Popular Post KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted October 24, 2018 Our city is having issues with cars being broken into by kids. So as I was sleeping I was awoken to kids talking and making loud noises in our hood. This makes me sad. I got out of bed, and went outside in my PJ's just in time to see a couple hood rats running down the street trying to stay in the shadows. This makes me wonder. I walked back inside, called the po po. The nice lady in blue on the phone said they were busy and could not come for about 15-20 min. That's the closest vehicle they had to us.. what?? It's oh freak'n dark 30 in a low crime town..So I sat out on the stoop in the shadows with my bottle of pop and my paintball gun because now I'm awake and this makes me pissed off. The po po was a no show, but I saw tham little rascals at my neighbor's home screwing around in his yard. One little bugger called out to his crew about something in my yard.. this makes me curious. Now the games begain.. I sat all quiet in the shadow of the trees hunkered down on my stoop.. one of the little peckers walked up to my front window and gave it a little tap.. I was literally 15 feet from this kid and he did not see me. This made me really happy. I raise the barrel of the Spyder SE paintball gun that can hold 250 paintballs in it's hopper being careful not to rattle the hopper to make any noise. A different kid looks around and runs to my front door.. before he knew it he was looking dead into my eyes and down the barrel of the paintball gun. The look on his face was priceless.. like a deer in headlights. He stayed still as his friend freaked out. I grabbed the hoodie of the kid close to me and the other kid tried to run. Bad Idea.. I lit his backside up.. I let about 20 paintballs fly and got him at least 15 times from about 20 feet away. The other kid that I was eye to eye to screamed to stop shooting.. we are only ringing doorbells and running.. Innocent or not.. they are lucky I was not actually packing something a little stronger I told them. I let the one kid go after a little take about heading home. The other kid was at the curb swearing like a sailer. This made me happy. The PoPo still have not showed up.. bet they would have if I said I was toating a shotgun with rock salt. 2 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #2 Posted October 24, 2018 Ha!!!! You are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #3 Posted October 24, 2018 26 minutes ago, KrAzY said: I walked back inside, called the po po. The nice lady in blue on the phone said they were busy and could not come for about 15-20 min. That's the That's why I like my city. There would of been four cops here in 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 24, 2018 Share #4 Posted October 24, 2018 I like this. Alternately, you could have told the police that you have a gun ready and an itchy finger. You could leave out the part where you say your finger is itchy from PRI. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted October 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: That's why I like my city. There would of been four cops here in 30 seconds. Y'all got gang members running through your city playing paintball anyways..lol 1 minute ago, Tyler Hamilton said: I like this. Alternately, you could have told the police that you have a gun ready and an itchy finger. You could leave out the part where you say your finger is itchy from PRI. I don't want the cops showing up and trying to shoot me.. I'm Krazy.. not stupid i was also thinking of bringing out the Marine flare gun I have for on boats.. nothing says love as a flaming hot ball of fire but I carry that on my motorcycle as self defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #6 Posted October 24, 2018 This was THE right move. Just scare the little chits. But be careful of retribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #7 Posted October 24, 2018 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted October 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Dottles said: This was THE right move. Just scare the little chits. But be careful of retribution. I think we are good.. they now know i know where they live and one goes to school with my son. I don't think I will have anymore issues from them at our house.. And if I do.... I have cameras out to catch things like this and I know I can get even more then they know.. I'm a tad bit evil and love games 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2018 Share #9 Posted October 24, 2018 You need a GoPro? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted October 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Zackny said: You need a GoPro? I have one, but it seldomly stops working... It is always attached to my motorcycle helmet. I'm working on saving up for a new one, but since I didn't win the lottery. I'll have to wait a little longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #11 Posted October 24, 2018 2 hours ago, KrAzY said: I think we are good.. they now know i know where they live and one goes to school with my son. I don't think I will have anymore issues from them at our house.. And if I do.... I have cameras out to catch things like this and I know I can get even more then they know.. I'm a tad bit evil and love games So, how about posting some pics/vids from last night's insanity???? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 24, 2018 Share #12 Posted October 24, 2018 Yikes! I don't recommend anyone taking matters into their own hands as the consequences can be worse. You do realize you committed a crime and should one of those brats call the police, show them the welts and who caused them and how your gonna have some splaining to do to the judge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #13 Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, ChrisL said: Yikes! I don't recommend anyone taking matters into their own hands as the consequences can be worse. You do realize you committed a crime and should one of those brats call the police, show them the welts and who caused them and how your gonna have some splaining to do to the judge... He has friends that will help hide the bodies, no questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 24, 2018 Share #14 Posted October 24, 2018 4 hours ago, KrAzY said: I have one, but it seldomly stops working... It is always attached to my motorcycle helmet. I'm working on saving up for a new one, but since I didn't win the lottery. I'll have to wait a little longer. Quit playing the lotto and you probably could buy it faster? