Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 14, 2014 One of the rehab girls (young ladies) asked me if I wanted some TP after I peed. I was sitting down to prove to her that I could sit on the toilet by myself. I told her no and she looked at me a bit disdainfully and said, "Oh, just drip dry?" Do any of you guys use TP after peeing? Why did she ask me this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 14, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 14, 2014 Rehab? You should probably go....it didn't work out too well for this one who wouldn't go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted July 14, 2014 Rehab? You should probably go....it didn't work out too well for this one who wouldn't go I already went. I was relating one of my whimsical stories about my recent stay there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 14, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 14, 2014 You can beat it, bang it, shake it, You can hit it on the wall, but you gotta put it back in your pants, for that last damn drop to fall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted July 14, 2014 You can beat it, bang it, shake it, You can hit it on the wall, Damn, that makes TP sound pretty good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted July 14, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 14, 2014 If she saw you sitting, you think she just figured more than #1 was going on? though if that's the case, the "drip dry" connotation is most unpleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 14, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 14, 2014 Damn, that makes TP sound pretty good. You have to remember I am a Texican. We pee on electric fences for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted July 14, 2014 If she saw you sitting, you think she just figured more than #1 was going on? though if that's the case, the "drip dry" connotation is most unpleasant. No, she was helping me go at the time. I couldn't stand without much pain, so peeing while sitting was one option. I used the portable urinal most of the time. They test your abilities to do things for yourself. It's called occupational therapy vice physical therapy. Using the bathroom by yourself is a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 14, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 14, 2014 You have to remember I am a Texican. We pee on electric fences for fun. I did that once....after asking someone to hold my beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 14, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 14, 2014 Was she hot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 14, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 14, 2014 Was she hot? does it matter? You'd still probably hit it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted July 14, 2014 Was she hot? Hot enough. Young, right out of college, thin, outgoing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 14, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 14, 2014 Hot enough. Young, right out of college, thin, outgoing. Did she ask why you were sitting in the shower peeing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #14 Posted July 14, 2014 Did she ask why you were sitting in the shower peeing? Showering is another whole ball of wax. Pretty embarassing to have young ladies give you a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted July 14, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 14, 2014 You have to remember I am a Texican. We pee on electric fences for fun. Shocking! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 14, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 14, 2014 You have to remember I am a Texican. We pee on electric fences for fun therapy. FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 14, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 14, 2014 You have to remember I am a Texican jsharr. We I pee on electric fences for fun. FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 14, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 14, 2014 Two virtually simultaneous FIFY replies. I think the universe is about to explode or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 14, 2014 Share #19 Posted July 14, 2014 Showering is another whole ball of wax. Pretty embarassing to have young ladies give you a shower. That is a dream come true, not embarrassing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #20 Posted July 14, 2014 That is a dream come true, not embarrassing!!! Maybe if they were naked too. But only the washee is naked and your doodle is all shriveled up and hiding from embarassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 14, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 14, 2014 Maybe if they were naked too. But only the washee is naked and your doodle is shriveled up and hiding from embarassment. Would this work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #22 Posted July 14, 2014 Would this work?th.jpg I don't know, but I'd be willing to give it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #23 Posted July 14, 2014 I don't think these young female therapists are fully aware of the doodle's inexplicable bouts with shrinkage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 14, 2014 Share #24 Posted July 14, 2014 Hot enough. Young, right out of college, thin, outgoing. How do you not have raging wood when this is sponge-bathing you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 14, 2014 Share #25 Posted July 14, 2014 Showering is another whole ball of wax. Pretty embarassing to have young ladies give you a shower. In Vegas you have to pay extra for that kind of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 14, 2014 Share #26 Posted July 14, 2014 How do you not have raging wood when this is sponge-bathing you???he's 66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share #27 Posted July 14, 2014 How do you not have raging wood when this is sponge-bathing you??? he's 66 Age has nothing to do with it. I have no problem in that area. I think it is just not a time that is conducive to much in the way of erotic thoughts. I was in pain and these young ladies were very professional in their approach. They weren't doing a lap dance on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 14, 2014 Share #28 Posted July 14, 2014 I was in pain and these young ladies were very professional in their approach. They weren't doing a lap dance on me. They were not professional if they weren't doing a combo lap dance/sponge bath combo, they should make you forget your pain, dammit!! Why aren't you pissed about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted July 14, 2014 Share #29 Posted July 14, 2014 I think it is just not a time that is conducive to much in the way of erotic thoughts. I was in pain and these young ladies were very professional in their approach. They weren't doing a lap dance on me. Obviously you're not doing it right, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 14, 2014 Share #30 Posted July 14, 2014 Peace be the rehab! I made the mistake once of blurting out "Don't shake it more than twice," after a student secured a bathroom pass from me. It caused a bit of laughter at the time, but took way too long to extinguish after that. I had to put on a serious "ignore the mild disruption" act for the next few months when someone would ask for a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted July 15, 2014 Share #31 Posted July 15, 2014 Age has nothing to do with it. I have no problem in that area. I think it is just not a time that is conducive to much in the way of erotic thoughts. I was in pain and these young ladies were very professional in their approach. They weren't doing a lap dance on me. your body is trying to heal and only puts energy where it is need for survival..... I don't think an erection is needed for survival (I may be wrong) and those girls are well aware of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share #32 Posted July 15, 2014 your body is trying to heal and only puts energy where it is need for survival..... I don't think an erection is needed for survival (I may be wrong) Well, erections are certainly needed for survival of the species, but I think you are right and that the human body is programmed to recognize the appropriate situation for that reaction. It is probably not when it is in the process of just trying to stay alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 15, 2014 Share #33 Posted July 15, 2014 Well, erections are certainly needed for survival of the species, but I think you are right and that the human body is programmed to recognize the appropriate situation for that reaction. It is probably not when it is in the process of just trying to stay alive.I'll accept your explanation for your inability to get wood, but only because I had the same experience with my sponge baths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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