Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Share #1 Posted October 6, 2021 That is all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share #2 Posted October 6, 2021 Actually they may have ordered another ultrasound of something. I don’t remember. They said they would call when it is scheduled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Share #3 Posted October 6, 2021 35 minutes ago, Longjohn said: That is all. Where you flying to? Texas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 6, 2021 Share #4 Posted October 6, 2021 I'm never getting the flu shot. No telling what terrible mind-control drug is in that shot. It's all just a big government conspiracy, I'm sure. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share #5 Posted October 6, 2021 23 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I'm never getting the flu shot. No telling what terrible mind-control drug is in that shot. It's all just a big government conspiracy, I'm sure. My doctor is a sweetheart. I’d probably do anything she asked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 6, 2021 Share #6 Posted October 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Longjohn said: My doctor is a sweetheart. I’d probably do anything she asked. All part of the conspiracy. Female doctors are taking over the medical field because people trust women more than men. Plus men are suckers for any woman doctor who smiles at them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share #7 Posted October 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Where you flying to? Texas? I wuz going to spell it flue but decided to go with flew. If I was king I would combine all the words that sound the same and just have one common spelling. It wood make life a lot easier. You wooden’t have 2-to-two-too and there-they’re-their. The internet is already doing it. Ralph and Eye misspell words on purpose but these morans don’t even no the Wright weigh two spell words. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted October 6, 2021 Share #8 Posted October 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Longjohn said: My doctor is a sweetheart. I’d probably do anything she asked. Bend over. Cough. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share #9 Posted October 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Plus men are suckers for any woman doctor who smiles at them. You got me there. This is my doctor I saw today. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 6, 2021 Share #10 Posted October 6, 2021 She looks almost exactly like my dentist. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Share #11 Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Longjohn said: I wuz going to spell it flue but decided to go with flew. If I was king I would combine all the words that sound the same and just have one common spelling. It wood make life a lot easier. You wooden’t have 2-to-two-too and there-they’re-their. The internet is already doing it. Ralph and Eye misspell words on purpose but these morans don’t even no the Wright weigh two spell words. Artemus Ward started the ball rolling in the 1800s, and lj and I are just a tad behind the times. Charles Farrar Browne was an American humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward, which as a character, an illiterate rube with "Yankee common sense", Browne also played in public performances. He is considered to be America's first stand-up comedian. Wikipedia Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness? Moses, the Sassy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted October 6, 2021 Share #12 Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Bikeguy said: 1 hour ago, Longjohn said: My doctor is a sweetheart. I’d probably do anything she asked. Bend over. Cough. You definitely want a woman doctor, a small woman doctor, for that procedure. My last doctor was a small guy, with normal looking hands, but when I turned around he sprouted banana fingers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 6, 2021 Share #13 Posted October 6, 2021 Speaking of flew shotz, my workplace is late with them this year! Should be available by now, dangit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted October 7, 2021 Share #14 Posted October 7, 2021 i have not gotten one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted October 7, 2021 Share #15 Posted October 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: i have not gotten one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 7, 2021 Share #16 Posted October 7, 2021 6 hours ago, Longjohn said: That is all. Pfft! Natural immunity is best. You will need a booster in another 12 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share #17 Posted October 7, 2021 28 minutes ago, Further said: You definitely want a woman doctor, a small woman doctor, for that procedure. I had that procedure in September by a nurse practitioner, easy peasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share #18 Posted October 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Pfft! Natural immunity is best. You will need a booster in another 12 months. My oncologist said I need to get the flu shots because my immune system is compromised. I never seem to get the little sicknesses like colds and flu. I just get heart attacks and cancer. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 7, 2021 Share #19 Posted October 7, 2021 22 minutes ago, Longjohn said: My oncologist said I need to get the flu shots because my immune system is compromised. I never seem to get the little sicknesses like colds and flu. I just get heart attacks and cancer. Stop doing that, dammit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2021 Share #20 Posted October 7, 2021 Flahute flu shot is a good tongue twister. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 7, 2021 Share #21 Posted October 7, 2021 14 hours ago, Longjohn said: I wuz going to spell it flue but decided to go with flew. If I was king I would combine all the words that sound the same and just have one common spelling. It wood make life a lot easier. You wooden’t have 2-to-two-too and there-they’re-their. The internet is already doing it. Ralph and Eye misspell words on purpose but these morans don’t even no the Wright weigh two spell words. If it meant we could persecute the moranic CAnadians and Brits with their dopey extra letters in words, I am ALL FOR IT!!! LJ for KING! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 8, 2021 Share #22 Posted October 8, 2021 On 10/6/2021 at 6:32 PM, Longjohn said: You wooden’t have 2-to-two-too and there-they’re-their. The internet is already doing it. Ralph and Eye misspell words on purpose but these morans don’t even no the Wright weigh two spell words. Meihem in ce Klasrum by Dolton Edwards, ~1946 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 8, 2021 Share #23 Posted October 8, 2021 14 hours ago, Razors Edge said: If it meant we could persecute the moranic CAnadians and Brits with their dopey extra letters in words, I am ALL FOR IT!!! LJ for KING! Colour me shockede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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