok, seriously...I am trying to figure out why it has a suspension fork? Seems like that would absorb all of your energy when you are pumping? And what the hell is up with that saddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share #14 Posted July 23, 2014 The saddle is all jacked up. There is no way to hold a decent pace with that silly little chainring. There are no aero bars or even drops to get out of the wind. The saddle is all jacked up. You can't clip into those pedals. The saddle is all jacked up. Ok, seriously...I am trying to figure out why it has a suspension fork? Seems like that would absorb all of your energy when you are pumping? And what the hell is up with that saddle? The fork has a lockout. It's a freestyle MTB. The saddle is cocked that way for jumping and landing. You don't really sit on it and pedal like most bikes. You stand and pedal. It is usually positioned the same as the top tube for this type of riding. Helps you get over the back tire more. If you have to ask, you don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 24, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 24, 2014 Here is my obligatory posting in the Queen's bike Porn thread. Why are we talking about bikes on this forum anyway?? And to add....... BMX = kiddie bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share #16 Posted July 24, 2014 Here is my obligatory posting in the Queen's bike Porn thread. Why are we talking about bikes on this forum anyway?? And to add....... BMX = kiddie bike. OK, I hate you, now, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 24, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 24, 2014 OK, I hate you, now, too. Now I'm going to have a hard time sleeping tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 24, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 24, 2014 Wow, that is a very specialized bike! I get tired out just thinking of riding that crazy bike! However, I am totally diggin' that tire! Grrr, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted July 24, 2014 Wow, that is a very specialized bike! I get tired out just thinking of riding that crazy bike! However, I am totally diggin' that tire! Grrr, baby! I had to grip the tire between my legs to prop it up for the pic. HAHA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 24, 2014 Share #20 Posted July 24, 2014 Wow, that is a very specialized bike! I get tired out just thinking of riding that crazy bike! However, I am totally diggin' that tire! Grrr, baby! There's nothing special about that bike. It's a kids BMX bike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted July 24, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 24, 2014 I like it. Does it come in a bigger size tho'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share #22 Posted July 24, 2014 IT IS THE RIGHT SIZE!!! THIS IS NOT A CHILD BIKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 24, 2014 Share #23 Posted July 24, 2014 IT IS THE RIGHT SIZE!!! THIS IS NOT A CHILD BIKE! I don;t know why you bother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 24, 2014 Share #24 Posted July 24, 2014 I like it. Does it come in a bigger size tho'? Like an adult size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 24, 2014 Share #25 Posted July 24, 2014 I don't understand why this thread is entitled, "bike porn". Is it because it shows pics of a kid's bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share #26 Posted July 24, 2014 I don't wanna talk to you no more. Empty headed animal food trough wipers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 24, 2014 Share #27 Posted July 24, 2014 The saddle is all jacked up. There is no way to hold a decent pace with that silly little chainring. There are no aero bars or even drops to get out of the wind. The saddle is all jacked up. You can't clip into those pedals. The saddle is all jacked up. Ok, seriously...I am trying to figure out why it has a suspension fork? Seems like that would absorb all of your energy when you are pumping? And what the hell is up with that saddle? No streamers, no kickstand, no bell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 24, 2014 Share #28 Posted July 24, 2014 Hey DH....look, they make that bike in yellow too. Did you see that before you bought it? Did yours come with that extra set of wheels too? If not, you got gipped. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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