jsharr ★ Posted December 5, 2019 Share #1 Posted December 5, 2019 Man gives his wife a bone for Xmas. LOL The ad is ridiculous. Is that like giving a wife a gym membership? or a weight watchers membership. EEKS. Run away, gal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted December 5, 2019 Share #2 Posted December 5, 2019 I would imagine that the sex would in deed be a little hard, or frankly impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted December 5, 2019 Just now, Prophet Zacharia said: I would imagine that the sex would in deed be a little hard, or frankly impossible. He is afraid to ask for sex. No guts. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted December 5, 2019 Share #4 Posted December 5, 2019 26 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I would imagine that the sex would in deed be a little hard, or frankly impossible. I am sure that there are some freaks out there that would give it a try. #necro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 5, 2019 Share #5 Posted December 5, 2019 -3 on the Parody meter since it took you 2 days to come up with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted December 5, 2019 28 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: -3 on the Parody meter since it took you 2 days to come up with it. At least you are honest with your scores. @Kzoo just makes his up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 5, 2019 Share #7 Posted December 5, 2019 33 minutes ago, jsharr said: At least you are honest with your scores. @Kzoo just makes his up. And the Parody Meter says....... 2.45 It took you 2 days to come up with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted December 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says....... 2.45 It took you 2 days to come up with it. So is my final score a -.55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 5, 2019 Share #9 Posted December 5, 2019 34 minutes ago, jsharr said: So is my final score a -.55 NO!!!! 2.45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted December 5, 2019 Share #10 Posted December 5, 2019 Do they sell those at BJ's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted December 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, 12string said: Do they sell those at BJ's? Yeah, but their's suck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted December 5, 2019 Share #12 Posted December 5, 2019 We had a teacher in high school - who I taught with for a couple years after I became a teacher - who had been married several times and had a real human skeleton hanging in the back of her room. The rumor circulated when I was in high school that it was the skeleton of one of her former husbands. When I became a teacher, none of the students had ever heard that. So I restarted the rumor! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted December 6, 2019 Share #13 Posted December 6, 2019 Human skeletons are difficult to buy these days. Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Share #14 Posted December 6, 2019 It would be better if skeleton rhymed with peloton. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Share #15 Posted December 6, 2019 19 hours ago, Parr8hed said: I am sure that there are some freaks out there that would give it a try. #necro That's way beyond necro, maybe "osteo"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 6, 2019 Share #16 Posted December 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Human skeletons are difficult to buy these days. Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands. I would definitely kill to have one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share #17 Posted December 6, 2019 12 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: It would be better if skeleton rhymed with peloton. It does the way I pronounce the two words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Share #18 Posted December 6, 2019 32 minutes ago, jsharr said: It does the way I pronounce the two words. Oui oui! Oh ho ho! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted December 6, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 1:32 PM, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says....... 2.45 It took you 2 days to come up with it. So 9.45 after using @Kzoo Core Math to add 5 to 2.45? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 6, 2019 Share #20 Posted December 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, jsharr said: So 9.45 after using @Kzoo Core Math to add 5 to 2.45? Listen here Bud, my creative application of mathing skills is the only way you could ever get decent parody scores. You havn't thought all these years it's because of your creative parody abilities, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Listen here Bud, my creative application of mathing skills is the only way you could ever get decent parody scores. You havn't thought all these years it's because of your creative parody abilities, have you? I figured it was your way of being nice for stiffing me on 7 years of avatar creation invoices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 6, 2019 Share #22 Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I figured it was your way of being nice for stiffing me on 7 years of avatar creation invoices. I have paid every invoice received (in triplicate received within 5 business days via USPS). I've even added a 20% gratuity to every payment made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share #23 Posted December 6, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: I have paid every invoice received (in triplicate received within 5 business days via USPS). I've even added a 20% gratuity to every payment made. Have you checked you junk email folder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 6, 2019 Share #24 Posted December 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: Have you checked you junk email folder? You type like I add. And yes. Some of my best e-mails are in the junk folder. Would like to invest in some cheap bitcoin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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