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted October 24, 2018 5 hours ago, ChrisL said: Yikes! I don't recommend anyone taking matters into their own hands as the consequences can be worse. You do realize you committed a crime and should one of those brats call the police, show them the welts and who caused them and how your gonna have some splaining to do to the judge... They didn't show the fist time a concerned citizen called.. what hakes you think they will show for a paintball incident. Heck.. takes then 40+ min to show if they do for an accient 3 hours ago, Longjohn said: He has friends that will help hide the bodies, no questions asked. I love my friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 25, 2018 Share #16 Posted October 25, 2018 I like the concept of instant citizen justice, but do worry as Chris has said, it can go Pete tong really fast, possibly. A dude here who went out to challenge car thieves at his home ended up shanked and dead by the screwdriver totting scrote of a thief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #17 Posted October 25, 2018 My coworker just suggested you keep the paintballs in the freezer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 25, 2018 Share #18 Posted October 25, 2018 18 hours ago, KrAzY said: They didn't show the fist time a concerned citizen called.. what hakes you think they will show for a paintball incident. Heck.. takes then 40+ min to show if they do for an accient The cops don't have to show, those welts can last a few days depending on the distances and fps your gun fires. They'd still get you for assault or something, if they wanted. I love that clip of the bike thief getting shot at by a half dozen people on the roof with paintball guns, that was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 25, 2018 Share #19 Posted October 25, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 25, 2018 Share #20 Posted October 25, 2018 18 hours ago, KrAzY said: They didn't show the fist time a concerned citizen called.. what hakes you think they will show for a paintball incident. Heck.. takes then 40+ min to show if they do for an accient Different set of circumstances tho... The first call was for kids acting suspiciously but no crime was actually committed. Low on the dispatch priority. You actually shot kids with a paintball gun which is a crime. Like mentioned before the welts will last and there were other kids there to corroborate. I'm just saying be careful that's all. I've turned a blind eye to vigilante justice when a cop and put the hurt on some thugs myself back in the day. But not in front of my house with kids that know my son... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #21 Posted October 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, Ivan Basso said: College "art films" never make sense to me. Maybe they should have spoken German? That would definitely elevate this a degree or two. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #22 Posted October 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Different set of circumstances tho... The first call was for kids acting suspiciously but no crime was actually committed. Low on the dispatch priority. You actually shot kids with a paintball gun which is a crime. Like mentioned before the welts will last and there were other kids there to corroborate. I'm just saying be careful that's all. I've turned a blind eye to vigilante justice when a cop and put the hurt on some thugs myself back in the day. But not in front of my house with kids that know my son... Has anyone ever actually had the cops show up on time for anything? I think 911 works better for health and fire issues than police activity. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 25, 2018 Share #23 Posted October 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Has anyone ever actually had the cops show up on time for anything? I think 911 works better for health and fire issues than police activity. Tom It's easy to poke holes in response times but there are a lot of factors involved. Incident priority, volume of calls for service, the patrol area, traffic etc. Back in the day I would go 10-8, log in to my MDT and have 5 calls awaiting before I left the parking lot... I may not get to that 5th call for 2 hours... Firemen & paramedics have far less going on and so can respond more quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #24 Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Has anyone ever actually had the cops show up on time for anything? I think 911 works better for health and fire issues than police activity. Tom I have. They respond quickly to events here but then I live in a relatively small rural town with a state police barracks inside the town as well as the half dozen or so local police we have. I've called 911 for home alarms going off in houses where the residents aren't home, car crashes etc. What I can't get is the town crew to respond to large dead branches falling out of town trees on the edge of the road endangering people walking by. I'm preparing a picture post of dead trees and branches to put up in the upcoming week before the town election and to use as evidence if anyone ever gets injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 25, 2018 Share #25 Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, ChrisL said: It's easy to poke holes in response times but there are a lot of factors involved. Incident priority, volume of calls for service, the patrol area, traffic etc. Back in the day I would go 10-8, log in to my MDT and have 5 calls awaiting before I left the parking lot... I may not get to that 5th call for 2 hours... Firemen & paramedics have far less going on and so can respond more quickly. I'd love to see the stats on this sort of thing. Honestly, I would think health emergencies far outnumber felonies in most/all jurisdictions???? I could be wrong - since this is all pulling it out of my azz -- but when I read the "police blotter" for my part of the county, not too much pops up that warrants sirens and high speeds, but I also live next to the hospital and hear/see ambulances and the helicopter coming and going. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share #26 Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, ChrisL said: Different set of circumstances tho... The first call was for kids acting suspiciously but no crime was actually committed. Low on the dispatch priority. You actually shot kids with a paintball gun which is a crime. Like mentioned before the welts will last and there were other kids there to corroborate. I'm just saying be careful that's all. I've turned a blind eye to vigilante justice when a cop and put the hurt on some thugs myself back in the day. But not in front of my house with kids that know my son... The kids know my son, but they do not know who live at the house.. I'm betting they remember being at a house, but nothing else of where the house was or anything.. they were reported over 20 times that night by 15 neighborhoods in our area.. and I was not the only one to stop them. Another neighbor about 10 blocks over has video of them breaking into his car. And this was after they left my place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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