Randomguy Posted September 26, 2023 Share #1 Posted September 26, 2023 I mean, the island itself is named after him, and people dig people who have their own islands. You figure some gold digger or other would horn in on him at some point. Discus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 26, 2023 Share #2 Posted September 26, 2023 Because the Professor is going to make a fortune in Silicon Valley if they ever get off the island! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share #3 Posted September 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Kirby said: Because the Professor is going to make a fortune in Silicon Valley if they ever get off the island! Well, maybe, but he is a professor and so is more likely to teach future tech dudes. It isn't outside the realm of possibility that he would invent something cool and open a company up, but it is also more likely that he invents something amazing and gets a bonus of McDonald's gift certificates from the company instead of lots of cash. How often did he save everyone, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 26, 2023 Share #4 Posted September 26, 2023 Do you know what Bill Gates would pay for a computer that can run for years on coconut juice? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share #5 Posted September 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Kirby said: Do you know what Bill Gates would pay for a computer that can run for years on coconut juice? Wouldn't that permanently crash the grid? We have to think of the children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #6 Posted September 26, 2023 No judgement but jsharr does not swing that way. Mary Anne, then Ginger, then Mrs Howell then that cute lady gorilla then Rosy Palm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #7 Posted September 26, 2023 At my age, I find Mrs. Howell hot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #8 Posted September 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Kirby said: Do you know what Bill Gates would pay for a computer that can run for years on coconut juice? 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Wouldn't that permanently crash the grid? We have to think of the children! Pretty sure we were saved from that fate by Big Oil buying up the patents and burying them in a vault somewhere and getting some ironclad NDAs in place to keep it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #9 Posted September 26, 2023 I forgot about the lady headhunter. She would be above lady gorilla I am pretty sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 26, 2023 Share #10 Posted September 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Pretty sure we were saved from that fate by Big Oil buying up the patents and burying them in a vault somewhere and getting some ironclad NDAs in place to keep it that way. Either way, the Professor is going to be rich! And Natalie Schafer was 64 when Gilligan's Island premiered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #11 Posted September 26, 2023 Just now, Kirby said: Either way, the Professor is going to be rich! No - they usually have to arrange a "suicide" or "car crash" to take care of those loose ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share #12 Posted September 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Kirby said: And Natalie Schafer was 64 when Gilligan's Island premiered. Parr8 would hit it then, and hit it now. He is like that, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #13 Posted September 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Parr8 would hit it then, and hit it now. He is like that, you know. Not a happy bunch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted September 26, 2023 Share #14 Posted September 26, 2023 I thinking Mary Ann would be a much better Monkey....Ginger would be too afraid of braking a nail. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Share #15 Posted September 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Not a happy bunch! You'd be pissed too if you were stuck on an island and had the wear the same clothes forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 26, 2023 Share #16 Posted September 26, 2023 Thurston had the cash. The professor was the hot one. I choose the professor. I always went for love and not money. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution maddmaxx ★ Posted September 26, 2023 Solution Share #17 Posted September 26, 2023 Because Gilligan never looked that good in a bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 27, 2023 Share #18 Posted September 27, 2023 2 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Because Gilligan never looked that good in a bikini. Mark as solution! I mean, just look at Gilligan's wardrobe! He could have take a few lessons from Klinger. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 27, 2023 Author Share #19 Posted September 27, 2023 12 hours ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Mark as solution! Done, it was as good an answer as any other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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