I think I’d like to dress better, like the homosexuals

[Randomguy]

I need clothes, you see. I blame Petite for making me think this. 

[Page Turner]

...you can forget about the waffle fires at Chick-fil-A if you go that route.

[Dottleshead]

1 hour ago, Page Turner said:

...you can forget about the waffle fires at Chick-fil-A if you go that route.

Fires or fries?

[Longjohn]

Here you go, I know I’m going to regret googling this.

[Longjohn]

Perfect office attire for NYC.

[maddmaxx]

You'll look great at your next interview in assless chaps.

[Longjohn]

You will need a new swimsuit as well.

[maddmaxx]

Do they come in hang rights too?

[Randomguy]

1 hour ago, Longjohn said:

You will need a new swimsuit as well.

Not the flaming homosexuals. 

[Ralphie]

Just now, Randomguy said:

Not the flaming homosexuals. 

Maybe you meant to say metrosexuals.

[Fret Buzz]

5 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

Maybe you meant to say metrosexuals.

More likely means "hipsters" but he can't admit it

[Ralphie]

Just now, Razors Edge said:

More likely means "hipsters" but he can't admit it

He should get started on the beard now!

[bikeman564™]

[Fret Buzz]

14 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

He should get started on the beard now!

From what I understand, he had a "beard" for a while, but it didn't work out

[Page Turner]

8 hours ago, Dottie said:

Fires or fries?

...Freudian slip.

[Page Turner]

11 hours ago, Randomguy said:

I need clothes, you see. I blame Petite for making me think this. 

Without being aware of it, most people can accurately identify gay men by face alone

Since effeminate gay men utilize similar facial expressions as women, they develop female aging and muscle contraction patterns in their face. For example, gay face includes tightness around the mouth from pursing the lips, a facial expression common to gay men and women—but not to heterosexual men. Also, gay men are more emotionally expressive, leading to a general 'tightness' and muscular activation throughout the entire face. Gay face includes an eye expression that is both surprised-looking and predatory. Eyebrows are usually arched higher than that of straight men, and eyebrow hair is manicured. There is often a slightly tan and/or leathery look to the skin, especially among older gay men.

 

...if you want to show up on gaydar, you can do a lot without spending a lot of cash on clothing.

 

[maddmaxx]

2 hours ago, Page Turner said:

...Freudian slip.

Is that metro or hetro?

[onbike1939]

3 hours ago, Page Turner said:

Without being aware of it, most people can accurately identify gay men by face alone

Since effeminate gay men utilize similar facial expressions as women, they develop female aging and muscle contraction patterns in their face. For example, gay face includes tightness around the mouth from pursing the lips, a facial expression common to gay men and women—but not to heterosexual men. Also, gay men are more emotionally expressive, leading to a general 'tightness' and muscular activation throughout the entire face. Gay face includes an eye expression that is both surprised-looking and predatory. Eyebrows are usually arched higher than that of straight men, and eyebrow hair is manicured. There is often a slightly tan and/or leathery look to the skin, especially among older gay men.

 

...if you want to show up on gaydar, you can do a lot without spending a lot of cash on clothing.

 

Good God......you tell me this now?

[Page Turner]

2 hours ago, onbike1939 said:

Good God......you tell me this now?

...

[BuffJim]

BuffCarlas cousin makes gowns for drag queens. $3000 a pop. He’s very much in demand. 

[late]

2 minutes ago, BuffJim said:

BuffCarlas cousin makes gowns for drag queens. $3000 a pop. He’s very much in demand. 

I'd love to see some pics of her work.

[The_Karen_Cooper_Incident]

This thread is awesome sauce. 

Shu Fang 

[Airehead]

9 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

Maybe you meant to say metrosexuals.