I was wondering

[AirwickWithCheese]

Do you recall ever seeing, or smelling a pie in a window? You know, a pie cooling off on the windowsill of an open window? 

I don't think I have. I would like to come home someday to a grape pie cooling on the windowsill of a double french casement window. 

[Kzoo]

Yes.  Mrs. Jeff and her famous apple pie - sitting on the window sill.

[Kirby]

No, but i grew up in an apartment, so even iif there was a pie in the window, it would be hard to smell from outside.  Plus it would have to be a small pie to fit through the child guards on the window. 

[AirwickWithCheese]

You people are allowing my pie thread to die.  

I will post this here for Road Runner later.  

 

[AirwickWithCheese]

Grape pie  @Airehead

 

[airinpie]

In my small town in Michigan, there was a pie lady. She just baked pies and sold them out of her house. There were always pies cooling in her windows. 

I think she got shut down because of government food laws 

[maddmaxx ★]

8 hours ago, Kirby said:

No, but i grew up in an apartment, so even iif there was a pie in the window, it would be hard to smell from outside.  Plus it would have to be a small pie to fit through the child guards on the window. 

Child guards or security bars?

[Ralphie ★]

I remember a few from the comic strip Mutts, I think.

Cheese, you hve destroyed my inage of Greenville.

http://ask.metafilter.com/51406/Whos-the-cartoon-character-who-stole-pies-off-windowsills

 

[Ralphie ★]

Who wrote the book on love?

[Ralphie ★]

[Randomguy]

15 hours ago, Kirby said:

No, but i grew up in an apartment, so even iif there was a pie in the window, it would be hard to smell from outside.  Plus it would have to be a small pie to fit through the child guards on the window. 

Where do you live?  Can I visit?

[Randomguy]

6 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

I remember a few from the comic strip Mutts, I think.

Cheese, you hve destroyed my inage of Greenville.

http://ask.metafilter.com/51406/Whos-the-cartoon-character-who-stole-pies-off-windowsills

 

Cartoons are the only place I have ever seen pies cooling on the window sill.

[AirwickWithCheese]

1 minute ago, Randomguy said:

Where do you live?  Can I visit?

No you may not visit Kirby

[Longjohn ★]

1 minute ago, Randomguy said:

Cartoons are the only place I have ever seen pies cooling on the window sill.

I think in the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou someone was cooling a pic on a window sill.

[Randomguy]

2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

No you may not visit Kirby

But I must.  I will expect grape pie.

[bikeman564™]

I never have

[AirwickWithCheese]

1 minute ago, Randomguy said:

Cartoons are the only place I have ever seen pies cooling on the window sill.

I am going to build a pie ledge on the windowsill of my front casement window. It will work in conjunction as you roll out the casement. The pie shelf will go foward and up over the flower box. It will also have a fan that can blow the delicious pie smell in whatever direction I choose. 

[AirwickWithCheese]

3 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

But I must.  I will expect grape pie.

Sorry, no. 

[Dirtyhip]

That does seem like a charming scenario. I have never seen it. 

It's like a holy grail of coming home, I would imagine.

[Longjohn ★]

3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

I am going to build a pie ledge on the windowsill of my front casement window. It will work in conjunction as you roll out the casement. The pie shelf will go foward and up over the flower box. It will also have a fan that can blow the delicious pie smell in whatever direction I choose. 

Stray cats will love that, they love pie.

[AirwickWithCheese]

3 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

Stray cats will love that, they love pie.

This is not a concern with a jack russell. However, the pie must maximize neighbor jealousy without attracting flies.   

[Kirby]

7 hours ago, maddmaxx said:

Child guards or security bars?

Child guards.  NYC law requires them for any apartment with a child under the age of 10.  They were open on the top so they wouldn't be effective as a security bar, but they'd help prevent a child from falling (we were on the 4th floor).

[Longjohn ★]

8 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

This is not a concern with a jack russell. However, the pie must maximize neighbor jealousy without attracting flies.   

Don't Jack Russells like pie too?

[Randomguy]

7 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

This is not a concern with a jack russell. However, the pie must maximize neighbor jealousy without attracting flies.   

Of course it would attract flies!  This, and hobos, would be the main deterrents to windowing your pies.

I will demand a grape pie of Kirby, and will respect whatever she demands of me in return.

[AirwickWithCheese]

12 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

Don't Jack Russells like pie too?

Of course. But of course there is always a slightly smaller pie baked for Sam. A man that envisions a rotating pie ledge on a casement windowsill would never forget his jack russell. 

I feel you have insulted me LJ.  

[Kirby]

30 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Of course it would attract flies!  This, and hobos, would be the main deterrents to windowing your pies.

I will demand a grape pie of Kirby, and will respect whatever she demands of me in return.

Unfortunately, I haven't turned my oven on in years. Can one bake a pie in a microwave or toaster oven?

[Randomguy]

7 minutes ago, Kirby said:

Unfortunately, I haven't turned my oven on in years. Can one bake a pie in a microwave or toaster oven?

Well, turn it on, and I will bring RO with.

[AirwickWithCheese]

Just now, Randomguy said:

Well, turn it on, and I will bring RO with.

You are NOT invited. I will take RO when we have our Catskills picnic. 

You will stay home.