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"ow.... I just fell off the exercise bike.... I'm really hurt... I need you to come take me to the ER." "OK, babe - I'll be there in 45 minutes." "45 minutes?! Why - ow! - will it take you so long?!" "I'm waiting for the free bagels."

Found this pic of my Mum and Dad. These pics were taken about 40 years apart

Posted this picture on there. Mods removed it and threatened to ban me.

Went out w/ 4 club peeps for a 19 mile off road excursion on the fatty, started in day light, ended under the cover of darkness At mile 16 my front tire flatted (I ride tubes, ya ya I know). I didn't have a tube, but another dude did. But I just filled it w/ CO2 and kept on riding. Then about half mile later, flatted again . When it was all said and done, I went thru about 8-10 CO2 cartridges in three miles. But I just needed to get back which I did. After back at the vehicle, I placed my bike inside and the tire was still full, then after I got home, and even this morning the tire is still full I thought I heard some hissing around the valve stem, but figured it was punctured where it enters the tube. Anywho, I'll rip it out to see if anything shows up. Crazy. Here's a few pics taken by a couple of the other dudes for your viewing pleasure. I'm in yellow jacket. Edit: this is Lake Erie

As is my avatar for the day!!

Nope. The Michiganders here are much more likable than the Michiganders there.

I'm Irish everyday

While in the Dominican Republic I fell and broke a rib. Dr didn't want me riding and taking any chances of hurting it again till it was healed. I went a month without riding.

No, this is the best holiday ever, at least in America. The reasons? It isn't trying to be anything that it is not, it is a drunken dive bar-ish celebration of really nothing but beer and wearing green and being happy. There are no gifts exchanged, there is no religious overtone (in the states, at least), and you aren't expected to do anything but enjoy the moment. It is not a pretentious thing, no reservations needed (that kind of goes against the whole vibe of the thing), and you don't really dress up except for a little green, and you aren't obligated to go out if you don't want. You can participate to the degree you feel is appropriate, you eat food that you really only see at this time, and it is festive as hell. Plus, it is totally inclusive, you could be a black dude, Jewish, eskimo, male or female or in-between, and you are all Irish and happy today Happy St. Patrick's Day!

So, Paddy in Dingle calls the hospital and says " Send an ambulance! My wife is in labour and her contractions are two minutes apart!" Operator asks "Is this your wifes first child?" Paddy "No, it's her husband!" <rimshot>

I'm wearing my green froggy skin and a green sweater, so I'm set. How could I not love a day that celebrates all things green!

No, they LOVE popcorn.

Translation: you were at Huc-A-Poos til 4am and had to wait til 5:30 for the bartenders to walk you home.

I play the ice xylophone while standing out by the pool in my thermal speedo.

So there is this lady who moved in..younger and well..old hippie..author fun...but not healthy MS and probably other issues... Anyway while I was on the "Great Adventure" her kids adopted a little Dachshund named BooBoo..that apparently belonged to a older lady who died..and BooBoo was in a shelter. Best thing to happen to this lady in YEARS...all fall she was walking the dog..she gets out more and well she is happier. ALSO the association via a letter from her doctor granted the dog therapy status so it can be in places other dogs might not be allowed... Anyway...I was in her apartment programing a new remote for her tv...I am standing next to but a bit in front of the lady and suddenly..I feel a cold nose sniffing my fingers and a little lick... Now I knew it was the dog...but I said Damn _____ are you licking my fingers that is kinky..or..was it Boo.. OMG she laughed so dang hard...and so did I. she called me today to thank me and tell me how well her tv was working...and then she made a comment about licking my fingers... More laughter ensued.... It was good to hear.

No more virgins as of last November 8. We all got f*cked.

To set the stage: I work for a smaller company, and every Friday the owners of the company bring in bagels and cream cheese for the employees. I overhear a co-worker in the cubicle farm talking in grave tones, then loud heavy sighs. He had just arrived at work, but now he's telling the boss the sitter for his son called, said his son is sick, and he has to go pick him up. Boss says ok. Co-worker gets his coat on and leaves his desk. About a minute later he's back at his desk, taking off his coat, and sitting back down. Boss says "Hey, I thought you were leaving to pick up your son?". Co-worker says "I'm going to wait until the bagels get here before I go pick him up." The bagels didn't arrive at work for another 1/2 hour.

That is because we are more interesting than watching tumbleweeds blow through that place.

Yes. I believe this is the consensus of the remaining LF'ers.

They have asked to be left alone. I think we need to let it be.

Part of the reason we are here is because we can't post there. That place is messed up.

Does that include the 3 foot rise to get the bike back on the bike rack?

Posted this picture on there. Mods removed it and threatened to ban me.

That one time when I drank too much...

When I pull the stick back, the houses get smaller. When I pull it back further, the houses get bigger again. Why is that?

5:13AM

Flying with BuffCarla to Tampa tomorrow afternoon. 5 days in Florida with my daughter and her BF at my parents rental condo. Can't wait.

Great family photo. Your wife hasn't changed at all. She has aged with grace and kept her youthful face.

Do these matching shirts make my wife and I look younger?

The avatar format doesn't do her justice.

I keep telling Boo she can move to my house..but no doggies so she has to wear a cat suit!!

I prefer the @Dirtyhip microagression response Hey Fuck You! or is it Hey Fuck Off!

It is one of the best avatars ever!!!

It is a thing. You know, a thing. A thing's thing, if you know what I mean! Ok, it is a damn space otter, how do you not know this? They are everywhere in space, geez!

@Randomguy is not awesome. He demanded I change my avatar and has never acknowledged said change.

We will now get winter weather. I changed the wheels and tires on the Salsa Fargo. It no longer has the studded winter tires for ice. I now have the summer tires that I used for the GAP/C&O ride back on it.

A drunken Irish jig pig.

Did you bang her?

This is true Kim but I will give this a 9.69. Only because of SW's humour handicap.

It was a bad parody too. But in all honesty, they all are bad. Kim

The earth ? just stopped. The Evil Square One just posted a parody. For the want of the old Parody Meter.

Phosphoric acid in soda.

I really like this picture.

I carry both, haven't had to use either. I must be a Fred.

Watch those empty street rides. There's always an after work drinker going home somewhere.

Damn straight. And none of that other crap either. Mustard....only. Yellow mustard.

This is just sad. Cheese and Wilbur were a good team.

Engineering school must have been a blast.