Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 30, 2015 I had managed to never go to a baby shower. One of our coordinators in my office managed to get herself knocked-up and babyfied. Most of the other coordinators (and my boss) are all dudes. Except for the new chick that we recently hired. The new chick insisted that we give el-preggo a baby shower. WTF-exactly do I know any effing baby showers? We had a staff meeting yesterday at 3 and I was in the office since I was on call. So the boss ordered in food, the new chick brought in a cake and we had an impromptu surprise baby shower. There was lots of OMG's! and OOOhhhs, and that is soooooooo cute.... I just sat there like WTF are you guys doing. I mean most of the office chicks seem to talk and communicate with other human beings somewhat normal. But stick some cake in them and show them a tiny baby outfit and all of the sudden they can only communicate like high school freshmen. I am not a fan of these baby showers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 30, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 30, 2015 Who knocked her up, did you hit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 30, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 30, 2015 I regret you'll get no sympathy from me. If you'd hadn't hit on her and got her pregnant, you wouldn't have had to go the baby shower. Suck it up. (Chris types faster than I do, drat and blast!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted January 30, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 30, 2015 55 years and I have managed to avoid that trap.... Being a miserable bastard has it's perks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted January 30, 2015 Who knocked her up, did you hit it? I didn't hit it. She found some some dude to both marry and inseminate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 30, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 30, 2015 You should have brought a gift...like a hockey puck or football or basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted January 30, 2015 55 years and I have managed to avoid that trap.... Being a miserable bastard has it's perks. Apparently I was not miserable enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 30, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 30, 2015 I didn't hit it. She found some some dude to both marry and inseminate her. Same guy or 2 different guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted January 30, 2015 I regret you'll get no sympathy from me. If you'd hadn't hit on her and got her pregnant, you wouldn't have had to go the baby shower. Suck it up. (Chris types faster than I do, drat and blast!!) Not my sperm. I got no dog in this fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted January 30, 2015 You should have brought a gift...like a hockey puck or football or basketball The wife has her some gift. I am not sure what it is. Probably something that will make her say "OMG, soooooooooo cute". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share #11 Posted January 30, 2015 Same guy or 2 different guys? Pretty sure it's the same guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted January 30, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 30, 2015 She found some some dude to both marry and inseminate her. ......in what order....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted January 30, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 30, 2015 Could you do a retro bachelor party for the guy? just askin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share #14 Posted January 30, 2015 Could you do a retro bachelor party for the guy? just askin Not a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 30, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 30, 2015 In my 41 years on Earth Where were you previously? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted January 30, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 30, 2015 Where were you previously? Ok, I just have to ask. Have you changed medications recently? You've actually been borderline funny lately... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 30, 2015 Share #17 Posted January 30, 2015 You should have a stripper come in next time you are on call and throw her an impromptu bachelor party for her fiance / husband / baby daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 30, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 30, 2015 I don't like the idea of being forced to donate for a gift for a knocked up co-worker that is isn't even a personal friend. Usually, I flat out say no,I am not participating in that. While we are on this subject, it is really rude to put registry information in an invite for this stuff. That is bad manners. It's like "come to my wedding/baby shower/birthday and here is what I want you to buy me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 30, 2015 Share #19 Posted January 30, 2015 I got in a big argument, of course, with the troublesome ex because she wanted me to go to a baby shower with her. I said "no, wtf is wrong with you that you would ask?" after she asked me several times. I am a guy, therefore, I do not go to baby showers. I went to a few with my mom when I was a kid, I know they suck. I went to a pre-baby coctail party last November for a friend of RW's. No presents opened, as promised, just her friends making food and having fun. There were guys there, like me, getting drunk and playing with the host's hairless cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 30, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 30, 2015 Even women don't like going to these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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