Dottleshead ★ Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share #51 Posted April 29, 2015 Now you understand how desperate the business world is for warm bodies.I love ya Maxie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share #52 Posted April 29, 2015 Is she hot?Not really. But dealing with her has given me a lot of respect for her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share #53 Posted April 29, 2015 What's your line, Mr. Dotman? What does ya?I'm a software developer engineer in test. In short I test software by writing code that tests software. Now if I could just get someone to test my software. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted April 29, 2015 Share #54 Posted April 29, 2015 I'm a software developer engineer in test. In short I test software by writing code that tests software. Now if I could just get someone to test my software. ..So....we are twins after all!! That's my gig too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 29, 2015 Share #55 Posted April 29, 2015 So....we are twins after all!! That's my gig too.My condolences to one of you two. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 29, 2015 Share #56 Posted April 29, 2015 I'm a software developer engineer in test. In short I test software by writing code that tests software. Now if I could just get someone to test my software. ..Bug writer eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 30, 2015 Share #57 Posted April 30, 2015 Good luck, unless you don't get it, in which case, I know you didn't want to work there with those jerks. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 30, 2015 Share #58 Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) I haven;t read this whole thread, but when I saw Kirby's name, I came in to see if it was aboot wearing pants. Edited April 30, 2015 by The Inedible Bulk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 30, 2015 Share #59 Posted April 30, 2015 I haven;t read this whole thread, but when I saw Kirby's name, I came in to see if it was aboot wearing pants. I guessing that he wore pants to the interview. That's probably why it's taking so long for them to make their decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share #60 Posted April 30, 2015 I guessing that he wore pants to the interview. That's probably why it's taking so long for them to make their decision.If I didn't wear pants -- I'm thinking they'd remember me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2015 Share #61 Posted April 30, 2015 I am thinking the square head, the sickly coloration and the grotesquely huge eyes would be pretty memorable, regardless of pants or the lack there of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share #62 Posted April 30, 2015 Yabbut it get's way more interesting when the pants are dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Share #63 Posted May 1, 2015 So I get a bogus phone call this morning from the same area code as the company I interviewed for. Turns out it was a crap telemarketer that somehow got my cell phone number. Anyway, I'm disappointed to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 1, 2015 Share #64 Posted May 1, 2015 So I get a bogus phone call this morning from the same area code as the company I interviewed for. Turns out it was a crap telemarketer that somehow got my cell phone number. Anyway, I'm disappointed to say the least. I am not a crap telemarketer. I thought using my spoofer to show that area code was a nice touch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Share #65 Posted May 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahsposo Posted May 2, 2015 Share #66 Posted May 2, 2015 I'm a software developer engineer in test. In short I test software by writing code that tests software. Now if I could just get someone to test my software. ..Yeah, cuz your wife says you never have any firmware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share #67 Posted May 2, 2015 Yeah, cuz your wife says you never have any firmware.It anus firm like it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share #68 Posted May 3, 2015 They passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #69 Posted May 3, 2015 They passed.Oh, that's a shame. We can't afford to lose many more American Companies. Will there be an estate sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share #70 Posted May 3, 2015 Oh, that's a shame. We can't afford to lose many more American Companies. Will there be an estate sale?Ease off on those laxatives, Max. It's starting to spill out in your posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #71 Posted May 3, 2015 Ease off on those laxatives, Max. It's starting to spill out in your posts.Didn't you say they passed? I could have sworn you said they passed. WTF are you doing announcing a death if it didn't happen. Some people might get worried about a joke like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share #72 Posted May 3, 2015 Yeah, they passed on me. Oh well, I got a good job for the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share #73 Posted May 3, 2015 Didn't you say they passed? I could have sworn you said they passed. WTF are you doing announcing a death if it didn't happen. Some people might get worried about a joke like that.Hey Maxie, you need to lighten up. He just got crushed in his job hunt. It's his goal to do better and make a better life for his family and you are bashing him about the words he used to announce his rejection to the world. Give the brother some room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #74 Posted May 3, 2015 He don't know you vewy well do he dotman.