Square Wheels Posted February 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 22, 2015 (edited) I'd like to remind everyone that we are a microsociety, one that is governed by rules.We are all expected to follow these rules.Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the rules of the site. The link is located at the bottom of every page.The Rules are now Guidelines and found in the top right dropdown, or here:http://squarewheelscycling.com/index.php?/guidelines/ Edited March 1, 2015 by Square Wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 22, 2015 oops...did I break one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 22, 2015 petite, you ignorant scofflaw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 22, 2015 The Rules (by Her) Previous Next 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 22, 2015 I'm glad this wasn't a repost of "The Rules" for road bikes, those rules are stupid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted February 22, 2015 I'm glad this wasn't a repost of "The Rules" for road bikes, those rules are stupid. HTFU! I love those rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 22, 2015 HTFU! I love those rules. I'm not exactly a conformist and in general I don't like rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted February 22, 2015 I'm not exactly a conformist and in general I don't like rules. I look at them as either suggestions, or a joke. Either way they are fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 22, 2015 I look at them as either suggestions, or a joke. Either way they are fun. I'm still not going to put my glasses OVER my helmet straps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted February 22, 2015 I'm still not going to put my glasses OVER my helmet straps. Heathen! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 22, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 22, 2015 I have never read the rules, is that against the rules? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 22, 2015 I work with a guy that wears a stocking cap at work. He wears his safety glasses over his stocking cap. He looks like a real dufuss but it's work, nobody cares how they look. I don't know how they stay on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 22, 2015 I have never read the rules, is that against the rules? Do you meat the rules for the forum or THE RULES? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 22, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 22, 2015 umm, LJ, I never read either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted February 22, 2015 Do you meat the rules for the forum or THE RULES? I get such a kick out of them, I have it bookmarked. http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/ I have HTFU on my RoadID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 22, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 22, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 23, 2015 Was it a new guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted February 23, 2015 Share #18 Posted February 23, 2015 The Rules (by Her) Previous Next 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. Reader's Digest Version: 1. Men are always wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 23, 2015 Share #19 Posted February 23, 2015 Was it a new guy? . ............ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted February 23, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 23, 2015 Rules??? Rules??http://m.imgur.com/gallery/meftV0q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 23, 2015 Share #21 Posted February 23, 2015 your rules come down to just waving the liberal PC flag. You don't care about anybody insulting Christians or America or Apple pie, just don't bash homosexuals or say anything bad about your precious Obammy that's what the "rules" are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share #22 Posted February 23, 2015 your rules come down to just waving the liberal PC flag. You don't care about anybody insulting Christians or America or Apple pie, just don't bash homosexuals or say anything bad about your precious Obammy that's what the "rules" are You have never changed your opinion of me, and that's fine. These are the rules and I will enforce them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted February 23, 2015 Share #23 Posted February 23, 2015 your rules come down to just waving the liberal PC flag. You don't care about anybody insulting Christians or America or Apple pie, just don't bash homosexuals or say anything bad about your precious Obammy that's what the "rules" areyou can leave if you don't like the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #24 Posted February 23, 2015 You have never changed your opinion of me, and that's fine. These are the rules and I will enforce them. The Golden Rules. The man with the gold rules. No one is forcing anyone to stay here. Except me. AWC had me chained to the computer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #25 Posted February 23, 2015 Wilbur, what was your secret ensnaring AWC into your web? And don't tell me some bogus hoser story either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #26 Posted February 23, 2015 AWC recognizes cool when he sees it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 23, 2015 Share #27 Posted February 23, 2015 Wilbur, what was your secret ensnaring AWC into your web? And don't tell me some bogus hoser story either. . ...you need a cuter avatar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #28 Posted February 23, 2015 You and yor rules can bite me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #29 Posted February 23, 2015 AWC recognizes cool when he sees it! You've seen him wax poetic aboot the Partridges and Bee Gees, right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #30 Posted February 24, 2015 . ...you need a cuter avatar. I know. The one Wilbur has is a chick magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #31 Posted February 25, 2015 . ...I think you ought to go with a puppy. Everyone likes puppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted February 25, 2015 Share #32 Posted February 25, 2015 I know. The one Wilbur has is a chick magnet. I'm not sure how I should put this.........the thing is that a new avatar is not going to cut it. The problem is.....well.....the problem is......that you are you, and no funny picture is going to make any impression on that depressing fact. Why is it that I'm the one that has to tell people these things? Surely we should take turns at disillusioning other posters.....it's only fair after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #33 Posted February 25, 2015 I know. The one Wilbur has is a chick magnet. Here, take this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #34 Posted February 25, 2015 Here, take this. Oh crap - he is a plankton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #35 Posted February 25, 2015 . ...you need a cuter avatar. Actually, just something higher up on the food chain might do it. No one has any real respect for plankton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #36 Posted February 25, 2015 I'm not sure how I should put this.........the thing is that a new avatar is not going to cut it. The problem is.....well.....the problem is......that you are you, and no funny picture is going to make any impression on that depressing fact. Why is it that I'm the one that has to tell people these things? Surely we should take turns at disillusioning other posters.....it's only fair after all. You love me!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #37 Posted February 25, 2015 I'm not sure how I should put this.........the thing is that a new avatar is not going to cut it. The problem is.....well.....the problem is......that you are you, and no funny picture is going to make any impression on that depressing fact. Why is it that I'm the one that has to tell people these things? Surely we should take turns at disillusioning other posters.....it's only fair after all. You love me!?! Look, it does not matter if Ob1 loves you or not. You have to impress the Illuminati here. They like puppies. I have thrown you two humdingers and one "passable" option for a new avatar that will at the least keep you from getting your head lopped off by the powers that be. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #38 Posted February 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #39 Posted February 25, 2015 Actually, just something higher up on the food chain might do it. No one has any real respect for plankton. ...possibly a worm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted February 25, 2015 Share #40 Posted February 25, 2015 ...possibly a worm ? We have a winner I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #41 Posted February 25, 2015 We have a winner I believe. You will have a winner when I say you have a winner. Post this and you will have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #42 Posted February 25, 2015 Or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted February 25, 2015 Share #43 Posted February 25, 2015 You will have a winner when I say you have a winner. Post this and you will have a winner. Now I applaud you for your fearlessness in flaunting your feminine side but this can be overdone you know and now I'm being a little sick in my mouth. Have a thought for the sensibilities of us more masculine types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #44 Posted February 25, 2015 Now I applaud you for your fearlessness in flaunting your feminine side but this can be overdone you know and now I'm being a little sick in my mouth. Have a thought for the sensibilities of us more masculine types. Here you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #45 Posted February 25, 2015 ... ...we could compromise between worms and puppies by using an avatar of puppy worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #46 Posted February 25, 2015 This is a serious post about the rules of this site, I don't feel you people are taking this seriously. There will be consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #47 Posted February 25, 2015 This is a serious post about the rules of this site, I don't feel you people are taking this seriously. There will be consequences. You should start a thread and pin it next to this one that explains the rules about posting in the "Rules" thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #48 Posted February 25, 2015 And say stuff like "Or Else!" or " I mean it!" or "Don't make me pull this forum over and come back there!" Snapping your fingers and glaring into the rearview mirror from your administrators drivers seat help too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #49 Posted February 25, 2015 Don't make me start telling jokes, trust me, you won't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #50 Posted February 25, 2015 There will be consequences. . ...were it my site, I would randomly change people's avatars to suit my whim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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