Randomguy Posted November 15, 2019 Share #1 Posted November 15, 2019 If it is steaming, you know it is fresh at least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 15, 2019 Share #2 Posted November 15, 2019 Actually the Browns are doing quite well tonight. Last Sunday’s referee aided victory has given the Browns a spark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 15, 2019 Share #3 Posted November 15, 2019 I think old shit is easier to deal with than fresh shit. Old shit gets hard and doesn't smell as bad as the fresh stuff. Steaming shit is definitely worse than regular shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #4 Posted November 15, 2019 Everything is better served hot. Except cold stuff like ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #5 Posted November 15, 2019 What about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #6 Posted November 15, 2019 12 hours ago, Randomguy said: If it is steaming, you know it is fresh at least. After a while in the sun or even in freezing weather, most shit loses its awfulness. Steaming and fresh are BAD states for shit. Dried out and flaky or frozen rock solid are far preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted November 15, 2019 Share #7 Posted November 15, 2019 You obviously didn't grow up on a farm. No a steaming pile means it smells worse and messier. As it sits out it gets hard and the smell dissipates. And this morning, I woke up to jump on a conference call that quickly turned into a steaming pile of shit. And now I am stuck dealing with the mess because the person who was doing all the yelling on the call and blaming is the person who screwed up to begin with. But now it's my problem. Oh joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted November 15, 2019 Share #8 Posted November 15, 2019 I thought this was about a Ron White bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #9 Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Indy said: You obviously didn't grow up on a farm. No a steaming pile means it smells worse and messier. As it sits out it gets hard and the smell dissipates. And this morning, I woke up to jump on a conference call that quickly turned into a steaming pile of shit. And now I am stuck dealing with the mess because the person who was doing all the yelling on the call and blaming is the person who screwed up to begin with. But now it's my problem. Oh joy. Does fresh steaming shit roll down hill easier than old dried shit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #10 Posted November 15, 2019 Back in my high school days when I worked in the nursery business we would of course sell Christmas trees. If you were in the back of the lot and needed to urinate, it was not uncommon to find someplace to piss. Urine steams and hisses when it hits cold gravel. So is fresh steaming urine better than old cold urine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 15, 2019 Share #11 Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: Does fresh steaming shit roll down hill easier than old dried shit? It slides. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #12 Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, Prophet Zacharia said: It slides. or runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 15, 2019 Share #13 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, jsharr said: Urine steams and hisses when it hits cold gravel. Being male and having lived my entire life north of the M-D Line I can assure you that most of us know that fresh urine steams when it hits the cold ground. If it hisses you have other problems and should consult your doctor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #14 Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Being male and having lived my entire life north of the M-D Line I can assure you that most of us know that fresh urine steams when it hits the cold ground. If it hisses you have other problems and should consult your doctor. Maybe my urine distribution nozzle is more snake like than yours, which would explain the hiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 15, 2019 Share #15 Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Maybe my urine distribution nozzle is more snake like than yours, which would explain the hiss. maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted November 15, 2019 Share #16 Posted November 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, jsharr said: Does fresh steaming shit roll down hill easier than old dried shit? Old dried shits rolls down hill, fresh shit runs down hill quickly. Though people need to be careful flinging the shit in a business world where most things are done by email. Wasn't to hard to find the email where the shit slinger said she would take care of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 15, 2019 Share #17 Posted November 15, 2019 14 hours ago, Randomguy said: I think a steaming pile of shit is not way worse than a regular pile of shit Is this your own unique way of expressing the idea that you think Dottie is no worse than jsharr? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #18 Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Is this your own unique way of expressing the idea that you think Dottie is no worse than jsharr? Nominated 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 15, 2019 Share #19 Posted November 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Is this your own unique way of expressing the idea that you think Dottie is no worse than jsharr? I'm thinking even I'm not mean enough to say that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 15, 2019 Share #20 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I'm thinking even I'm not mean enough to say that. I think you may be short-changing yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 15, 2019 Share #21 Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I think you may be short-changing yourself. And you may just be mean and correct all in the same thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted November 16, 2019 Share #22 Posted November 16, 2019 The hot stuff's only worse when you have to inhale, but beneficial if you're freezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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