Road Runner Posted July 11, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 11, 2014 Since my injury, I have had to pay $200 a month and they still don't cut it like I would. What do you bastards do? Do you push a mower like a real man (or woman) or do you just sit your fat ass on a riding mower and cut your grass while drinking mass quantities of beer? My neighbors all have yards of less than 10,000 sq ft and yet they mostly pay to have their grass cut or they ride around on those stupid lawn tractors. We suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 11, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 11, 2014 Fausto Coppi in 1949 you yard mowing bastards screwed up my Tour trivia threads, so this is quid pro quo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted July 11, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 11, 2014 Move to Rochester, and I'll cut your grass. I wish I lived closer. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 11, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 11, 2014 Move to Rochester, and I'll cut your grass. Wasn't that the new ad campaign for the Rochester Chamber of Commerce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted July 11, 2014 Share #5 Posted July 11, 2014 Wasn't that the new ad campaign for the Rochester Chamber of Commerce? I'll ask the squirrel. I'll be right back. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 11, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 11, 2014 I'll ask the squirrel. I'll be right back. Couch I did, and Blowsox says he heard something like that, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 11, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 11, 2014 I have about 1.5 acres to more. I more a couple times a month with a tractor. No beer needed / wanted. And Nate, please lay off the insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 11, 2014 Share #8 Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) I have about 1.5 acres to mow. I mow a couple times a month with a tractor. No beer needed / wanted. And Nate, please lay off the insults. Edited July 11, 2014 by Square Wheels Errrr, darn auto-correct. Fixed typos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 11, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 11, 2014 Indirectly. I live in a condo, so the condo fee covers all sorts of services including their cutting the grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted July 11, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 11, 2014 I have about 1.5 acres to more. I more a couple times a month with a tractor. No beer needed / wanted. And Nate, please lay off the insults. LOL! Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted July 11, 2014 I have about 1.5 acres to more. I more a couple times a month with a tractor. No beer needed / wanted. What is moreing? Is this you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 11, 2014 Share #12 Posted July 11, 2014 And Nate, please lay off the insults. ...suggestion noted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 11, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 11, 2014 mr. cuts the grass usually. He created a beautiful high desert, low water landscape in our yard and really takes care of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 11, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 11, 2014 just get a goat and tie him up in the yard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 11, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 11, 2014 Move to Rochester, and I'll cut your grass. I wish I lived closer. Couch Are you officially living in Rochester now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted July 11, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 11, 2014 Are you officially living in Rochester now? Yes. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 11, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 11, 2014 Yes. Couch I'll let you know the next time we're in town. Maybe we can grab a coffee or sump tin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted July 11, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 11, 2014 I'll let you know the next time we're in town. Maybe we can grab a coffee or sump tin. Sounds good to me. I look forward to it. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2014 Share #19 Posted July 11, 2014 Fausto Coppi in 1949 you yard mowing bastards screwed up my Tour trivia threads, so this is quid pro quo You can't even spell quid pro quo and you certainly can't use it in the proper context. Go away and start you own thread. It's rude to hijack other's threads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share #20 Posted July 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 11, 2014 Just trying to clean up a bit of trash that blew into the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 11, 2014 Share #22 Posted July 11, 2014 i cut my own grass.. i'n not rich! I would buy a goat to mow my lawn before I payed someone else to do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share #23 Posted July 11, 2014 i cut my own grass.. i'n not rich! I would buy a goat to mow my lawn before I payed someone else to do it! You have kids that will be of grass cutting age pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldendesign Posted July 11, 2014 Share #24 Posted July 11, 2014 I mow myself. When we bought the house I bought a really nice Husqvarna/Honda push mower and weed wacker/edger. I spend about three hours each Sunday making my lawn look very nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 11, 2014 Share #25 Posted July 11, 2014 I mow myself. yea, you millenials are all into that sissy "manscaping" you need to let your hair grow like Nature intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 11, 2014 Share #26 Posted July 11, 2014 I never have to worry about this, but I rake the leaves out of the rocks every other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 11, 2014 Share #27 Posted July 11, 2014 yea, you millenials are all into that sissy "manscaping" you need to let your hair grow like Nature intendedthe wimmins like it trimmed, but I guess you'll never have to worry about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 11, 2014 Share #28 Posted July 11, 2014 You have kids that will be of grass cutting age pretty soon. Soon!!! yes.. I think I have one more full year of it, and then I will make them do it as I watch drinking beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 11, 2014 Share #29 Posted July 11, 2014 I would buy a goat to mow my lawn before I payed someone else to do it! Yesterday driving down the highway I saw a very large dog stuffed in the back of a station wagon. I felt bad for it. I got a little closer only to realize it was two very large goats. The car was from Maine, which explains a lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldendesign Posted July 11, 2014 Share #30 Posted July 11, 2014 I like my landscaping, and manscaping. Both are clean, trim, and appeasing to the eyes. For the sake of all the Forum Womens husbands, I will only post a picture of my lawn. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 12, 2014 Share #31 Posted July 12, 2014 Yesterday driving down the highway I saw a very large dog stuffed in the back of a station wagon. I felt bad for it. I got a little closer only to realize it was two very large goats. The car was from Maine, which explains a lot. Stopped at a Waffle House....I think I was in Tennessee at the time. A Buick in the lot had a goat in the back seat. Conscientious owner left the window cracked open for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 12, 2014 Share #32 Posted July 12, 2014 mr. cuts the grass usually. He created a beautiful high desert, low water landscape in our yard and really takes care of it. I never understood why folks in a desert would try for the grass lawn thing. What a waste of energy and water. Hell...the desert has a beauty all its own. Why mess with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 12, 2014 Share #33 Posted July 12, 2014 I never understood why folks in a desert would try for the grass lawn thing. What a waste of energy and water. Hell...the desert has a beauty all its own. Why mess with it? Ya, dirt and rock. What's more peaceful and calming than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 12, 2014 Share #34 Posted July 12, 2014 Ya, dirt and rock. What's more peaceful and calming than that? You never heard of a Zen Garden, you uptight bastard? Hey, that is a good ideer. I need a small Zen Garden out back, I'll bet SuzieQ would approve. Oh yes, on the OP, yes. I am a lazy bastard, but mainly every time I try to discontinue the lawn service Mrs. Ralph objects. It is quite the conflict because I an also a cheap and poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted July 12, 2014 Share #35 Posted July 12, 2014 I mow my own grass. About a third of the mowing I use the old push mower. (Inside the doggie corral and trimming around the beds). The rest I use the rider. The rider saves me about 45 minutes each mowing. Recently my wife suggested I start cutting the lady's grass that lives behind us. Her husband died a few years ago and she mows it herself with a push mower. "You know, since you're sitting on your butt on the riding mower anyway." While I feel for her, she is home most of the day, only needs to work part time, and has kids that are old enough to mow. And like I told my wife, "Besides, I really don't need another wife". Not even a cute blond one that does all her yard work in shorts and a tank top. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 12, 2014 Author Share #36 Posted July 12, 2014 Not even a cute blond one that does all her yard work in shorts and a tank top. You certainly wouldn't want to interfere with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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