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #75 Posted May 3, 2015 (edited) Hey Maxie, you need to lighten up. He just got crushed in his job hunt. It's his goal to do better and make a better life for his family and you are bashing him about the words he used to announce his rejection to the world. Give the brother some room.Maybe it's my age, but the kid just don't spekka da engrish like I expect to hear. When you used the word passed around the elderly you are going to evoke an instinctive reaction unless you're speaking about gas. And dat's da troof. Edited May 3, 2015 by maddmaxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share #76 Posted May 3, 2015 Hey Maxie, you need to lighten up. He just got crushed in his job hunt. It's his goal to do better and make a better life for his family and you are bashing him about the words he used to announce his rejection to the world. Give the brother some room. He don't know you vewy well do he dotman.. Yeah, it's OK Kazabooboo. I appreciate your support. But Max and I have some history over the years and have hammered out an online relationship that works for us. As such, he gets more rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share #77 Posted May 3, 2015 Yeah, it's OK Kazabooboo. I appreciate your support. But Max and I have some history over the years and have hammered out an online relationship that works for us. As such, he gets more rope.Oh I understand all that DotGuy. I just thought someone should have your back during such a tough time. You can't give internet bullies too much rope. And besides that, by his on admission, he's old as dirt. You can't trust the senile ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #78 Posted May 3, 2015 (edited) Oh I understand all that DotGuy. I just thought someone should have your back during such a tough time. You can't give internet bullies too much rope. And besides that, by his on admission, he's old as dirt. You can't trust the senile ones. Older than dirt. Edited May 3, 2015 by maddmaxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share #79 Posted May 3, 2015 Older than dirt.Now you're just trying to start a fight. You really are an internet bully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #80 Posted May 3, 2015 Now you're just trying to start a fight. You really are an internet bully. I don't mean to be argumentative but those of you who know so little that you can't use the King's english idioms correctly need to be corrected from time to time lest you pollute the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share #81 Posted May 3, 2015 I don't mean to be argumentative but those of you who know so little that you can't use the King's english idioms correctly need to be corrected from time to time lest you pollute the forum.What are you, Onbike's standin on Sundays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #82 Posted May 3, 2015 What are you, Onbike's standin on Sundays? Uh oh. Now you've done it. I'm going to leave you alone to contemplate what Onbike might have in store for you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #83 Posted May 3, 2015 Uh oh. Now you've done it. I'm going to leave you alone to contemplate what Onbike might have in store for you now. Just flip him off Maxie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share #84 Posted May 3, 2015 Uh oh. Now you've done it. I'm going to leave you alone to contemplate what Onbike might have in store for you now. * shake'n in my boots * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #85 Posted May 3, 2015 * shake'n in my boots *Just so you know. I would never insult Onbike like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share #86 Posted May 3, 2015 Just so you know. I would never insult Onbike like that.Neither would I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share #87 Posted May 3, 2015 I'm suspicious of this Wilbur guy. Seems shady if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2015 Share #88 Posted May 3, 2015 (edited) Neither would I.Too late now. He's bound to read that part about stand in and well......I just can't tell how it's going to affect a man of his yearsI could never fill his shoes. Edited May 3, 2015 by maddmaxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 4, 2015 Share #89 Posted May 4, 2015 I'm suspicious of this Wilbur guy. Seems shady if you ask me. Kazoo fears me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 4, 2015 Share #90 Posted May 4, 2015 ...old fart fight !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 4, 2015 Share #91 Posted May 4, 2015 ...old fart fight !!!! I'm tired of this. I'm going to go take a nap. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share #92 Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) It can't possibly be that old. I am not in it. I better step up to the plate and throw some Tuna Surprise around.. You go Paige. Kick some ass Edited May 4, 2015 by dotman17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted May 4, 2015 Share #93 Posted May 4, 2015 What are you, Onbike's standin on Sundays?Now let's be clear....he did apply.....but even after the pleading, the crying and the sobbing and the repeated offers to do my laundry....I refused.If you don't come up to the standard required then that's it..........am I a cruel person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 4, 2015 Share #94 Posted May 4, 2015 Now let's be clear....he did apply.....but even after the pleading, the crying and the sobbing and the repeated offers to do my laundry....I refused.If you don't come up to the standard required then that's it..........am I a cruel person?Correction - you are a wise man. And he's just an interloper. You might have to explain to him what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 4, 2015 Share #95 Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) https://youtu.be/WUXl7kHFB2w Edited May 4, 2015 by maddmaxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 4, 2015 Share #96 Posted May 4, 2015 https://youtu.be/WUXl7kHFB2w That's all you got?* walks away shaking head * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 4, 2015 Share #97 Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) That's all you got?* walks away shaking head * No. That's all I need. I save the good stuff for when it's required. Edited May 4, 2015 by maddmaxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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