12string Posted November 12, 2018 Share #1 Posted November 12, 2018 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #2 Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, 12string said: how exactly would you deal with this First put the fire out on the mower. Second see if the wife is OK. Now before you scolded me for that, answer me this: If you crash your bike, don't you check it for damage first then see how bad you are bleeding and broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted November 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: First put the fire out on the mower. Second see if the wife is OK. Now before you scolded me for that, answer me this: If you crash your bike, don't you check it for damage first then see how bad you are bleeding and broken? sorry - bad edit, this poll thing is new to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 12, 2018 Share #4 Posted November 12, 2018 I am impressed that your wife does lawn work. But then again, my lawn doesn't have any burn marks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 12, 2018 Share #5 Posted November 12, 2018 I'd rate it a lesson to do the lawn yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #6 Posted November 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I am impressed that your wife does lawn work. But then again, my lawn doesn't have any burn marks. WoJSTL does almost all the yard work until it takes some muscles. Then I hire get to do it. She does have trouble getting the gasoline leaf blower started so I bought her a can of starting fluid. Maybe there will be a fire in my yard also. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #7 Posted November 12, 2018 Really need pics of the mower first. If the fire burned the leaves, then the job is done technically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #8 Posted November 12, 2018 I have people, but that is funny as hell. IT'S A TRAP! After I burned the pasta, I haven't had to cook since. Don't let her off the hook. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted November 12, 2018 26 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I am impressed that your wife does lawn work. But then again, my lawn doesn't have any burn marks. The mower was a Mother's day gift a few years back. If she keeps setting gifts on fire, I will have to just stop buying her gifts until she learns gratitude. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 12, 2018 Share #10 Posted November 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, 12string said: 1. When the wife is using the riding mower and lawn sweeper to pick up leaves, how would you rate completing over 50% of the job prior to setting the mower on fire my wife or yours. because my wife does no such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 12, 2018 Share #11 Posted November 12, 2018 1 hour ago, 12string said: The mower was a Mother's day gift a few years back. If she keeps setting gifts on fire, I will have to just stop buying her gifts until she learns gratitude. Maybe get her a grill. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #12 Posted November 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Maybe get her a grill. Or gas logs for the fire place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #13 Posted November 12, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #14 Posted November 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Maybe get her a grill. Good idea. A propensity to start fires and a propane tank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 12, 2018 Share #15 Posted November 12, 2018 My wife never caught the mower on fire but she did have a habit of getting flat tires and not noticing they were flat until they came off the rim. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 13, 2018 Share #16 Posted November 13, 2018 Sweep em up or burn em up, either way she got rid of the leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 13, 2018 Share #17 Posted November 13, 2018 My wife helped me move a bunch of cut Douglas Fir rounds yesterday four doors down. She is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 13, 2018 Share #18 Posted November 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Longjohn said: My wife never caught the mower on fire but she did have a habit of getting flat tires and not noticing they were flat until they came off the rim. An excellent plan on her part. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 13, 2018 Share #19 Posted November 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, 2Far said: An excellent plan on her part. It didn't work. I don't care if we ever mow the grass. We live in the middle of nowhere, if we never mowed it we would not get any complaints. She is the one who thinks we should mow. I just take the wheel off, clean the dirt and crap off the rim and off the tire, remount the tire and fill it with slime, re-inflate and remount the tire, go in and tell her breaks over, go mow. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 13, 2018 Author Share #20 Posted November 13, 2018 18 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Maybe get her a grill. Whose side are you on, anyway!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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