Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2016 Share #1 Posted January 26, 2016 I imagine that I have the wrong type of equipment for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2016 Share #2 Posted January 26, 2016 One could take a collection of almost any fluid and by using a funnel, fill a balloon with that fluid. A pee balloon doesn't sound like much fun for the recipient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share #3 Posted January 26, 2016 I am not going to make one. I've just heard it referenced on a couple of comedy crap shows i watch, and so i pondered how the hell would you even make one. K said a guy could fill one up pretty easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 26, 2016 Share #4 Posted January 26, 2016 First...you get in the shower..................... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2016 Share #5 Posted January 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: K said a guy could fill one up pretty easily Never tried it, but I would imagine that the small aperture of the balloon opening, if pulled over the head of a penis, would tend to constrict the urethra to the point that normal urination would be nearly impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen ★ Posted January 26, 2016 Share #6 Posted January 26, 2016 Google, "lady j adapter" it's an aviation device for women stuck at altitude with a Gatorade bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 26, 2016 Share #7 Posted January 26, 2016 I got nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 26, 2016 Share #8 Posted January 26, 2016 Pee in a jar. In fact, have all your friends pee in a jar so you has enough liquid. Do it at one of those clothes swapping thingies. Balloon and funnel. You can figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 26, 2016 Share #9 Posted January 26, 2016 11 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: I am not going to make one. I've just heard it referenced on a couple of comedy crap shows i watch, and so i pondered how the hell would you even make one. K said a guy could fill one up pretty easily. I'd need a really big balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted January 26, 2016 Share #10 Posted January 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Old#7 said: Pee in a jar. In fact, have all your friends pee in a jar so you has enough liquid. Do it at one of those clothes swapping thingies. Balloon and funnel. You can figure it out. The problem with the funnel is lack of pressure to stretch the balloon. You need a way to pressurize the 'liquid'. This can be done with a 50cc syringe and an irrigater tip. It takes several rounds with the syringe to do it, but it works. Just be sure to clamp off the balloon between syringes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2016 Share #11 Posted January 26, 2016 Pee in a bucket, Pour the pee in the bottle, attach the pump and have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 26, 2016 Share #12 Posted January 26, 2016 Freeze the pee in an ice cube tray. Push the cubes into the balloon by stretching it over the cubes. Tie off the balloon. Allow the cubes to melt. Throw out the ice cube tray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 26, 2016 Share #13 Posted January 26, 2016 Just now, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Freeze the pee in an ice cube tray. Push the cubes into the balloon by stretching it over the cubes. Tie off the balloon. Allow the cubes to melt. Throw out the ice cube tray. You forgot the part about latex gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 26, 2016 Share #14 Posted January 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: You forgot the part about latex gloves I was giving the person using the instructions credit for a modicum of common sense, but you have a fair point. We are discussing filling up a balloon with pee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share #15 Posted January 26, 2016 Thanks for not calling me out about sounding illiterate when I wrote the thread title. I don't think the ice cube method would work. It is my opinion that you would need some force behind the pee to fill up the balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 26, 2016 Share #16 Posted January 26, 2016 Do not throw balloon upwind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 26, 2016 Share #17 Posted January 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: I don't think the ice cube method would work. Ahem, ahem, ahem.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 26, 2016 Share #18 Posted January 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Ahem, ahem, ahem.... Does that apply to another engineer? I'm contemplating the volume difference between Ice and water and wondering if the baloon will retain enough pressure? Yes, I'm assuming similar properties between water and pee......probably an error but not a large one in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted January 26, 2016 Share #19 Posted January 26, 2016 20 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Does that apply to another engineer? I'm contemplating the volume difference between Ice and water and wondering if the baloon will retain enough pressure? Yes, I'm assuming similar properties between water and pee......probably an error but not a large one in this case. You also have to take into account the air space between the cubes. Anyone with experience with water balloons know that too much air in the balloon = less likely to break on impact. All it takes to do this right is some hard plastic tubing, two check valves, a 'Y' connector and a large syringe. I could throw that together in no time and send it to you @Dirtyhip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 27, 2016 Share #20 Posted January 27, 2016 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: Does that apply to another engineer? I'm contemplating the volume difference between Ice and water and wondering if the baloon will retain enough pressure? Yes, I'm assuming similar properties between water and pee......probably an error but not a large one in this case. 55 minutes ago, UglyBob said: You also have to take into account the air space between the cubes. Anyone with experience with water balloons know that too much air in the balloon = less likely to break on impact. Gentlemen, please forgive me, but I'm starting to get the (hopefully false) impression that you may be more of the half-empty pee water balloon type than the half-full pee water balloon sort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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